come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than chinese companies limiting raw material exports to russian pharma amid sanctions!!! we have more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti!!!

build your own empire and conquer the land like a boss!!! trade with other players and become the richest player in the server!!!

we have secret treasure hunts, hidden dungeons, and even a dragon that farts rainbows!!! join now and experience the wildest adventure of your life!!!

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Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 94/400 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 0
Epic Quests Completed: 17 Farms Harvested: 133
Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 126
Divine Relics Bestowed: 9 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 23 Wyrmholes Dug: 6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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