PetrichorCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

D e g r e e s – M i n e c r a f t S M P

bachelors degree, competency test, Credentials, Degrees, education, employment, Evaluation, Experience, hiring process, job market, job performance, job requirements, Job Search, knowledge, qualifications, quantum physics, Recruitment, selection process., skills assessment, Workforce

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	4631
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Magic Items Found:	5321

Are you tired of job applications asking for useless degrees like quantum physics when all you want to do is play Minecraft all day? Look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! We don’t care if you have a degree in underwater basket weaving or advanced llama grooming, as long as you can mine and craft like a pro.

Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, ridiculous building competitions where the only limit is your imagination, and secret quests that will take you to the depths of the Nether and beyond. Who needs a job when you can be the master of your own blocky universe?

So ditch the boring job applications and come join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, adventure, and maybe even a few explosions (we promise they’re all in good fun). Who needs a bachelor’s degree when you have a diamond pickaxe and a dream?

GiftRejectCraft

Air B&B, Amazon, christmas, Communication Issues, Cornwall, damaged present, estranged sister, family conflict, family dynamics, GiftRejectCraft, holiday traditions, Japan, lemon drizzle gin, Postage, regifting, rejecting gift, replacement gift, scotland, Siblings, UK geography, useful gift

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	9816
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Zombie Dances:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape family drama? Look no further than our server! We promise no passive-aggressive gifts or toxic relationships here. Join us for a drama-free gaming experience where the only thing you’ll be fighting is creepers and zombies!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax without any family drama following you around. Plus, we have a special lemon drizzle gin-themed area for those who need a little extra pick-me-up after dealing with difficult relatives. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new Minecraft family to spend the holidays with!

So come join us and leave the family drama behind. Our server is the perfect escape for anyone looking for a fun and lighthearted gaming experience. And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be blocking is arrows, not family members!

NoobToProMinecraftSMP

beginner experiences, beginner’s mindset, hobby exploration, hobby journey, hobby revelations, hobby surprises, hobby transformation, learning curve, new skills, NoobToProMinecraftSMP, personal growth, Self Discovery, skill development, Starting from scratch, unexpected challenges, unexpected discoveries, unexpected insights, unexpected learning, unexpected lessons

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	9708
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Love Letters Sent:	12

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, I started playing and I learned that if you punch a tree, you can get wood! Can you believe it? I had no idea trees were hiding wood inside them this whole time!

But wait, there’s more! I also learned that if you mix sand and gravel together, you get concrete! Like, mind blown, right? Who knew you could make your own building materials in Minecraft? It’s like DIY but in a virtual world!

And get this, on this server, there’s a secret underground city where all the villagers live in luxury and throw parties every night! I heard they even have a pet dragon that breathes fire and cooks marshmallows for them. Like, how crazy is that?

So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP where you’ll learn the most unexpected and mind-blowing things, then you HAVE to join this server! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyKindness

acts of goodwill, appreciation, compassion, CraftyKindness, Generosity, gratefulness, heartwarming moments., Kindness, kindness changes lives., kindness is contagious, kindness matters, kindness never forgotten, kindness of strangers, memorable acts, positive impact, random acts of kindness, selfless deeds, small acts of kindness, spreading love, touching experiences, unforgettable gestures

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	2533
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Astral Projections Made:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Runes Activated:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Have you ever had someone build a giant statue of you made entirely out of diamond blocks in Minecraft? Well, that’s just a typical day on our server! Join us and experience the joy of having virtual strangers shower you with gifts and praise in the most ridiculous ways possible. Who needs real-life kindness when you can have pixelated extravagance? Join now and bask in the glory of being worshipped like a Minecraft deity!

SyriaCraft: Jihadi Alert!

ALERT, British, Counter-terror, extremism, high alert, homeland security, intelligence, ISIS supporters, Jihadi, jihadi attacks, law enforcement, Monitoring, national security, Police, Prevention, radicalization, SECURITY, Syria, SyriaCraft, Terrorism, threat, uk, vigilance

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	3346
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Star Shards Collected:	88
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	163	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Runes Activated:	1	Zombie Dances:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Love Letters Sent:	19

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off jihadi zombies from syria!!! counter-terror police are on high alert but we got this covered with our epic skills and teamwork. join us and be a hero in the fight against the evil jihadi zombies. plus, we have the best virtual snacks in town, unlimited virtual pizza and virtual soda for all players. don’t miss out on the action, join now and save the world from the jihadi zombie apocalypse!!!

