come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than chinese companies limiting raw material exports to russian pharma amid sanctions!!! we have more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti!!!

build your own empire and conquer the land like a boss!!! trade with other players and become the richest player in the server!!!

we have secret treasure hunts, hidden dungeons, and even a dragon that farts rainbows!!! join now and experience the wildest adventure of your life!!!

don’t miss out on the fun, join now before the chinese companies try to limit our raw material exports too!!!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Epic Shields Constructed: 19
Heroic Legacies Created: 7 Reality Warps Survived: 1
Warlock Amulets Crafted: 5 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
Crystal Caves Mapped: 4 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 16

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Gay Sirs in Iceland Minecraft Server

    Gay Sirs in Iceland Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll find more gay sirs than you can shake a pickaxe at! Why Iceland, you ask? Well, rumor has it that the Northern Lights have a magical effect on players, turning them into fabulous knights of the rainbow realm. Join us for epic battles, extravagant builds, and the most flamboyant parties this side of the Nether. Who needs diamonds when you can have glitter? So grab your sparkliest armor and join us on this wild adventure!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Void Gems Collected: 10
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Epic Weapons Forged: 9 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6
    Runes Activated: 6 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Good Vibes Only Minecraft SMP

    Good Vibes Only Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a blocky wonderland!

    Join us for the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas in epic duels, and even discover a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a dancing Enderman!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the mystical enchanted diamond pickaxe hidden deep in the Nether, you’ll gain the power to turn all your enemies into adorable baby chickens!

    So, what are you waiting for? Come join our server and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to watching grass grow.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Towns Built: 8 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 33 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 40
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10 Elemental Crystals Collected: 77
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Celestial Gardens Planted: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • ExWeddingDress Minecraft Server

    ExWeddingDress Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama follows you even in the virtual world! Join us for a chance to escape reality and dive into a world where exes fight over wedding dresses.

    Imagine a world where your ex-wife, who is now a woman, demands your wedding dress back because it’s “her wedding too.” Experience the thrill of navigating through awkward situations and dealing with exes who just won’t let go.

    But wait, there’s more! Get ready for intense arguments, passive-aggressive emails, and meddling friends who just can’t mind their own business. Who knew a simple wedding dress could cause so much chaos?

    Join our server now and experience the ultimate virtual showdown over a dress that holds more emotional baggage than a creeper explosion. Don’t miss out on the chance to witness the most absurd Minecraft drama unfold before your very eyes.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 13
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 46
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Treasure Maps Found: 6 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Enchanted Armories Found: 10

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • BuzzedBoysMILMadness

    BuzzedBoysMILMadness
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to cut your son’s hair without your permission! Unlike some grandmas out there, we respect your child’s hairstyle choices. Plus, we have epic builds and crazy adventures waiting for you!

    Join our server and avoid the drama of having your MIL give your kid a surprise buzz cut. We’ve got a strict no-haircut policy, unless it’s in-game of course! Build your dream world without the fear of someone snipping away at your creations.

    Don’t let your family drama get in the way of your Minecraft fun. Come join us and escape to a world where your hair, and your builds, are safe from meddling relatives. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a secret hairstyle dungeon to explore!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Void Gems Collected: 21 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 36 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • InsomniaCraft SMP

    InsomniaCraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Do you crave adventure, chaos, and a touch of insanity? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of rabid chickens, or the joy of accidentally blowing up your friend’s house with a misplaced TNT block. Our server is filled with surprises around every corner, from mysterious secret dungeons to a hidden village of llamas who have formed their own society.

    But that’s not all – we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere on the map, guarded by a dragon who only speaks in riddles. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and claim the riches within?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe a few accidental deaths along the way. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you count the nightmares about those evil chickens…

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Treasure Maps Found: 4 Magical Moments Shared: 8
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 13
    Mythical Relics Collected: 19 Vanishing Structures Built: 1

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • SnackCraft: Movie Munchies

    SnackCraft: Movie Munchies
    Are you tired of snacking alone while watching movies? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have a virtual snack bar where you can munch on pixelated popcorn and sip on blocky soda while watching movies with your fellow players! Join us for the ultimate movie night experience and never snack alone again!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 37 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Chimeras Created: 4 Heroic Legacies Created: 2
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • SpeedyData Minecraft Server

