come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than chinese companies limiting raw material exports to russian pharma amid sanctions!!! we have more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti!!!

build your own empire and conquer the land like a boss!!! trade with other players and become the richest player in the server!!!

we have secret treasure hunts, hidden dungeons, and even a dragon that farts rainbows!!! join now and experience the wildest adventure of your life!!!

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Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 90/300 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 8259
Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
Infinity Stones Found: 5 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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