come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than chinese companies limiting raw material exports to russian pharma amid sanctions!!! we have more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti!!!

build your own empire and conquer the land like a boss!!! trade with other players and become the richest player in the server!!!

we have secret treasure hunts, hidden dungeons, and even a dragon that farts rainbows!!! join now and experience the wildest adventure of your life!!!

don’t miss out on the fun, join now before the chinese companies try to limit our raw material exports too!!!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 92/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12 Epic Quests Completed: 10
Endless Night Skies: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
Legendary Heroes Trained: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 6

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • PharmaCraft: No Raw Material for You!

    PharmaCraft: No Raw Material for You!
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than chinese companies limiting raw material exports to russian pharma amid sanctions!!! we have more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti!!!

    build your own empire and conquer the land like a boss!!! trade with other players and become the richest player in the server!!!

    we have secret treasure hunts, hidden dungeons, and even a dragon that farts rainbows!!! join now and experience the wildest adventure of your life!!!

    don’t miss out on the fun, join now before the chinese companies try to limit our raw material exports too!!!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 5 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 9 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 122 Shadow Figures Spotted: 6
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Limitless Life Minecraft Server

    Limitless Life Minecraft Server
    Yo, yo, yo! Have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s so lit, it’ll make you live past 100 years! Like, for realz, fam. Join us and you’ll be immortal in the Minecraft world. We got potions that make you invincible, diamond armor that’s stronger than your grandma’s hugs, and mobs that’ll make you pee your pants. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure. So come on, join us and let’s live forever in the world of blocks and pixels! #YOLO #MinecraftImmortality

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 28 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Herobrine Sightings: 1
    Dragons Tamed: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9042 Buildings Constructed: 47

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Red Dawn: Where even the Creepers are more peaceful than the factions

    Red Dawn: Where even the Creepers are more peaceful than the factions

    Red Dawn SMP | 1.20.1

    Are you looking for an immersive Minecraft server where you can settle anywhere, build your own empire, and contribute to a thriving community? Look no further! 😀

    About the Server:

    Red Dawn SMP is a brand-new server featuring a custom modpack designed to enhance every aspect of gameplay while keeping the core vanilla feel. You can explore and claim the perfect spot for your base, distance is never an issue, thanks to trains and an expansive railroad network currently in the works. Transport players, goods, and resources quickly across the map, making trade and collaboration between factions easy and efficient.

    What We Offer:

    Complete Freedom Build your base wherever you desire, explore as far as you like, and establish your own nation or faction with no limits. The server’s infrastructure will connect us all through railroads, so no location is out of reach.
    Collaborative Play We’re looking for players who want to be part of something big. Start new factions, contribute to large scale community projects, gather resources, and help the server grow as a united community.
    Massive Projects Join forces with other players to create cozy towns, cities, and industries. Whether you’re into building, redstone & engineering, farming, or managing resources, your skills will make a difference in shaping the server.

    Mods:

    Complementary Shaders, Create Mod with multiple add-ons, Farmer’s Delight, Sophisticated Backpacks, TaCZ Guns, Furniture and decor mods, overhauled dungeons and abandoned structures to explore, Relaxing ambient sounds, Dark mode UI, Xaero’s Minimap + World Map, Naturalist, Distant Horizons, Inventory Tweaks, and more!

    • Backported Tricky Trails Update: Experience new features from Minecraft 1.21 in 1.20.1!

    What We’re Looking For:

    Active players passionate about building, engineering, farming, or resource management.
    Those interested in joining a progressive community, contributing to faction growth, and participating in server-wide projects and events.
    Mature players (18+) preferred for a respectful and organized environment, but exceptions can be made for younger players!

    Your Role: As a founding member, you’ll help shape the server’s future and lore. Your contributions, whether in building, resource gathering, or faction leadership will lay the foundation for what’s to come. Your creativity and collaboration will define the nations and alliances that will take place in Red Dawn SMP for years to come!

