come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than chinese companies limiting raw material exports to russian pharma amid sanctions!!! we have more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti!!!

build your own empire and conquer the land like a boss!!! trade with other players and become the richest player in the server!!!

we have secret treasure hunts, hidden dungeons, and even a dragon that farts rainbows!!! join now and experience the wildest adventure of your life!!!

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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 90/500 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 11
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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