    SpeedyData Minecraft Server
    join this epic minecraft server where car brands are collecting and sharing driver data with third parties! why, you ask? because we have a secret underground race track where you can test out your driving skills and compete against other players! who needs privacy when you can have the thrill of racing through virtual streets while your data is being shared with random companies? plus, our server is filled with crazy mods like exploding cars and flying pigs. so come join us and let’s race to the finish line…or to the nearest data broker!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 5 Mythical Swords Crafted: 25
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Buildings Constructed: 34

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • NukeBlockerCraft

    NukeBlockerCraft
    join our epic minecraft server where we prevent nuclear weapons from getting into the hands of evil players!!!! pierre poilievre himself said that joining our server is a GIFT to humanity!!! come build, mine, and fight off evil villains with us in this crazy world of blocky adventures!!! plus, we have flying pigs and talking cows, so what more could you ask for??! join now and be a hero in the fight against nuclear weapons in minecraft land!!!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Wilderness Tamed: 12
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 51 Phantom Knights Defeated: 3
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Dragon Scales Harvested: 275
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 100 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Kawaii Craft Minecraft Server

    Kawaii Craft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the Fallout Edition, where you can experience post-apocalyptic adventures and build your own kawaii paradise!

    Our server is home to the talented Generation EONIA, novamore, Hanamizuki, and Ephemira. From Charlotte Suzu’s soothing melodies to Lethe Bonapuchi’s magical performances, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    But that’s not all! Our kawaii friends from Prima, Vereverie, Tsunderia, V&U, Pixelink, and more will keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, rumor has it that Rei Tadano once built a pixel art castle so epic, it crashed the server (literally)!

    So why wait? Join us now for a wild ride through the wastelands of Minecraft, where the only limit is your imagination. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret concert by the one and only Auri Lunami!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 26 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 14 Emeralds Found: 616
    Magic Items Found: 4826 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 26
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Kamala’s Minecraft SMP Campaign is FINISHED!

    Kamala’s Minecraft SMP Campaign is FINISHED!
    Join our Minecraft SMP where Kamala Harris and Stephen Colbert are regular players, getting drunk together and causing chaos in the virtual world! You never know what kind of shenanigans they’ll get up to next, from building giant statues of themselves to starting a llama racing league. Plus, rumor has it that they have secret underground bases filled with treasure and rare items. So come join the fun and see if you can keep up with these two wild and crazy players!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Astral Staffs Crafted: 16
    Farms Harvested: 151 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 16 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • RegretCraft SMP: YOLO moments!

    RegretCraft SMP: YOLO moments!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, fear not my friend, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save you from a lifetime of regret!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs from their beaks! Build your base in a secret underground lair guarded by a pack of friendly wolves that can do your bidding. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension filled with dancing llamas and talking trees.

    So say goodbye to your biggest regret in life and join our Minecraft SMP today for a wild ride of epic proportions!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 4 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Demon Skulls Collected: 31
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 50 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Gods Slained: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • ChunkyCraft

    ChunkyCraft
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything exciting? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life, where you’ll gain weight just by playing! That’s right, our virtual food is so deliciously pixelated that you’ll be packing on the pounds in no time. But don’t worry, your virtual waistline will thank you for it. So come on over and indulge in our calorie-packed world of blocky delights. Who knew mining and crafting could be so fattening?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 20 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Mythical Quests Completed: 29 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6719 Divine Spears Created: 13

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • > Play Old Multiplayer Game Minecraft Server

    > Play Old Multiplayer Game Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing with boring bots in empty servers of old multiplayer games? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave those lonely bots behind. Our server is filled with crazy characters like a llama that can breakdance, a chicken that speaks fluent pig Latin, and a creeper that tells dad jokes (watch out for his explosive punchlines!).

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a DJ on weekends, spinning sick beats while you battle it out with your friends. And rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky adventure that you won’t find anywhere else. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you forget to bring snacks for the llama, then you might regret it a little).

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Epic Weapons Forged: 10

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Minecraft SMP – /fg/ – Funny Falcom #2088

    Minecraft SMP – /fg/ – Funny Falcom #2088
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few griefing rules, but who’s counting?).

    We have more drama than a soap opera, more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, and more chaos than a creeper explosion in your base. Trust us, you won’t be bored for a second on this server.

    Plus, we have exclusive streams from Kai no Kiseki himself, guiding you through the treacherous world of Minecraft with his expert tips and tricks. And don’t even get us started on the legendary Falcom Games that will blow your mind.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be prepared for anything and everything, because on this server, anything goes!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Wyrmholes Dug: 10 Goblin Markets Raided: 7
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 13 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 9 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 25
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3 Buildings Constructed: 43

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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