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CatFactsMC SMP

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the purr-fect place for you! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of highly intelligent cats who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through your journey and maybe even teach you how to catch fish with your bare hands in-game.

2. We have a secret underground cat society where players can trade rare items for catnip and other feline goodies. Just be careful, they can be a bit catty if you don’t bring them the right offerings.

3. Our server has a magical cat dimension where players can ride giant flying cats and battle evil creepers with laser eyes. It’s like something out of a purr-fect dream!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP meow and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious adventure of your gaming life!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Players Killed by Monsters:	3094

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

BlockyJerkzMC

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing getting jerked off is our amazing community spirit! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and unexpected surprises.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, you stumble upon a secret underground club where players are having a dance-off using only their pickaxes. Or maybe you’ll encounter a group of players who have built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. The possibilities are endless on our server!

But the real reason you should join us? Well, let’s just say that our server is so irresistible that even your old high school crush couldn’t resist rubbing one out in your honor. That’s right, our server is so captivating that it’s been known to inspire some…interesting reactions from players. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the craziest, most unforgettable Minecraft adventures of your life!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Elephant Wrinkle Wars

African elephants, Animal Behavior, Asian elephants, conservation, Elephant, elephants, Evolution, genetics, Humboldt University of Berlin, left-trunked, mammal, Morphology, research, right-trunked, skin, species comparison, study, TRUNK, Wars, wildlife, wrinkle, wrinkles

come join our epic minecraft server where the elephants have wrinkles that reveal if they are left or right-trunked!! 🐘🤯 our scientists at Humboldt University of Berlin have discovered this mind-blowing fact and now you can witness it for yourself in the game!

not only that, but our asian elephants have more wrinkles than their african cousins, creating a whole new level of excitement and mystery in the minecraft world! 🌍🔍

if you want to experience the ultimate elephant adventure and uncover the secrets of their trunks, then join our server now and prepare to be amazed! 🎮🐘 #elephantwrinkles #minecraftmadness

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Crafty Chainsaw Man Minecraft Server

action, animation, Anime, chainsaw, chainsaw man, chainsaw man anime, Crafty, dark fantasy, Director, exciting news, highly anticipated, Horror, man, Manga adaptation, Minecraft, New Project, Reze-hen, Reze-hen adaptation, Server, shonen jump, Supernatural, Tatsuya Oishi, Tatsuya Oishi director, upcoming release

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server where Tatsuya Oishi himself will be directing “Chainsaw Man: Reze-hen”! That’s right, you can build and mine while being immersed in the world of Chainsaw Man!

But that’s not all, we have insane stories waiting for you on this server. Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a secret underground city filled with diamond armor-wearing chickens who rule with an iron beak. And if you manage to defeat the Ender Dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a pet creeper that follows you around and explodes on command!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

The Hotel Hooligans Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further than our Moth Cake EditionOP Template server! Join us for a wild ride through Hell with Charlie, the princess of Hell, as she tries to rehabilitate demons and reduce overpopulation by opening a hotel. And if that’s not enough, follow Blitzo and his gang of misfits as they run a small assassin business in Hell in Helluva Boss.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy antics, hilarious shenanigans, and enough chaos to keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, we have a Cytube channel for all your streaming needs and a booru that may be a little dead, but hey, who doesn’t love a good zombie booru?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Moth Cake EditionOP Template server and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to watch out for any demons trying to check out into Heaven while you’re at it.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Animals Bred:	70
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

TipTopCraft Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t accuse you of stealing your diamonds? Look no further than our server! We promise not to give you the “oh shit” look when you drop that diamond block. Plus, our managers won’t aggressively question you about your payment like they do at Olive Garden.

Join us for a server experience where you can tip your fellow players with diamonds without fear of being called a thief. And if you ever feel like a Karen, don’t worry – we’ll help you see the light and make things right. So come on over and build your dream world without the drama of real life restaurants.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Divine Spears Created:	20
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

FertileFiascoCraft

adoption, BETRAYAL, Communication, Confrontation, Decision making, emotional turmoil, ENGAGEMENT, family conflict, family dynamics, family loyalty, Family Support, FertileFiascoCraft, fertility issues, Honesty, infertility, relationships, reproductive health, Secrets, sibling relationships, Trust

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of uncovering deep family secrets and causing major relationship drama!

Imagine a world where you can roleplay as the meddling sibling who spills the beans about their sister’s infertility to her unsuspecting fiancé. Will you be the hero who reveals the truth, or the villain who destroys a relationship? The choice is yours on our server!

Witness the aftermath of dropping a bombshell like no other – from the angry sister who hates your guts to the fiancé who is left reeling from the shocking revelation. It’s like watching a reality TV show unfold right before your eyes, but in Minecraft form!

So, if you’re ready for a server that’s more dramatic than a telenovela, join us now and get ready to stir up some serious trouble! Who knew Minecraft could be this juicy?

