| Players: | 101/400 | Votes: | 3271 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 355 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 24 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Alien Abductions: | 2 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 5 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
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| Players: | 90/200 | Votes: | 2166 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 13 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 14 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 28 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 21 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
| Towns Built: | 10 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
Plus, check out this sick YouTube video link I found: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J86prWCCNfQ. It’s like the anthem of this server, man. You gotta be a part of this madness, trust me. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!
| Players: | 102/100 | Votes: | 6151 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 31 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 19 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 58 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 12 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 4 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
first of all, the reason why this server is so epic is because it’s like, the only place where you can find diamonds just lying around everywhere. like, you don’t even have to mine for them, they’re just there for the taking. it’s like a diamond paradise, bro.
also, did i mention that every time you kill a zombie, it drops a real life gold nugget? yeah, you heard me right. real. life. gold. nuggets. you can use them to buy, like, a mansion or something. it’s insane.
oh, and get this – if you join this server, you automatically become best friends with Notch himself. yeah, the creator of minecraft. he’ll even come to your house for a barbecue. it’s wild, man.
so, like, what are you waiting for? join this server now and become the richest, coolest, most popular player in all of minecraft history. trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 4065 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Herobrine Sightings: | 2 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 19 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 11 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 |
But don’t worry, we’re here to save the day! Join our server and help us fight off those pesky e-cigarette lovers. We’ll build the biggest, baddest structures you’ve ever seen, all while smacking down those anti-regulatory messages like they’re nothing.
So come on, join us and be a hero in this crazy, blocky world. Who knew Minecraft could be so intense, right? Let’s show those e-cigarette advocates who’s boss!
| Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 8628 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 73 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 113389 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 33 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 |
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds, right? But suddenly, a herd of rainbow-colored sheep start dancing around you, dropping golden apples and chanting “Hail the almighty potato!”
And that’s just the beginning, dude! The mobs are all dressed in fancy tuxedos and tophats, and they challenge you to a dance-off instead of attacking you. It’s like a rave party in the Nether, bro!
Plus, the admins are actual wizards who can turn your wooden sword into a lightsaber or your dirt house into a freaking castle. It’s like living in a fever dream, but in the best way possible!
So, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in the most epic and hilarious way possible! Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but in a good way!
| Players: | 102/500 | Votes: | 5192 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 14 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 |
| Crops Grown: | 6022 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 24 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
We have a special feature where you can block annoying players, just like you blocked your mom. And if anyone tries to guilt trip you into forgiving them, we’ll ban them faster than you can say “I’m not talking to my mom, okay?!”
Join our server and let your creativity run wild, just like your mom’s insults. Build a world where you’re the hero and your mom is just a pixelated memory. Trust us, you’ll have so much fun, you’ll forget all about family drama.
| Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 6713 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 | Void Gems Collected: | 31 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 17 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 10 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 19 |
| Players: | 106/900 | Votes: | 3290 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Farms Harvested: | 658 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 47 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 239 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 15 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 15 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Enchantments Applied: | 181 |
| Players: | 102/900 | Votes: | 1619 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Magical Moments Shared: | 25 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 37 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 |
| Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 6415 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 13 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 16 | Rune Stones Activated: | 5 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 6 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Orbs of Power Found: | 10 |
Looking for a place to escape from family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let loose without worrying about accidentally listening to a voice message meant for someone else.
Embark on quests, build epic structures, and make new friends who won’t complain about your fiancée’s teasing greetings. Plus, our server is a judgment-free zone where you can post baby shower gift pictures whenever you want without fear of meltdowns.
So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. We promise you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 108/700 | Votes: | 2519 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 6 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 10 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 11 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 22 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 46 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 3269 |
When you join this server, your name becomes a spell that can summon a herd of dancing llamas or rain down diamond blocks from the sky. It’s like Hogwarts meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and memes.
And get this, every time you say someone’s name on the server, a random mob will spawn and do a little dance for you. It’s like a twisted game of Simon Says, but with creepers and skeletons.
So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and unleash the chaos! Who knows, maybe your name spell will summon a giant flying pig that shoots lasers out of its eyes. The possibilities are endless, just like my mom’s meatloaf recipe.
| Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 8235 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Treasure Maps Found: | 11 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 16 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 25 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 2897 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 28 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
Join our server and witness the epic saga of Sir Fluffykins, the heroic Minecraft cat who single-handedly defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a fish and a can-do attitude. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon the legendary Piggy McPorkchop, the swine who can outsmart any player in a game of hide-and-seek.
So come on over and experience the magic of our Minecraft server, where pets are more than just companions – they’re your partners in crime, your confidants, and your ticket to a world of endless laughter and adventure. Who knows, maybe your pet will finally reveal their master plan to take over the server and become the ultimate ruler of the pixelated realm!
| Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 8086 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 10 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 15 | Infinity Stones Found: | 4 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 17 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 | Secret Passages Found: | 4 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 |
| Players: | 101/500 | Votes: | 5854 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 9117 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 3 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 | Divine Spears Created: | 23 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Ores Mined: | 6153 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 |
| Description |
|---|
| Are you looking for a laid-back whitelisted Bedrock SMP server with a friendly community? Look no further, we have a dedicated player base and a relatively active Discord. If you’re looking for a chill server then join today! Visit our website to apply. |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How do I apply to join the server? | You can visit our website and fill out the application form. |
| Is the server whitelisted? | Yes, the server is whitelisted to maintain a friendly and safe community. |
| How active is the Discord server? | We have a relatively active Discord server where players can chat and coordinate in-game activities. |
| What version of Minecraft does the server run on? | The server runs on the Bedrock edition of Minecraft. |
| Players: | 110/700 | Votes: | 8329 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9511 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 37 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
| Players: | 105/500 | Votes: | 3649 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 10 | Towns Built: | 6 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 24 | Herobrine Sightings: | 10 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 33 | Enchantments Applied: | 252 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 3 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 |
Imagine a world where every block you place is like seasoning a dish to perfection. Our community of players will savor every build you create, just like they savor your delicious meals.
No more family members disrespecting your cooking skills by adding cayenne pepper without even tasting the dish first. On our server, your creations will be treated with the respect they deserve.
So come join us and experience a world where your culinary talents are truly valued. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual chef friend who will praise your building skills just like your real chef friend praised your cooking chops!
