come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than chinese companies limiting raw material exports to russian pharma amid sanctions!!! we have more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti!!!

build your own empire and conquer the land like a boss!!! trade with other players and become the richest player in the server!!!

we have secret treasure hunts, hidden dungeons, and even a dragon that farts rainbows!!! join now and experience the wildest adventure of your life!!!

don’t miss out on the fun, join now before the chinese companies try to limit our raw material exports too!!!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
Warlock Amulets Crafted: 5 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
Enchantments Applied: 153 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 16
Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Gods Slained: 0
Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 22

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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