come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than chinese companies limiting raw material exports to russian pharma amid sanctions!!! we have more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti!!!

build your own empire and conquer the land like a boss!!! trade with other players and become the richest player in the server!!!

we have secret treasure hunts, hidden dungeons, and even a dragon that farts rainbows!!! join now and experience the wildest adventure of your life!!!

don’t miss out on the fun, join now before the chinese companies try to limit our raw material exports too!!!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 90/500 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Potions Brewed: 50
Shadow Figures Spotted: 6 Demon Skulls Collected: 38
Royal Courts Attended: 4 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
Immortal Potions Brewed: 7 Meteorite Armor Created: 25
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 181 Villages Defended: 19

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • CubicleCraft SMP: BullyBeGone!

    CubicleCraft SMP: BullyBeGone!
    Are you tired of getting griefed by your so-called “friends” on other servers? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a strict no-bullying policy! In fact, we have a team of trained llamas who will spit on anyone who tries to bully you. Trust us, you don’t want to mess with those llamas.

    One time, a player tried to bully me by stealing all my diamonds and building a giant statue of themselves right in front of my house. But little did they know, I had a secret weapon – a pet creeper named Bob. Bob may have exploded my house in the process, but at least that bully got what was coming to them.

    So if you’re tired of dealing with workplace bullying on other servers, come join us! We promise you’ll never have to worry about getting griefed again. Plus, our llamas are really good at giving hugs.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Enchanted Armories Found: 2
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 9 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • LoudCarLamentCraft

    LoudCarLamentCraft
    Are you tired of getting your eardrums blasted by guys with very loud cars? Well, we have the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft server! Our virtual world is a car-free zone, so you can mine, build, and explore in peace without any revving engines ruining your vibe.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their underground llama dance parties and boogie down like never before.

    And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to the enchanted forest where the trees whisper secrets and the animals can talk. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures you’ll get into with our magical woodland creatures?

    So say goodbye to the noise pollution of guys with very loud cars and hello to a world of endless fun and silliness on our Minecraft server. Join us today and let the craziness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 30 Mineshafts Explored: 2
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Glorious Feasts Held: 14
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 2
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 24 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 16 Animals Bred: 187

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • BidenCraftUltimatum

    BidenCraftUltimatum
    So, like, this server is totally off the chain, man. Like, imagine this: you log in and suddenly you’re in a world where Netanyahu is giving ultimatums left and right, like “Talk to Biden or else!” And then Gallant is all like “Nah man, I need Cabinet approval first.” It’s like a political drama but in Minecraft form, dude.

    But wait, there’s more! You can join in on the fun and be part of the crazy negotiations between world leaders. Will you be the peacemaker or the troublemaker? The choice is yours, my friend.

    Plus, there are epic quests and challenges that will make your head spin. Like, one time I had to fight a dragon while balancing a stack of pancakes on my head. It was wild, man.

    So, if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh till your sides hurt, then this is the place for you. Come join us and let’s make some Minecraft magic happen, baby!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Zombie Dances: 2
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 6 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Mines Excavated: 3385
    Magic Wands Crafted: 5 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Jumping Universe Showdown

    Jumping Universe Showdown
    Yo, you ever wanted to prove infinite universes exist by joining a Minecraft server? Well, this is the place for you! We got players jumping between universes like it’s nobody’s business. Imagine a universe where pigs can fly and creepers give out hugs instead of explosions. That’s the kind of crazy stuff you’ll see on this server. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. Join us and become a multiverse explorer today!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 4 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7
    Mines Excavated: 4471 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3
    Void Gems Collected: 10 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 8 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • NovarusMC: Where the only thing semi-vanilla is the ice cream! Get ready to battle it out in PvP!

    NovarusMC: Where the only thing semi-vanilla is the ice cream! Get ready to battle it out in PvP!
    Server Name NovarusMC
    Type Geopolitical Minecraft Server
    Features – Create nations, cultures, religions, lore– Infinite possibilities– Open world transportation– Wars, politics and roleplay
    Website Visit website

    FAQ

    1. Can I create my own nation on the server?

    Yes, you can create your own nation with its own culture, religion, and lore.

