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| Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 191 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Horror Stories Survived: | 6 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 4 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 10 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 6 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 20 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 97 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 5 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 6 |
Yo, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, let me tell you why you should totally hop on this wild ride. First of all, our server is run by a group of llamas wearing top hats and monocles, like, how cool is that? And get this, our spawn point is a giant floating pineapple in the sky because why not, am I right?
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with dancing chickens and disco balls, and our currency is actually just stacks of emerald blocks because diamonds are so last season. Plus, every full moon, a herd of flying pigs descends upon the server to grant wishes to all the players. It’s like a magical bacon-filled dream come true.
So, if you wanna join a Minecraft SMP that’s as crazy as a herd of sheep on caffeine, come join us and let’s build some wacky creations together. And hey, maybe your pet will find a new obsession with something even weirder than a floating pineapple. Who knows, the possibilities are endless in this bonkers server!
