come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than chinese companies limiting raw material exports to russian pharma amid sanctions!!! we have more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti!!!

build your own empire and conquer the land like a boss!!! trade with other players and become the richest player in the server!!!

we have secret treasure hunts, hidden dungeons, and even a dragon that farts rainbows!!! join now and experience the wildest adventure of your life!!!

don’t miss out on the fun, join now before the chinese companies try to limit our raw material exports too!!!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 102/800 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Cosmic Pies Baked: 4
Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6 Invisible Pathways Walked: 6
Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
Haunted Chests Opened: 0 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 10 Phantom Knights Defeated: 2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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