come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than chinese companies limiting raw material exports to russian pharma amid sanctions!!! we have more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti!!!

build your own empire and conquer the land like a boss!!! trade with other players and become the richest player in the server!!!

we have secret treasure hunts, hidden dungeons, and even a dragon that farts rainbows!!! join now and experience the wildest adventure of your life!!!

don’t miss out on the fun, join now before the chinese companies try to limit our raw material exports too!!!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 103/500 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Demon Skulls Collected: 17
Dragons Tamed: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 17
Rainbows Spotted: 6 Divine Scrolls Written: 16
Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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