come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than chinese companies limiting raw material exports to russian pharma amid sanctions!!! we have more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti!!!

build your own empire and conquer the land like a boss!!! trade with other players and become the richest player in the server!!!

we have secret treasure hunts, hidden dungeons, and even a dragon that farts rainbows!!! join now and experience the wildest adventure of your life!!!

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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 108/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn: 16 Astral Orbs Gathered: 15
Royal Courts Attended: 2 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
Heroic Legacies Created: 1 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
Undead Armies Raised: 5 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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