    2. Are there restrictions on player interactions?

    There are no TP commands on the server, encouraging more player interaction and open world transportation.

    3. How are ores separated between biomes?

    Ores are separated between biomes to encourage more player interaction and exploration.

    4. Can I start wars on the server?

    Yes, you can start wars, get into politics, and create your own roleplay character.

    5. Is there a Discord community for the server?

    Yes, you can join the Discord community at https://discord.gg/QBCS7kmSHy

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Phantom Rings Equipped: 15
    Herobrine Sightings: 8 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 14
    Magic Items Found: 7455 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • BondCraft Minecraft Server

    BondCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got a treat for you! Our server is like if James Bond and Hitman had a love child and it was raised in the world of Minecraft. Imagine sneaking around, taking out enemies with style, and saving the world one block at a time. Join us for the ultimate spy experience and see if you have what it takes to be the next blocky Bond!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 98 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 103
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 5 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 11
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 3 Rainbows Spotted: 2
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 4 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Grid Mania Minecraft SMP

    Grid Mania Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, Rikka’s thighs are so fat because she’s been doing squats in Minecraft for hours on end! Join us for a chance to witness this epic feat of virtual fitness and maybe even challenge her to a thigh-off competition. Who knows, you might even get a special prize for participating! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the hilarity ensue!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Runes Activated: 6
    Magic Crystals Found: 23 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • LessonsInMinecraftSMP

    LessonsInMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest place on the block! Join us for epic adventures, insane challenges, and wacky shenanigans that will have you laughing until your diamond armor breaks!

    Forget about life lessons, on our server you’ll learn the most important lesson of all: how to survive a zombie apocalypse while riding a pig! Trust us, it’s a skill you’ll definitely need in real life.

    Join now and become part of our wacky community where anything can happen, from building a rollercoaster that launches you into outer space to battling a giant chicken boss that shoots fireballs out of its beak. Don’t miss out on the fun, join today and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 8 Mines Excavated: 1349
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 89 Epic Battles Fought: 12
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 47 Mythical Swords Crafted: 41
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 12 New Chunks Explored: 182764

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • DreamCrafters

    DreamCrafters
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate sleep talker’s paradise! Join us and you’ll hear the most bizarre and hilarious sleep talking conversations that will have you laughing for hours.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds in the depths of the earth when suddenly, you hear someone mumbling about flying pigs and talking creepers. Or maybe you’re building a majestic castle when out of nowhere, someone starts reciting the entire Bee Movie script in their sleep. The possibilities are endless on our server!

    But that’s not all – we also have legendary treasure hunts where the loot is so valuable, it’ll make your diamond armor look like a pile of dirt. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where the zombies know how to bust a move.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most entertaining Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 38 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
    Divine Scrolls Written: 21 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12 Alternate Realities Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • CraftyTerrorMasters

    CraftyTerrorMasters
    u know what else is behind spike? this MINECRAFT server! come join us for some epic adventures and crazy shenanigans! we got creepers that dance the macarena, skeletons that tell knock knock jokes, and zombies that do the cha cha slide!

    our server is so lit, even MI5 spy chief is talking about it! they said joining our server is the only way to stop Moscow and Tehran from causing terror plots! so come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s save the world one block at a time!

    plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds! and rumor has it, Herobrine himself hangs out there on weekends! so what are you waiting for? join our server now and be part of the craziest Minecraft community ever!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 10 Phantom Blocks Placed: 7
    Titanic Battles Fought: 16 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 33 Epic Battles Fought: 10
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 10

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Microbiome Wars: Guilds Clash

    Microbiome Wars: Guilds Clash
    so like, we got this epic minecraft server where we got these two crazy guilds competing against each other like it’s the hunger games or something. the researchers say there’s this core microbiome thing going on, but we just call it a bunch of nerdy stuff. join our server and be part of the epic battle for dominance! who will come out on top? only the craziest players will survive and thrive in this wacky world. come join us and be part of the madness!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9 Void Gems Collected: 27
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • WestLeaf Economy: Minecraft Server for Hoarders Anonymous – Unlimited Storage, Sell Your Soul for Diamonds!

