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CraftyCanucks Minecraft Server

Canada, Competition, CraftyCanucks, Diplomacy, Dispute, Government, headlines, Hockey, international relations, Leaders, Minecraft, News, North America, Politics, pride, Rivalry, Server, social media, sports, trudeau, trump, Victory, WIN

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	3801
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Mines Excavated:	3093	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Potions Brewed:	20	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than trudeau vs trump!!! we have so much fun and craziness, you won’t even remember who those guys are!!!

our server is like a hockey game between canada and US, except instead of pucks and sticks, we have pickaxes and swords!!! join now and be part of the epic battle for supremacy in the world of blocks and monsters!!!

we have so many cool things to do, like building giant statues of trudeau and trump fighting each other, or racing pigs on a track made of lava!!! you never know what kind of crazy adventure you’ll find on our server, so come join us now and let the madness begin!!!

BlockyTroopWithdrawal

American soldiers, BlockyTroopWithdrawal, defense strategy, diplomatic relations, european allies, foreign policy, free speech concerns, germany, global politics, government decision, international relations, military alliances, military bases, military deployment, military presence, national security, nato, political controversy, troop movements, US troop withdrawal, Vance

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5298
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	140	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we float US troop withdrawal from Germany over free-speech concerns!! why you ask? well, because our server is so lit that even the troops wanna come play with us!! imagine building a base with a soldier next to you, protecting you from creepers and zombies!! plus, we have the most insane pvp battles where you can fight for your right to free speech while dodging arrows and fireballs!! join now and experience the craziest minecraft adventure of your life!! no troops were harmed in the making of this server, we promise 😉

Housework Havoc: Gender Gap Edition

division of labor, domestic responsibilities, domestic tasks, Edition, gap, gender, gender disparity, gender division, gender dynamics, gender equality, gender gap, gender imbalance, Gender norms, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, Havoc, household chores, household duties, housework, societal expectations, time allocation, Time management, time spent, traditional roles

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	7910
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14

join dis epic minecraft server where the gender gap is so small, it’s like finding a diamond in a cave full of dirt! our players are so skilled at housework, they can build a mansion in minutes and still have time to bake a cake for everyone! come join the fun and help us close the gap even more, because who needs gender roles when you can have epic minecraft skills?!

The Pen Roleplay Non-OP Prison Guards Quests

auction house, Barebones, Bounties, classic, Discord, Gangs, grind, Guards, hidden quests, Ip:, Minecraft, Nonop, nostalgic, parkour challenges, pen, Potions, Prestige, Prison, Quests, Roleplay, Server, solitary confinement, Swords

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	7072
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15

Minecraft Server Overview

Discord	https://discord.gg/E9fWAddnuk
Server IP	play.thepen-mc.net

Server Features:

Classic. Nostalgic. Barebones. Prison.

Remember the old days of Prison Servers? Join us for a classic Prison experience with grind and community.

What makes this server different:

Become a Parolee	Leave the prison and build a farm for more money
Prestiges	Earn special rewards after hitting top rank
Guards	Assist/protect new players and enforce rules
Quests	Complete for extra cash or special items
Gangs	Join a gang and fight with rival gangs
Swords and Potions	Illegal, Guards will PVP if seen with them
The grind	Smelt ores, walk through PVP zones to sell them
Prison plots	Rent a cell/plot to store items or build
Start with basic tools	Work for better gear

Ranks:

A	Default Prisoner
B	$25,000
C	$80,000
D	$250,000
E	$800,000
Parolee	$1,500,000
Citizen	$2,000,000
Guard	Ensures safety of Prisoners, enforces rules, takes Contraband
SrGuard	Seasoned Guard with Moderator Privileges
Warden	Administrator Position
SrWarden	Senior Administrator Position

FAQs:

What’s a Guard?

Guards bring a Roleplay aspect to the server and help maintain order by enforcing rules.

Can I become a Guard?

Yes, join the server and Discord to apply for the Guard position.

Wonderful Day Craft 1.20.2

1.20.2, ANONYMOUS, anonymous blessings, anonymous cheer, anonymous encouragement, anonymous greetings, anonymous happiness, anonymous kindness, anonymous love, anonymous positivity, anonymous positivity vibes, anonymous support, anonymous well wishes, Craft, Day, Good Vibes, happy thoughts, have a great day, Kindness, positive energy, positivity, spreading joy, Wonderful, wonderful day

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	1717
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	1	Towns Built:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Votes:	9829	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Enchantments Applied:	112	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical unicorn farting rainbows all over your screen!

