come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than chinese companies limiting raw material exports to russian pharma amid sanctions!!! we have more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti!!!

build your own empire and conquer the land like a boss!!! trade with other players and become the richest player in the server!!!

we have secret treasure hunts, hidden dungeons, and even a dragon that farts rainbows!!! join now and experience the wildest adventure of your life!!!

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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 106/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened: 2 Ether Blades Crafted: 7
Glorious Feasts Held: 14 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
Falling into the Void: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1
Demon Skulls Collected: 42 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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