lol imagine if this was a minecraft server announcement instead of real life news. like, bro, come join our server cuz we just elected Massoud Pezeshkian as our new president. he’s gonna lead us to victory in the epic battle against the evil mobs and build the most epic diamond castle you’ve ever seen. plus, he’s got mad redstone skills so our contraptions are gonna be lit af. join now and be part of the most epic adventure everrrrrrrr.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players: 107/400 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned: 14 Infernal Machines Built: 2
Battle Standards Raised: 6 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2
Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5
Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Goblin Markets Raided: 6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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