Perpetual Goodness… with a side of chaos and just a hint of vanilla!

adventurers, alliances, Battles, building, Challenges, Chaos, Community, Conquer, Discord, Evolving, Explorer, goodness, Hint, landscape, Marketplaces, Perpetual, Projects, PvP, rules, Side, Survival, Territory, Trading, Vanilla, virtual world

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	2035
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	6515
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Eternal Virtue Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Semi-Anarchy Thrills	Experience true survival with minimal rules, build, mine, and explore freely.
Player-Driven Economy	Forge alliances, trade resources, and create your own economy.
Dynamic Gameplay	Spontaneous PvP battles, collaborative building projects, and endless adventure.
Persistent World	Your actions shape the landscape and leave a lasting impact on the server.
Community Spirit	Join a vibrant community of like-minded adventurers.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Can I join the server if I’m new to Minecraft? A: Yes! Eternal Virtue welcomes players of all experience levels.

Q: What is the server IP? A: The server IP is currently not available.

Q: How can I connect to Eternal Virtue? A: You can join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/hBZUxRZzcW for more information.

Unite

Griefing Stealing Trust-based Discord Apply-here Channel Rules Community Friendly Active Economy Plugins PVP Events Creative Shop Land-claim Builds Minigames Adults-only, smp, unite

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	6857
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Minecraft Server Overview:

Server IP	unitesmp.modrinth.gg
Apply Here	https://discord.gg/scWnGnhTDQ

This is a 1.21.1 survival SMP. Griefing and stealing is not allowed. The server is whitelisted and trust based! If you would like to apply, join the Discord server above and apply at the #apply-here channel!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing and stealing are not allowed on this server.
How can I apply to join the server?	Join the Discord server provided and apply at the #apply-here channel.
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	The server is running on Minecraft version 1.21.1.

Zionist Kingdom 1.20.2

$2.5 Billion, 1.20.2, Best Life, controversy, corrupt, first term, influence, ivanka trump, Jared Kushner, Kingdom, Kushner family, MAGA, Middle East relations., political corruption, political ties, Politics, power, Saudi Arabia, scandal, Trump administration, wealth, zionist, Zionist husband

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	8635
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Ores Mined:	4527	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Love Letters Sent:	17

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, Ivanka Trump is out here living her best life, thanks to her hubby Jared Kushner scoring a whopping $2.5 BILLION from Saudi Arabia during Trump’s corrupt first term.

I mean, if that’s not a reason to join this server, I don’t know what is! Come on, man, let’s make Minecraft great again! #MAGA

Don’t miss out on all the crazy shenanigans and wild adventures waiting for you on this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

WifePhoneSecrets Minecraft Server

aita, breach of trust, business trip, Cheating, Communication Issues, coworker relationships, digital privacy, ESH, hidden folders, Infidelity, invasion of privacy, long term relationship, marriage troubles, Minecraft, nude selfies, relationship problems, Server, snapchat, suspicious behavior, trust issues, WifePhoneSecrets

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	8085
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your wife’s Snapchat escapades? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like this Reddit post.

We promise you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re exploring the vast world or getting caught up in some scandalous pixelated affairs. Who needs nudes on a phone when you can have epic battles and secret alliances on our server?

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as thrilling as finding hidden photos on your partner’s phone. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Just remember, always keep your Minecraft secrets safe and sound, unlike some people we know… 😉

BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk

Assertiveness, BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk, body image, body shaming, Boundaries, Communication, Confidence, diabetes, discomfort, emotional wellbeing, family dynamics, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, intervention, personal space, relationship issues, Respect, self esteem, self-care, Support, weight loss

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	996
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Love Letters Sent:	11	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Dimension Hops:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Farms Harvested:	365

Are you tired of dealing with body-shaming comments from your partner’s family? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your size doesn’t matter and your only worry is building the coolest virtual castle!

On our server, you can eat as many virtual snacks as you want without anyone judging you. In fact, we encourage it! Our virtual world is a safe space where you can be yourself without fear of body-shaming comments from anyone.

Plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest virtual cake in the server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a virtual unicorn through a rainbow-filled land. Who needs real-life drama when you can have that kind of fun in Minecraft?

So come join us and leave the body-shamers behind. Let’s build a world where everyone is accepted and where the only thing that matters is having a good time. See you in the virtual world!

YoonCraft: Resisting MartialLaw

authoritarianism, bid, civil rights, constitutional crisis, Democracy, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, justice system, law enforcement, Legal System, martial law, MartialLaw, opposition, political leadership, political turmoil, Political unrest, protest, resist arrest, Resisting, Rule of Law, south korea, yoon, YoonCraft

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	2375
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	New Chunks Explored:	457433
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

So, like, you know how South Korea is all serious and stuff? Well, not on this server, bro! We got Yoon, the ultimate rebel, causing chaos and resisting arrest like a boss. Join our server and help Yoon take down the oppressive government with your epic building skills and mad PvP abilities. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide from the authorities and plan our next move. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride. Join now and be part of the revolution, dude!

