come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than chinese companies limiting raw material exports to russian pharma amid sanctions!!! we have more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti!!!

build your own empire and conquer the land like a boss!!! trade with other players and become the richest player in the server!!!

we have secret treasure hunts, hidden dungeons, and even a dragon that farts rainbows!!! join now and experience the wildest adventure of your life!!!

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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 91/400 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
Epic Battles Fought: 6 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2
Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Chimeras Created: 2
Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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