You’ll be swimming in a sea of diamonds faster than you can say “creeper!”

The mobs on this server are so dumb, they make a potato look like a genius.

And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles – it’s like a medieval showdown with llamas riding into battle!

Plus, the community is so lit, it’s like a rave party in the Nether.

So come on, join us and let’s build a world crazier than a chicken wearing a top hat!

NoSleepForMiracleBaby

aita, baby, Boundaries, christmas, Cozy, Familiar, family gathering, guest room, infertility, king size bed, miracle baby, NAP, NoSleepForMiracleBaby, Overnight, parents, ruined Christmas, sacrifice, selfish, sibling, Struggle, Understanding

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	7562
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we treat you like royalty just like OP’s nephew! Join us for epic adventures and cozy naps in our virtual guest rooms.

But beware, if you dare to stand up for your rights like OP did, you might find yourself sleeping on the virtual couch while the babies take over. Will you be labeled as “selfish” by the virtual parents for wanting to keep your virtual room? Only time will tell on our server.

So come join us for a Christmas gathering like no other, where the drama is as real as the pixels on your screen. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this outrageous virtual family!

SigmaCraft: Manly Mine Mayhem

alpha male, Confidence, Enigmatic, independent, Individuality, introspection, Introspective, leader, lone wolf, manly, Masculinity, MAYHEM, Mysterious, nonconformist, personal growth, Philosophical, self actualization, self improvement, self-assured, self-reliant, sigma, Sigmacraft, Unconventional

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	7095
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	50
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Imagine a world where every block is made of pure sigma energy, where pigs fly and creepers dance the Macarena. Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Sigma Sword, rumored to have the power to turn any player into a Minecraft god. But beware, the sword is guarded by a herd of killer bunnies who have a taste for pixelated blood.

Need a break from adventuring? Take a dip in our lava hot tubs or challenge your friends to a game of spleef on our custom-built arena made entirely of diamond blocks. And don’t forget to visit our exclusive Sigma-themed nightclub, where the DJ is a skeleton who really knows how to drop the beats.

So why should you join our server? Because where else can you ride a rainbow llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers while wearing a top hat made of enchanted emeralds? Only on our server, my friend. Only on our server.

Redstone Revolution Minecraft Server

Belarus, defense cooperation, eastern europe, international relations, joint defense, joint exercise, joint maneuvers, joint military drill, joint military exercise, joint operation, military alliance, military cooperation, military exercise, military partnership, military training, Minecraft, Redstone, revolution, russia, security cooperation, September, Server, strategic partnership

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	8599
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and guess what? russia and belarus are holding a joint military drill in september ON THE SERVER! like, you can be part of the action, fighting off creepers and zombies alongside the russian and belarusian soldiers. it’s gonna be lit, fam. join now and be a part of history in the making. plus, there’s gonna be free virtual vodka for all players. don’t miss out, comrade!

CraftyKremlinWarz

aggression, Claims, Conflict, CraftyKremlinWarz, DECLARATION, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, February 24, Geopolitics, intelligence, international relations, Military, Politics, Propaganda, russia, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, Tension, Ukraine, Victory, War

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	8723
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Dimension Hops:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

lol imagine if russia was a minecraft server tryna declare ‘victory’ over ukraine on feb. 24 like bro just join our server instead we got way better stuff goin on like a secret underground base full of diamond blocks and a pet creeper that farts rainbows. ukrainian intel is shook by our epic builds and pvp skills, they cant handle the madness we bring to the virtual world. join us and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever, where anything is possible and russia can suck it.

