come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than chinese companies limiting raw material exports to russian pharma amid sanctions!!! we have more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti!!!

build your own empire and conquer the land like a boss!!! trade with other players and become the richest player in the server!!!

we have secret treasure hunts, hidden dungeons, and even a dragon that farts rainbows!!! join now and experience the wildest adventure of your life!!!

don’t miss out on the fun, join now before the chinese companies try to limit our raw material exports too!!!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed: 22 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9
Cursed Lands Purified: 2 Meteorites Collected: 3
Godly Talismans Bestowed: 14 Potions Brewed: 106
Ores Mined: 3149 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 7

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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