Mystic Realm Quest 1.21.3

1.21.3, adult content, desire, enjoyment, Exploration, FANTASY, foursome, fulfillment, group sex, harems, Intimacy, multiple partners, mystic, Open-mindedness, Pleasure, Polyamory, Quest, Realm, relationships, satisfaction, sex scenes, sexual liberation, taboo, Variety

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	9551
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
New Chunks Explored:	108920	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Star Shards Collected:	228	Gods Slained:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	8

Yo, bro, if you’re tired of boring ol’ harems with no foursome action, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We got so many players on here, it’s like a freakin’ harem up in this virtual world.

You can enjoy all the fun and chaos of a harem, but with the added bonus of building epic structures and battling mobs.

Who needs just one waifu when you can have a whole squad of blocky babes to chill with?

Don’t miss out on the craziest harem experience in Minecraft history – join now and get ready for some wild adventures!

Bag – Blue Archive General Minecraft SMP #7039

4koma, Archive, BAG, Balancing Schale’s Books, Binah, Blue, blue archive, Chise, christmas livestream, general, Grand Assault, guides, Haruna, Izuna, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mari, Mimori, Minecraft, patch notes, PVs, Resources, shorts, Side Content, smp, The Fury of Set, Yuuka

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	8002
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	352	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	86	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join now for a chance to battle against the legendary Binah with heavy armor or face the fury of Set with light armor! And if that’s not enough, we have special armor for even more intense battles!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the opportunity to participate in events like Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational?

And don’t miss out on our limited-time banners featuring Izuna, Chise, and Mimori in swimsuits. Because nothing says epic battles like fighting in style!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most action-packed adventures you’ve ever seen!

DrunkCraft: GF Rage!

AITAH, anniversary, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Disappointment, Drinking, Drunk, DrunkCraft, emotions, feelings, Fun, Insecurity, Jealousy, mad, RAGE, relationship, self worth, Trust, trust issues, unwind

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	4717
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Emeralds Found:	8368	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	61
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be getting blackout drunk on is the fun! Join us for a wild adventure filled with grammatically incorrect messages and questionable decisions.

Are you tired of your boyfriend refusing to drink with you, only to get wasted with your mutual friend S? Well, fear not, because on our server, everyone drinks together and has a blast! No more feeling left out on New Year’s Eve, because here, every day is a celebration.

Don’t worry about cheating, just worry about having a good time and unwinding with your virtual pals. So come on over and join us for a party like no other, where the only thing you’ll be blackout drunk on is the sheer excitement of our Minecraft world!

SleepCraft: Noob in a Creeper’s Den

back pain, back sleeping, best sleep position, CREEPERS, Den, neck pain, noob, proper sleep position, side sleeping, sleep discomfort, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep health, sleep position, sleep positions to avoid, sleep posture, sleep problems, sleep quality, sleep tips, Sleepcraft, sleeping position, stomach sleeping, uncomfortable sleep, worst position

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	8077
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Are you tired of sleeping in the same old boring positions? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll never have a dull night’s sleep again! Join us and experience the thrill of sleeping upside down like a bat, or maybe even sideways like a ninja! Who needs a comfy bed when you can sleep on a pile of creepers? Join now and discover the worst (but most hilarious) positions to sleep in!

MagdeburgCraft Minecraft Server

anti-immigrant, anti-migration, CONSERVATIVE, demonstration, Europe, extremism, far right, far-right movement, far-right protest, germany, immigration, Magdeburg, MagdeburgCraft, Minecraft, nationalism, Politics, protest, Rally, Refugees, right wing, right-wing extremism, Server, Xenophobia

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	6802
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	286	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Void Armor Forged:	17	Void Gems Collected:	12
Elemental Crystals Collected:	60	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls higher than the ones in germany!! we have a whole city dedicated to keeping out those pesky mobs, just like the far-right in magdeburg!! join us and show off your anti-migration skills by protecting our city from all the creepers and zombies trying to sneak in!! plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest wall, you’ll unlock secret powers that let you banish all mobs with just a flick of your pickaxe!! so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, we don’t just build walls, we build LEGENDS.