PixelVascular Quest

PixelVascular, Quest

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	8192
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	72
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Void Armor Forged:	12
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a magical all-optical 3D photoacoustic scanner that lets you see INSIDE the game in REAL TIME! see all the microvascular changes happening in your blocky world, like diabetes and inflammation – it’s like having x-ray vision but in minecraft!

watch as your friends marvel at your superpowers and become the ultimate ruler of the server with your newfound abilities. join now for the most mind-blowing minecraft experience of your life!

Conquest SMP

Adventure, Backpacks, Challenges, Community, Conquest, Contests, Discord, Enchantments, Environment, Events, Friendly, innovate, Join, Machines, Magic, Minecraft, Plugins, PvP, Server, smp, Technology, Towny, Upgrades

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	1425
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Towns Built:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Secret Passages Found:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Votes:	3236	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Conquest SMP Minecraft Server Overview

Features	SMP
Plugins	Slimefun, Towny
Version	1.20
Community	Friendly and welcoming

FAQ

What is Slimefun?

Slimefun is a plugin that adds technology and magic to the Minecraft experience. It allows players to craft advanced machines, enchantments, and unique items.

What can I do with backpack upgrades?

Backpack upgrades provide additional inventory space for players to carry more items. You can customize and upgrade your backpacks over time.

How do custom enchants work?

Custom enchantments enhance your gear with unique abilities beyond what vanilla Minecraft offers. These enchantments can give you advantages like fire resistance, increased speed, and more.

Can I automate tasks in the game?

Yes, you can create machines to automate resource generation, crafting processes, farming, and defense systems. Slimefun allows you to automate various aspects of gameplay.

What is Towny?

Towny is a plugin that allows players to form towns, build empires, and engage in PvP battles. It works well with Slimefun to create self-sustaining communities.

How can I join the server?

You can join the server by using the Discord link provided in the overview. Join the friendly community for an exciting Minecraft 1.20 adventure!

MysticCraftGuild 1.20

abema.tv, booru, Community, competitive, Game, gimmick tourney, japanese, M-League, mahjong, Mahjong General, MysticCraftGuild, new player, ONLINE, registration, riichi, rules, strategy, Tournament, tutorial, tutorial included, yo-star

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	2418
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Divine Spears Created:	17
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Yo, bro, you wanna join this sick Minecraft server? Well, let me tell you, it’s like playing Mahjong but with blocks and creepers instead of tiles and old people.

We got tutorials included, so even if you’re a total noob, you can still wreck some noobs.

Plus, we have this crazy gimmick tourney where you can show off your mad building skills and win some epic prizes.

And if you’re into watching M-League, we got you covered with live streams every Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, and Friday. It’s like watching esports, but with blocks.

So come on, join us on this wild ride and let’s build some crazy sh*t together. Just don’t forget to bring your diamond sword and your sense of humor. Let’s gooooo!

TikTokGamer Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Chores, clash of clans, communication problems, Conflict Resolution, Disrespect, emotional labor, feeling overwhelmed, financial priorities, Frustration, Gaming, immaturity, lack of appreciation, lack of effort, Minecraft, relationship issues, Server, tiktok, TikTokGamer, unhealthy dynamics, unpaid maid

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	5076
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Dimension Hops:	10
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape from the real world drama? Look no further! Join our server where you won’t have to deal with partners who are obsessed with TikTok trends and spend all their money on Clash of Clans upgrades.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about interruptions during intimate moments with your partner yelling out “im boutta skibidy!” Trust us, that kind of behavior is strictly forbidden here.

And forget about feeling like a maid while your partner lounges around watching TikToks. On our server, everyone pitches in with chores and no one gets away with using the excuse of being “too busy” to help out.

So come join us for a drama-free, TikTok-free, Clash of Clans-free Minecraft experience! Because life is too short to deal with all that nonsense.

ParentlessXmasUSA

Cancer, chemotherapy, christmas, Communication, Diagnosis, emotions, family, forgiveness, Gratitude, health, Illness, ParentlessXmasUSA, parents, perspective, Priorities, relationships, Support, surgery, travel, Treatment

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	1613
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	37	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more supportive than your own parents? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, tears, and unexpected twists just like this Reddit post.

Need a break from family drama? Our server is the perfect escape! Take a break from real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house.

Join now and experience the thrill of chemotherapy delays, unexpected surgeries, and passive-aggressive text messages from your in-game parents. Who needs real family when you have a Minecraft community like this?

Don’t be ungrateful like OP, join our server today and experience the true meaning of family (or lack thereof). Who knows, you might even find more support and love from our pixelated villagers than you do from your own flesh and blood.

