come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than chinese companies limiting raw material exports to russian pharma amid sanctions!!! we have more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti!!!

build your own empire and conquer the land like a boss!!! trade with other players and become the richest player in the server!!!

we have secret treasure hunts, hidden dungeons, and even a dragon that farts rainbows!!! join now and experience the wildest adventure of your life!!!

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Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 100/500 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Invisible Walls Found: 3
Animals Bred: 24 Infernal Machines Built: 2
Demon Skulls Collected: 38 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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