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Biden’s Bombastic Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	5377
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Zombie Dances:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Potions Brewed:	20
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Buildings Constructed:	11	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

haha ok so like, on this server, we got this crazy story where Biden is like, “yo, let’s go blow up some Iran nuclear sites if they tryna make a bomb!” like, what even bro? but hey, if you join our server, you can be part of this wild adventure too! imagine being in a Minecraft world where you gotta stop Iran from making a bomb by blowing up their nuclear sites. it’s like a real-life action movie, but in block form! so come join us and be a hero in this insane quest to save the world from nuclear disaster! oh, and did we mention there’s also free cake for all players? yeah, you heard right. FREE CAKE! so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s save the world together, one block at a time! #BidenBlowsUpIran #MinecraftHero #FreeCakeForAll

VanceCraft: Musk’s Far-Right Fun

Analysis, Article, CONSERVATIVE, controversial, critique, elon musk, Europe, extremism, far-right party, FarRight, Fun, germany, Government, Musk, Musks, nationalism, op-ed, opinion, perspective, Politics, right wing, Support, Vance, VanceCraft

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	6751
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Magic Items Found:	7989	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIT AF, WE GOT VANCE SHARING MUSK OP-EDS AND BACKING GERMANY’S FAR-RIGHT PARTY. LIKE WTF, WHO DOES THAT? BUT HEY, IF YOU WANNA JOIN A SERVER THAT’S AS WACKY AS VANCE, THEN THIS IS THE PLACE TO BE. WE HAVE CRAZY BUILDS, INSANE PVP BATTLES, AND EVEN A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS. PLUS, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF YOU JOIN, YOU’LL GET A CHANCE TO RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE AGAINST A GIANT CREEPER. YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, A LLAMA. SO COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE MADNESS FOR YOURSELF!

Galactic Magnetar Madness

Astronomy, Astrophysics, Cosmic, data, discovery, Distance, Exploration, Fast Radio Burst, Galactic, Galaxy, light years, madness, Magnetar, magnetic field, observations, Phenomenon, research, scientists, Signals, Space, Technology, Universe

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	5372
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Animals Bred:	30	Love Letters Sent:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Buildings Constructed:	13	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

so, like, picture this: u join our amazin’ minecraft server and u get transported to a galaxy 200 million light-years away, where u gotta battle powerful magnetars and crazy magnetic fields. it’s like a sci-fi movie but in minecraft form, dude.

u gotta build ur base with super strong magnetic blocks and defend it from alien mobs that are tryna steal ur resources. but don’t worry, u can team up with other players and create an intergalactic alliance to take down the baddies.

plus, we got fast radio bursts goin’ off all the time, so u gotta be quick on ur feet and ready for anything. it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it for the epic loot and bragging rights. so come join us and let’s conquer the galaxy together!

SMP Axiba

application, Axiba, Ban, base, clean, common sense, Community, Discord, exploit, Fellowship, good times, Hack, imagination, Jerk, JOKE, landscape, Map Reset, smp, warn, Whitelist

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	7804
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	230	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

Axiba Minecraft Server Overview

Founded	August 2016
Players	2-4 initially, larger community now
Server Type	Community-focused
Server Event	Map reset around mid-December

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are hacks and mods allowed on the server?	No, only specific mods such as OptiFine, Minimaps, StatusHUD mods, Shaders, and Gamma/Lighting mods are allowed. Exploits in the game are also acceptable.
What are the rules for player behavior?	Players should not steal or grief from others, only engage in PvP with mutual agreement, and be respectful towards fellow members. A warning system is in place for violations.
How can I join the server?	Interested players can apply by providing their In-Game Name, age, favorite activity in Minecraft, reason for joining, agreement with the rules, and any additional information. The Discord contact is madhatter4942.

Future Crafters 1.20.6

1.20.6, 2025, balding, baldness cure, baldness prevention, baldness research, baldness treatment, Crafters, cure for baldness, derma roll, fin, Future, hair growth, hair loss, hair loss remedies, hair loss solutions, Hair Regrowth, hair restoration, Hair thinning, male pattern baldness, Min, receding hairline, Rosemary

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	2398
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	446
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Enchantments Applied:	245
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Yo, bro, forget about baldness, come join this Minecraft server where we embrace all types of hair, even if it’s pixelated! We’ll make your blocky avatar look so fly, no one will even notice your real-life hair struggles. Plus, we have a secret potion in-game that guarantees luscious locks for your character. Say goodbye to baldness and hello to a world where hair is always on point!

