come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than chinese companies limiting raw material exports to russian pharma amid sanctions!!! we have more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti!!!

build your own empire and conquer the land like a boss!!! trade with other players and become the richest player in the server!!!

we have secret treasure hunts, hidden dungeons, and even a dragon that farts rainbows!!! join now and experience the wildest adventure of your life!!!

don’t miss out on the fun, join now before the chinese companies try to limit our raw material exports too!!!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 96/600 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Potions Brewed: 93
Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Infinity Stones Found: 3
Chaos Orbs Controlled: 17 Titanic Battles Fought: 27
Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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