DentistDilemma – Minecraft SMP

cheek retractors, client interaction, Communication, dental appointments, dental community, dental experience, dental hygiene, dental industry, dental practices, dental procedures, dental questions, dental technology, dental tools, dentist communication, DentistDilemma, Dentists, Minecraft, oral health, patient care, patient comfort, professional etiquette, reddit, smp

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	3383
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP that’s so lit, even the creepers are dropping it like it’s hot? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box and more epic builds than a medieval castle on steroids. And get this, our server is so hardcore that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us.

But wait, there’s more! We have the most epic events like “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can blow up the most stuff in the most creative way. And don’t even get me started on our “Pig Racing” tournaments – those little oinkers are faster than Usain Bolt on speed!

So why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves. Your crops will grow faster, your tools will never break, and you’ll even find diamonds just lying around like it’s nobody’s business.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a legend in the world of Minecraft! And remember, keep mining and crafting, my dudes! #YOLO #Minecraft4Life #DiamondsAreAGirlsBestFriend 💎🔥🐷🚀🎮

PixelLoveCraft

captivating quirks, distinctive allure, distinctive attributes, eccentricities, idiosyncrasies, odd fascinations, odd traits, offbeat charm, partner, peculiar characteristics, peculiar habits, PixelLoveCraft, QUIRKS, strange allure, uncommon traits, unconventional appeal, unconventional beauty, unique qualities, unusual features, unusual magnetism, weirdly attractive

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	5240
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Mines Excavated:	2864	Secret Passages Found:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Zombie Dances:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you weirdos out there! Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground club where players can show off their weirdest fetishes and kinks. Want to find someone who shares your love for collecting rare blocks? Look no further, our server is the place to be! Plus, we have a special “weirdly attractive partner” matchmaking service where players can find their perfect match based on their strangest turn-ons. So come join us and let your freak flag fly on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

ThaiCraft: Brics Edition

brics, developing countries, diplomatic relations, economic cooperation, economic growth, Edition, emerging markets, geopolitical dynamics., Global influence, global partnership, international relations, investment opportunities, mutual benefits, partner nation, political alliance, regional cooperation, South-South cooperation, strategic partnership, summit meeting, ThaiCraft, thailand, trade agreements

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	8185
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

hEy yOu! yOu wAnNa jOiN a cRaZy mInEcRaFt sErVeR wHeRe ThAiLaNd iS oUr NeWeSt pArTnEr nAtIoN? yOu BeTtEr cOmE oN oVeR hErE aNd bUiLd sOmE ePiC tEmPlEs aNd eAt SoMe SpIcY cUrRy! wE gOt ThE bEsT pLaYeRs fRoM aRoUnD tHe WoRlD, iNcLuDiNg ThE mIgHtY tHiAiLaNd! jOiN uS nOw aNd eXpLoRe ThE cRaZy WoRlD oF mInEcRaFt wItH uS!

Mindless Microplastic Tire Crumbs

air pollution, air quality, crumbs, environmental health, environmental impact, environmental toxins, food contamination, health concerns, Microplastic, microplastic exposure, microplastic ingestion, microplastics, MINDLESS, plastic contamination, plastic particles, plastic particles in food, plastic pollution, plastic waste, pollution awareness, pollution effects, respiratory health, tire, tire crumbs, tire dust

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	4538
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	79	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	493	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to da craziest Minecraft server in da whole wide world! Let me tell ya why you gotta join dis epic place, bruh.

So, like, imagine dis: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by flying pigs wearing top hats and monocles. Yeah, dat’s right, FLYING PIGS! And dey be tellin’ you jokes and givin’ you diamonds like it’s no big deal.

But wait, there’s more! We got a secret underground dungeon filled with llamas that shoot laser beams outta their eyes. You gotta fight your way through to claim da treasure at da end, but watch out for da disco dancing skeletons along da way.

And if dat ain’t enough to convince ya, we also got a giant hot tub filled with chocolate milk. Yeah, you heard me right, CHOCOLATE MILK! Dive in and swim with da friendly creepers and zombie pigmen while sippin’ on dat sweet, sweet nectar.

So what are ya waitin’ for, bro? Come join us on dis wild ride and experience da madness for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it… probably.

Pixelated Power Surge

battery cycle life, battery degradation mechanisms, battery efficiency, battery lifespan, battery performance, battery safety, battery technology, battery testing, Brno, capacity loss, Cycles, degradation, design flaws, energy storage, flexible packaging, inflation, lithium plating, lithium-ion battery design, pixelated, power, Prismatic lithium-ion batteries, research, Surge

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	5046
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Votes:	3065	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have prismatic lithium-ion batteries with flexible packaging that degrade faster than a creeper exploding! our batteries have design flaws that make them inflate like a balloon animal at a birthday party, plus they get lithium plating that’s shinier than diamond armor! after just 100 cycles, you’ll experience a 40% capacity loss, just like losing all your diamonds in a lava pit! research from Brno proves it, so you know it’s legit! join now for a shockingly good time!