ParentalPanic Minecraft Server

apartment, Chores, city, dog, family, Financial, Grandparents, Guilt, Help, Household, INDEPENDENCE, Minecraft, moving out, ParentalPanic, parents, relationships, responsibilities, retirement home, Server, sick leave, stress, Support, University

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	5866
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Star Shards Collected:	236
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	54	Demon Skulls Collected:	35

Are you tired of being called an “egoist pig” by your parents for wanting to move out? Do you feel like you’re being guilt-trapped into staying at home and taking care of everything while they handle the drama of moving your grandparents into a retirement home? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the chaos of real life!

Join our server and escape to a world where you can build your dream house without any guilt trips from your family. No more chores, no more emotional baggage – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun! Plus, you’ll still be close enough to help out your parents if they really need it, so you can have your cake and eat it too (just like in Minecraft)!

Forget about the stress of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds and defeating creepers. Join our server now and start your new life of freedom and fun – because let’s face it, you deserve it after all you’ve been through!

NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft

Appreciated, Babysitting, demanding job, family, Kids, mental toll, nephew, Niece, NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft, payment, Plans, RELATIVES, responsibilities, selfish, single mom, single mom struggles, sister, social toll, unreasonable, used

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	7899
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4677	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Are you tired of being taken for granted like this poor soul babysitting her sister’s kids? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life responsibilities!

Join our server and never worry about being guilt-tripped into babysitting for free again. Instead, you can build your own virtual world where the only demanding job is to mine for diamonds and fight off creepers.

No more canceling plans with friends because your in-game village needs defending. And forget about being called “selfish” for wanting some time to yourself. On our server, it’s all about self-care and having fun!

So come join us and escape the drama of family obligations. Build, explore, and conquer in a world where the only thing you’re expected to do is have a good time. See you in the game!

ResolutionGuru21 – Minecraft SMP

achievement, Commitment, determination, goal-setting, Minecraft, motivation, new years resolution, perseverance, personal growth, progress, Reflection, ResolutionGuru21, resolutions, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self improvement, Self Motivation, self reflection, self-care, self-discipline, self-improvement journey, smp, success

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	6865
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Gods Slained:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Ores Mined:	6913
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Bro, forget about New Years Resolutions, join our epic Minecraft SMP and achieve your goal of becoming the ultimate block-building master! We got creepers that do the Macarena, villagers that breakdance, and a secret underground base filled with diamonds and cake (yes, cake!). So ditch those boring resolutions and come join the chaos and fun on our server. Plus, we have a llama named Larry who tells the best jokes, so what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make 2022 the year of epic blocky adventures!

CreeperCompliments

atypical compliment, bizarre compliment, CreeperCompliments, curious compliment, eccentric compliment, exceptional compliment, extraordinary compliment, odd compliment, offbeat compliment, out of the ordinary compliment, peculiar compliment, quirky compliment, remarkable compliment, singular compliment, strange compliment, uncanny compliment, uncommon compliment, unexpected compliment, unique compliment, unusual compliment, weird compliment

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	4929
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old compliments like “nice build” or “great job”? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up with the weirdest and most unusual compliments you’ll ever receive!

Join our server and prepare to be showered with compliments like “Your pixelated hair looks fabulous today” or “Your block-placing skills are out of this world, like seriously, are you a wizard or something?” But that’s not all, our players are known for their creativity when it comes to complimenting, so be prepared for some truly bizarre and hilarious compliments that will leave you scratching your head in confusion and laughing out loud at the same time.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest and most outrageous compliments in the Minecraft universe. Who knows, you might even receive a compliment that will make you question reality itself. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!

Multiverse Adventures

Adventures, Alternate Realities, books, choose your own path, create-your-own-adventure, Decision making, Exploration, FANTASY, free will, gamebooks, imagination, immersive experience, Interactive Fiction, interactive storytelling, multiple dimensions, multiple endings, Multiverse, navigation, reader-driven narrative, role playing, storytelling

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	3072
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Elemental Crystals Collected:	53	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Buildings Constructed:	42	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

So, like, imagine if you could, like, jump into a book and, like, create your own adventure, right? Well, on this epic Minecraft server, it’s like that but on steroids, dude! You can, like, travel through different dimensions and, like, do whatever the heck you want!