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Animals Bred:	146	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Passport Panic: Minecraft Edition

bureaucracy, China, citizenship, documentation, Edition, education, employment, foreign teachers, Government, international schools, legal requirements, Minecraft, national security, Panic, passport, Passports, policy, regulations, restrictions, rules, schoolteachers, teaching abroad, travel, work visas

Yo, come join dis epic Minecraft server where we got crazier stuff happenin than China demandin schoolteachers hand in their passports! Like, imagine a world where llamas ride pigs into battle against evil villagers tryna steal all our diamonds! And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where creepers drop sick beats while doin the moonwalk! Trust me, you ain’t seen Minecraft like dis before, so grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Void Gems Collected:	15	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Dying Dialects – Crafty Server

Crafty, cultural heritage, dialect extinction, Dialects, Dying, endangered dialects, endangered language preservation, endangered languages, indigenous languages, language conservation, language conservation efforts, language diversity, language documentation, language extinction, language loss, language preservation, language revitalization, language revitalization programs, language revival, linguistic anthropology, linguistic diversity, linguistic diversity conservation, minority languages, Server

lol join dis epic minecraft server where u can save endangered languages by building virtual dialects out of blocks!!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Chimeras Created:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

BlockyLungs BeGone

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hey u, ya u, wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat it will add years to ur life like quitting ciggies. yea u heard me right, just by playin on dis server u will live longer, like a frickin wizard or sumthin. so wat r u waitin for? join now and start livin dat sweet, sweet minecraft life, cuz u ain’t never too old to reap dem benefits, baby!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

💀 Deadtime ☠️ – 💰🔥 WIPE TODAY 🔥💰 Anarchy 🔥💰 Minecraft server

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The owner of the “Deadtime – WIPE TODAY Anarchy” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Elemental Crystals Collected:	56
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Potions Brewed:	162
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Tipsy Craft Minecraft Server

addiction, alcohol withdrawal, Alcoholic, benzos, Craft, detox program, Detoxification, DTS, health complications, Hospital, kidneys, liver, long-term effects, medical detox, Minecraft, pancreas, Recovery, Server, SHAKING, Sobriety, substance abuse, tipsy, Vodka, withdrawal symptoms

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most hardcore drinkers can find a safe haven! Need a break from the real world detox struggles? Join us and let your virtual self indulge in all the booze you want without any consequences! Our server is so immersive, you’ll feel like you’re actually chugging down liters of vodka while building your dream castle.

Don’t worry about your kidneys failing or DTs kicking in, because on our server, anything is possible! Your liver and pancreas will be working overtime to keep up with your virtual drinking habits, and you’ll be shaking from excitement, not withdrawal symptoms.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server, where alcoholics of all levels can come together and build their way to sobriety (or not, we won’t judge)! Cheers to virtual drinking and endless fun!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	195	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

WinterChill Eric Minecraft SMP Bischoff BrettHart

1997, behind the scenes, BETRAYAL, Bischoff, bitter rivalry, Brett Hart, BrettHart, Championship, controversy, Deceit, Eric, Eric Bischoff, Manipulation, Minecraft, Montreal Screwjob, professional wrestling, Revenge, scandal, shawn michaels, Shocking.., smp, Vince McMahon, WCW, Winter, winterchill, wrestling

Join our Minecraft SMP where we recreate the infamous showdown between Eric Bischoff and Brett Hart in the winter of 1997! Will you be the one to pull off the ultimate betrayal or will you be the hero who saves the day? Only on our server can you experience the drama, the betrayal, and the epic battles that will go down in history as the most insane Minecraft SMP ever! Join now and rewrite history in the most hilarious and outrageous way possible!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

NoRoomieNoProblemo

Apology, arrangement, basement suite, BLINDS, Boyfriend, contract, coworker, discounted price, Disrespect, grossed out, guest room, living room, mailing address, move in, NoRoomieNoProblemo, Pets, random dude, red flag, Rent, renting, stranger, Training

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t find any coworkers boning on your virtual couches! Unlike some people in real life, our players know how to keep it classy and stick to the bedrooms (or better yet, build their own private love nests in the game).

Join us for a wild ride of adventure and creativity, where you can build your dream house without worrying about unexpected guests getting frisky in your living room. Our server is a safe space for all players, as long as they follow the golden rule of Minecraft etiquette: no couch boning allowed!

So come on over and leave the drama at the door (or the basement, in this case). With no rent to pay and no contracts to sign, you can focus on what really matters – crafting, exploring, and having a blast with your fellow gamers. See you in the game, where the only thing getting screwed is the occasional creeper!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

GobbleCraft Discord

Access, banned, blocks, Censorship, Chat, Communication, digital rights, Discord, freedom of speech, GobbleCraft, government control, instant messaging, internet, messaging app, ONLINE, Online Community, Platform, restrictions, social media, Technology, turkey

so, like, this server is so epic that even turkeys are trying to block it! they know it’s the best place to be for all your minecraft adventures.

join us for a wild ride filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and maybe even a turkey or two trying to stop you from having fun. but don’t worry, we’ll protect you from those pesky birds.

come hang out with our community of players who are just as insane as you are. we promise you’ll never have a dull moment on this server.

so what are you waiting for? join now and see what all the fuss is about. who knows, you might even become the turkey’s worst nightmare!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3