Rustmine server minecraft

Minecraft, Rustmine, Server

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	1852
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runes Activated:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Dimension Hops:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	3798	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Rustmine is always happy for you

RustMineSurv.aternos.me

SmartieSMP

Active, Builder, Community, Engage, Engineer, Events, Experience, Explorer, Friendly, hand built, passionate, PvP, Redstone, Reset, Seasonal, SmartieSMP, smp, stealing, Structures, Survival, switches, Vanilla

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	3196
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Dragons Tamed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Server Overview

About the Server	We’re a community that focuses on fun. Whether you’re a builder, explorer, or redstone engineer, you’ll find a place here. While the server isn’t a vanilla pre-install, there are no plugins or mods that interfere with gameplay. You’ll get the most authentic Minecraft experience possible, with nothing altering the core mechanics.
Seasonal Switches	We reset every two months to keep things fresh and exciting, so there’s always a new world to explore and build in. With the next season starting soon, this is a great chance to get in early and start fresh with everyone else.
What You Can Expect	Active players, no unnecessary admin interference, and the freedom to play the way Minecraft was meant to be played. PvP and stealing are allowed, but at its core, this is a survival experience meant to bring players together. Expect hand-built structures, community projects, and regular events to keep things engaging.

FAQ

How to join the server?

You can join the server by clicking on the Discord LINK provided above and following the instructions in the server.

Is this server modded?

No, this server offers a vanilla Minecraft experience with no plugins or mods altering the core gameplay mechanics.

Are PvP and stealing allowed on the server?

Yes, PvP and stealing are allowed on the server, but the main focus is on survival and community building.

How often does the server reset?

The server resets every two months to keep the gameplay fresh and exciting for all players.

Enchanted Haven 1.21.4

1.21.4, Enchanted, Haven

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	2183
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Magic Items Found:	5326
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

My wife left me for a creeper on this server, but it’s cool because now I have more time to mine diamonds and build epic structures!

Join this server if you want to find love with a blocky mob or just want to escape the real world and live in a pixelated paradise!

We have so many mods and plugins that you’ll never get bored, plus the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

Don’t miss out on the chance to join the best Minecraft server ever created – where even the pigs have PhDs in redstone engineering!

PapercraftProbs

Agenda, ANNOYED, Boyfriend, CHAPTERS, Communication, compromise, Girlfriend, inconsiderate, irritated, living together, noise, Notes, overreacting, PapercraftProbs, Printing, relationship, school papers, Slides, small studio apartment, Teacher

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	3319
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7

Are you tired of living in a small studio apartment with your boyfriend who gets triggered by the sound of printing? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life drama!

Join our server and leave all your printing woes behind. No annoying boyfriends pausing shows or going outside for a smoke because of some harmless printing noise. Here, you can print to your heart’s content without any judgment!

Our server is the ultimate sanctuary for those who just want to plan their month out in peace. Say goodbye to unnecessary drama and hello to a world where printing is celebrated!

So come on, join us and experience the joy of printing without any interruptions. Who knew Minecraft could be the perfect getaway from boyfriend troubles?

NoSleepMinecraftSMP

anxiety, bedtime anxiety, bedtime routine, bedtime worries, fear, insomnia, late night thoughts, Nightmares, NoSleepMinecraftSMP, overthinking, restlessness, sleep deprivation, sleep disturbances, sleep struggles, sleepless nights, sleepless nights solutions, sleepless nights tips, sleepless thoughts, stress, tossing and turning, worries

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	372
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mines Excavated:	3605
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	20

Bro, lemme tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers wear top hats. Yeah, that’s the kind of craziness you’ll find on this server.

We’ve got a community of players who are as wild as a pack of wolves on a full moon night. You’ll never know what kind of shenanigans they’ll pull next, from building giant statues of potatoes to organizing epic PvP battles with nothing but fish as weapons.

And don’t even get me started on the mods we have. They’re like wizards who can make rainbows shoot out of your butt just by typing a few commands. Trust me, you’ll never be bored with the crazy stuff they come up with.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and prepare to have your mind blown like a creeper in a TNT factory. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude!

CraftyTrumpMuskRevolt

Accountability, activism, Boycotts, CHANGE, CraftyTrumpMuskRevolt, Democracy, ENGAGEMENT, Government, Impact, influence, leadership, Musk, petitions, Politics, power, PROTESTS, RESPONSIBILITY, social media campaigns, trump, US citizens, Voting

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	9515
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Love Letters Sent:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14

Are you tired of feeling powerless in the face of Trump and Musk’s shenanigans? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can literally build giant pixelated statues of them and then blow them up with TNT! That’s right, take out all your frustrations in a safe and virtual environment where you can watch their blocky bodies crumble to pieces. Join us now and show those billionaires who’s boss in the world of blocks and pixels!

Players:	102/800	Votes:	6200
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Crops Grown:	6346
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Void Armor Forged:	27
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7