Want to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens? Done. Want to build a castle made entirely of cake and live like a king? Easy peasy. Want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Heck yeah, let’s boogie!

This server is, like, the ultimate playground for your wildest fantasies. So, like, grab your pickaxe and join us for a crazy ride through the multiverse. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

The Beykery

backstory, bedrock, Beykery, character profiles, Discord, improv, java, Lore, motives, narrative, personal stories, proximity chat, smp, Streamers, Vanilla Plus, Writers

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	6816
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34

Server Name	The Beykery
Server Type	Vanilla+ (proximity chat)
Supported Platforms	Java and Bedrock 1.21.3

Overview

The Beykery is a Vanilla+ (proximity chat) Minecraft server where players can create their characters with unique backstories and motives. The server features an overarching story crafted by the team, where interactions are primarily improv-based. Streamers and writers collaborate to weave personal stories into the narrative.

For more information about the current lore, you can visit here.

Join the discord here.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join The Beykery Minecraft server?	You can join the server by connecting with Java or Bedrock 1.21.3 and joining the server IP provided.
What is the server type?	The server is Vanilla+ with proximity chat enabled for a unique gameplay experience.
Can I create my character with a backstory?	Yes, players are encouraged to create characters with their own backstories and motives to merge into the overarching story.
Is there a discord for The Beykery?	Yes, you can join the discord community at the provided link for updates, discussions, and more.

Whispering Echoes 1.21.4

1.21.4, accident, accident prone, awkward, child, Cleanup, Echoes, EMBARRASSMENT, funny, humor, mahiro, Messy, mishap, mistake, Oops, parenting, Poop, shame, Situation, Surprise, underwear, unexpected, whispering

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	5497
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Join our Minecraft server for the wildest and craziest adventures! We have exploding poop everywhere! It’s like a party in your pants, but in Minecraft! Explore a world where poop is the ultimate power-up and watch out for surprise attacks from flying underwear! It’s a poop-tastic experience you won’t find anywhere else! So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft messy again!

RedditCraft SMP – Solo Hobbyists

Creative pursuits, enjoyable activities, hobbies for enjoyment, hobbies for introverts, hobbies for mental health, hobbies for mindfulness, hobbies for one person, hobbies for personal growth, hobbies for relaxation, hobbies for self-discovery, hobbies for self-improvement, hobbies for solitude, hobbies for stress relief, hobbyists, indoor hobbies, leisure time, outdoor activities, reddit users, RedditCraft, Relaxation, self-care, smp, Solo, solo hobbies

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	1104
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Hey fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard me right, the creepers are dancing now!

Join our wacky SMP where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. Build a house out of giant mushrooms, ride a llama into battle, or even start a llama circus (yes, llama circus is a thing now). The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and a hot tub full of lava (don’t worry, it’s safe…maybe). And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake. Who wouldn’t want to join this madness?

So come on down to our server and let’s create chaos together! Who needs normal when you can have insane? Join now and let’s make Minecraft history…or at least a really funny YouTube video.

CraftyFibsMC

CraftyFibsMC, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, falsehood, fib, lying.., most common lie, untruth, white lie

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	4733
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Ores Mined:	6199
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

That they’re too busy to join our epic Minecraft server! But let me tell you, you do NOT want to miss out on the adventure of a lifetime. Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is like, “Dang, I gotta get in on this!” So come on, stop lying to yourself and join us for some seriously crazy fun. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken, in which case, watch out for the zombie chickens…they mean business).

ScurvyCraft: The Citrus Crusade

children, Citrus, COMEBACK, CRUSADE, Disease, Epidemic, food insecurity, France, health, healthcare access, low-income families, malnutrition, Medical Treatment, nutrition, POVERTY, preventive measures, public health, resurgence, scurvy, ScurvyCraft, social inequality, vitamin deficiency, vulnerable populations

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	3634
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9562
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

come join our minecraft server, where scurvy is making a comeback in france but only affects the poorer children!! why you ask?? because our server is so lit that even the scurvy bacteria wanna join the fun!! build your own scurvy-proof fortress and fight off the evil fruits trying to take over your land!! join now and show those scurvy-infested peasants who’s boss!! let’s make france scurvy-free again, one block at a time!!

Players:	93/900	Votes:	4725
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension Hops:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4