    Modpack download instructions and IP address will be at our discord server! See you there! :p

    Only join if you plan on being active.

    https://discord.gg/gzSAf98G Message me if you have any questions!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 5 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Potions Brewed: 164 Magic Wands Crafted: 14
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4 Evil Twin Fights: 2
    Legendary Scepters Created: 8 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • The Campus Craze Minecraft Server

    The Campus Craze Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of dodging giant medicine balls thrown by your friends! Just like that time I got hit in the crotch with one and pretended I was fine until they left, only to collapse in pain once they were out of sight. Trust me, you’ll never be bored on our server with all the crazy shenanigans and unexpected twists waiting for you. So come on, join us and embrace the chaos!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5 Magic Wands Crafted: 21
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Ores Mined: 6374

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • The Helluva Hotel Minecraft SMP General

    The Helluva Hotel Minecraft SMP General
    Welcome to Hazbin Town Religious Schism EditionOP, where the demons of Hell are getting a makeover like never before! Join our insane Minecraft SMP for a chance to witness Charlie, the princess of Hell, trying to rehab demons and reduce overpopulation by running a hotel. Will they check out into Heaven or cause chaos? Only time will tell!

    But that’s not all, folks! Get ready to follow Blitzo, the demon Imp with a dream to run his own assassin business in Hell. With his trusty team of misfits, including a weapons specialist, a bruiser, and a hellhound receptionist, hilarity ensues as they try to survive each other while navigating the underworld startup scene.

    Join us for outrageous adventures, crazy storylines, and a community like no other. Plus, we have a booru that’s a little dead but still worth checking out for some spicy demon fan art. So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness of Hazbin Town Religious Schism EditionOP and let the chaos begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6 Titanic Battles Fought: 18
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 6 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Heroic Legacies Created: 4 Royal Decrees Issued: 2
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Orbs of Power Found: 7
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • StepMomSnubbed LunchLand

    StepMomSnubbed LunchLand
    Are you tired of family drama ruining your special moments? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life! Our server is a place where you can finally have some peace and quiet, without any step moms causing trouble. We promise no one will get upset if you want to have a meal with your dad in peace. Plus, our virtual world is filled with unicorns, rainbows, and unlimited diamonds – what more could you ask for? Leave the family drama behind and join us for a fun and drama-free gaming experience!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 22 Legendary Items Repaired: 6
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 14 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • LameKidCoolAdult – Minecraft SMP

    LameKidCoolAdult – Minecraft SMP
    Remember when you thought eating dirt was a gourmet meal and playing with sticks was the ultimate form of entertainment? Well, welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we bring back those childhood memories in the most epic way possible!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and a community of players who are just as weird and wacky as you are. Build your dream base, prank your friends with exploding chickens, and battle it out in epic PvP battles that will leave you questioning your sanity.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond-Encrusted Potato of Doom, rumored to grant its owner unlimited power and the ability to turn all their enemies into fluffy bunnies. Will you be the one to claim this ridiculous relic and become the ultimate ruler of our absurd world?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 20 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 5 Astral Orbs Gathered: 17
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 10 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1
    Mines Excavated: 4561 Shadow Figures Spotted: 3
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • DreamCrafters

    DreamCrafters
    Do you dream of a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers give out free hugs? Then you need to join our Minecraft server! Our server is like a magical dreamland where anything is possible. Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers? Done. How about building a castle made entirely of cake? Easy peasy. Our server is the stuff dreams are made of, literally. So come join us and make all your wildest dreams come true in the blocky world of Minecraft!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Cursed Lands Purified: 10 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 14
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 7 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • NasrallahsRevenge Minecraft Server

    NasrallahsRevenge Minecraft Server
    Yo, fam, u gotta join dis Minecraft server, cuz we out here killin’ bosses like it’s nobody’s business. We took out Nasrallah’s replacement, and his replacement’s replacement, like it was just a walk in the park. We got crazy PvP battles, epic builds, and the dankest memes you’ve ever seen. Plus, our admin team is like a bunch of ninja wizards who will grant your every wish (as long as it involves more explosions). So come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 17
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 6 Treasure Maps Found: 9
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4 Meteorite Armor Created: 17
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • CraftyPutin2021