    WestLeaf Economy: Minecraft Server for Hoarders Anonymous – Unlimited Storage, Sell Your Soul for Diamonds!

    Minecraft Server Information:

    IP play.westleaf.net
    Minecraft Version 1.20.4
    Discord https://discord.gg/KttDPTAaUG

    Welcome To WestLeaf Economy! We’re so happy to have you join the server!

    This server is all about the grind! We encourage players to PVP outside claimed areas and there are different systems such as gem mines, custom crafting, quarries (which automate mining) and more! We have features to enhance gameplay from automating smelting to reimaging your mining experience! We are still in early access and plan to add lots more custom content soon!

    Like any server, we always recommend players to get started by reading the rules, gathering resources and building a temporary starting base.

    To begin your adventure, type the command /warp wild, this will take you to the wilderness, where you will be able to explore the WestLeaf survival world. If you want to find a new, random location, you can run the command /rtp which will teleport you randomly within a 15,000 x 15,000 radius of the world.

    GUIDE: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1DrwQutdsO-Gk7PMQYqclPXMspHr6SUYqWIOFWIFvgjY/edit?usp=sharing

    FAQs:

    Question Answer
    How do I start playing on the server? Begin by reading the rules, gathering resources, and building a temporary base. Then use commands like /warp wild or /rtp to explore the world.
    Are there PvP areas on the server? We encourage PvP outside of claimed areas. Be prepared for combat if you venture into those zones.
    What custom features does the server offer? Features include gem mines, custom crafting, quarries for automated mining, and more to enhance gameplay.
    Is the server still in development? Yes, we are in early access and plan to add additional custom content in the future.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 15 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Void Gems Collected: 18 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Runes Activated: 1 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 4 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 10 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Oopsies Minecraft Server

    Oopsies Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind! Picture this: you log in and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena before exploding!

    Join our server for the chance to ride on the backs of dragons, battle evil llamas in epic llama jousting tournaments, and build your very own castle made entirely out of cheese! And that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret portal on the server that leads to a dimension where all the blocks are made of candy and the sun is a giant marshmallow.

    But wait, there’s more! Every full moon, the server transforms into a disco party where all the mobs break out into dance and you can challenge the Ender Dragon to a rap battle for ultimate bragging rights. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Enchanted Forests Planted: 6
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 310 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 7

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • 2d/3d/real red heads, futa is welcome and pink hair is also welcome Minecraft SMP

    2d/3d/real red heads, futa is welcome and pink hair is also welcome Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most wild and wacky Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! We’ve got 2D, 3D, and even real red heads running around causing chaos. But that’s not all – futa players are welcome here, because why not shake things up a bit? And if you’ve got pink hair, you’ll fit right in with our colorful crew.

    Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and non-stop laughter. Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of mischievous gnomes who love to prank unsuspecting players. But hey, that just adds to the fun, right?

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and see what all the fuss is about. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on this server, anything can happen!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Animals Bred: 159 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1
    New Chunks Explored: 130949 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • PixelDramaQueens

    PixelDramaQueens
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family dynamics and awkward encounters.

    Imagine a server where your best friend marries your sister, only for her to pass away and him to remarry someone who can’t handle family photos in your house. It’s like a telenovela, but in Minecraft form!

    Experience the thrill of navigating through complex emotions and tense situations, all while building your dream world in the game. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained?

    So why wait? Join us now for a server experience that’s more dramatic than a llama stampede in a village! It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that you won’t want to miss.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 36
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Enchanted Forests Planted: 11
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Wilderness Tamed: 19

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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