come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than chinese companies limiting raw material exports to russian pharma amid sanctions!!! we have more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti!!!

build your own empire and conquer the land like a boss!!! trade with other players and become the richest player in the server!!!

we have secret treasure hunts, hidden dungeons, and even a dragon that farts rainbows!!! join now and experience the wildest adventure of your life!!!

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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 104/900 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Holy Grails Found: 4 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
Epic Mounts Acquired: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
Emeralds Found: 622 Towns Built: 5
Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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