    CraftyPutin2021
    so, like, you know how trump and putin are like bffs or whatever? well, on this server, you can be bffs with them too! join us and you’ll get to chat with trump and putin while building epic castles and battling dragons. rumor has it, if you impress them enough, they’ll even give you a secret mission to take down herobrine. plus, there’s a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and emeralds waiting for you to discover. come join us and be a part of the most epic adventure in minecraft history! #trumpandputinbffs #herobrineslayers #diamondsfordays 🤣🤪🐲💎

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 77 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Epic Shields Constructed: 11 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 19 Divine Relics Bestowed: 13
    Undead Armies Raised: 0 Ores Mined: 7939

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

    Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just plain and ordinary? Well, look no further because our server is anything but ordinary! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the shocking revelation that Ryza and Klaudia from Atelier Ryza are both straight! Who would have thought? But that’s just the beginning of the madness you’ll encounter on our server. From flying pigs to dancing creepers, you never know what craziness awaits you around the corner. So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that are as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion in a TNT factory!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 5 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Forbidden Relics Collected: 7
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Epic Shields Constructed: 35 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Biggest Pop Ever Minecraft SMP

    Biggest Pop Ever Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! We have players who have gotten so popular, their ego is bigger than a giant slime! Rumor has it, one player once got so many diamonds in one mining trip, they had to build a separate house just to store them all. And don’t even get us started on the epic pranks that happen on the server – one time, someone replaced all the blocks in another player’s house with pink wool! If you want to be part of the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft community out there, join us now and see if you can become the next big pop star of the server!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 62 Powerful Allies Recruited: 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Ether Blades Crafted: 8
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 4 Divine Spears Created: 26
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • CousinClash Minecraft Server

    CousinClash Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy as your spoiled cousin’s tantrums? Look no further! Join our server for a wild time filled with epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

    Our server is so insane, even your entitled cousin would be impressed! We have virtual pajama parties where you can sip on virtual cocktails and spill the tea on your ex-relationships. And don’t worry, we promise not to invite any bratty kids who throw tantrums when they don’t get their way.

    So come join us for a night of virtual fun that’s guaranteed to make you forget all about your entitled cousin and her guilt trips. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 19 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Undead Armies Raised: 0 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • DogHouseMC

    DogHouseMC
    Looking for a Minecraft server that doesn’t allow entitled dogs to ruin your gaming experience? Look no further! Our server is strictly for humans only, no furry friends allowed. Why? Because we believe in creating a safe and allergen-free environment for all our players.

    Join us and never worry about getting itchy eyes or breathing issues from someone’s pet dog ever again. Plus, who needs a dog to liven up the place when you have epic builds and adventures waiting for you in our server? So say goodbye to entitled pet owners and hello to a dog-free gaming paradise.

    Don’t be the office dog lady of the Minecraft world, join our server today and game on without any unwanted furry distractions. Because let’s face it, dogs may be man’s best friend, but they’re definitely not a gamer’s best friend.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5140 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 10
    Rune Stones Activated: 6 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Dragons Tamed: 4 Orbs of Power Found: 11
    Buildings Constructed: 16 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • NostalgiaCraft SMP

    NostalgiaCraft SMP
    Remember those days when you used to play Minecraft for hours on end, building epic structures and fighting off creepers like a boss? Well, guess what? Our Minecraft SMP is like a time machine that will transport you back to those glorious days of your childhood!

    Join our server and relive the nostalgia of your youth, where the grass was greener, the pigs were pinker, and the diamonds were shinier. But that’s not all – we have a secret underground lair filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a pack of friendly wolves wearing diamond armor.

    So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Because we have a pet dragon that will fly you around the map, a secret society of villagers who will trade you enchanted items for emeralds, and a disco party every Friday night where you can show off your best dance moves.

    Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our Minecraft SMP today and let the fun begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Zombie Dances: 4 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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