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Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 3743 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 |
New Chunks Explored: | 162384 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 44 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 415 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 | Herobrine Sightings: | 6 |
We have players who will bring their friends along just to try and set them up with you, without even asking for your consent! It’s like a real-life dating show, but in the virtual world of Minecraft.
And if you have a list of petty turn-offs, be prepared to defend them with your life, because you never know when someone might take it personally and demand a one-on-one date just to prove you wrong.
Join us for a server experience that’s more chaotic than a herd of sheep in a thunderstorm. Who needs boring old mining and crafting when you can have this level of entertainment? So come on in and see if you can survive the madness!