YouthCraft: Putin’s Warzone

aggression, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, Expansion, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military training, nato, political tensions, Program, putin, Putins, russia, SECURITY, strategy, Ukraine, War, warzone, West, youth militarization, YouthCraft

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	3629
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we are training the next generation of soldiers to fight alongside putin in a potential war with ukraine and the west! who needs school when you can learn how to shoot a gun and build a fortress in minecraft? plus, we have epic battles where you can show off your skills and prove you’re ready to join putin’s army. join now before it’s too late and become a true warrior in the fight for mother russia!

Rent Paying Femme 1.20.6

1.20.6, 19, baddazzkitty, bills, DESPERATE, female, femme, financial assistance, financial struggle, financial support, help needed, kik, kik username, money trouble, needs to pay rent, Paying, Rent, rent help, rent payment, seeking help, snapchat, snapchatsweeterlickss, willing to do anything, young adult

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	2786
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7

Yo, bros and broettes, have I got a server for you! It’s like a virtual playground where you can build epic castles, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers like a boss. But wait, there’s more!

Join this server and help a 19-year-old girl pay her rent. Yeah, you heard me right. By playing Minecraft, you can actually make a real-life difference in someone’s life. How crazy is that?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s do this! Who knew that gaming could be so wholesome and rewarding? Plus, you might just make a new friend along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make some magic happen!

Fraudulent Minecraft SMP Mastermind

#youtube, controversy, criminal, debate, Deception, dishonesty, doubt, Ethics, fraud, fraudulent, gray area, illegal, investigation, law, Legality, mastermind, Minecraft, question.., scam, skepticism, smp, suspicious, Unethical, Video

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	9907
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	New Chunks Explored:	797874
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	73	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to be part of a server where the sheep are actually undercover agents spying on the players. That’s right, watch your back because that innocent-looking sheep might be reporting your every move to the server admins!

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to overthrow the players and take control of the server. Will you join forces with them or will you fight against their tyranny?

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a server where the pigs are actually master chefs cooking up gourmet meals for the players? Don’t miss out on all the craziness, join us now and see for yourself!

GiggleCraft: No Kicks for Loud Laughs

acceptance, advocacy, autism, children, compassion, discrimination, Empathy, family, GiggleCraft, Giggling, inclusion, kicks, laughs, loud, Moana, movie theater, neurodiversity, non verbal, parenting, parenting challenges, sensory issues, special needs, stigma, Understanding

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	1231
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Farms Harvested:	203
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can laugh and giggle all you want without judgment? Look no further! Join our server for a Moana-themed adventure like no other!

Imagine a world where Hey-Hey the chicken gets all the screen time he deserves, and you can giggle to your heart’s content without anyone giving you dirty looks. Our server is a safe space for all, even if you’re non-verbal and just want to enjoy the funny parts of your favorite movie.

Don’t let the haters bring you down, join our server and let your laughter ring out loud and proud! Who needs a movie theater when you can have the ultimate Moana experience in Minecraft? Come on in and let the giggles flow!

CraftyKidz

“Youth, advice, aging, CraftyKidz, hindsight, life choices, life lessons, looking back, missed opportunities, Nostalgia, past mistakes, personal growth, regrets, Reminiscing, second chances, self improvement, self reflection, time travel, wisdom, wish fulfillment, Wishful thinking

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	3737
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	4639	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Do you wish you built a roller coaster in your backyard when you were younger? Well, now you can fulfill that childhood dream on our Minecraft server! Join us and create the most epic roller coaster the virtual world has ever seen. Who needs a boring old backyard when you can have a roller coaster that goes through lava pits and over giant mountains? Let your inner child run wild and join us today!

Players:	109/400	Votes:	8510
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Farms Harvested:	262
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5