Pero’s LOL Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Dad’s Rual Cabin Minecraft Server

breathalyzer, Cabin, Camera, car battery, court ordered, Dads, Driving, dwi, family, iritated, Minecraft, Mountain, off the grid, off the grid cabin, refusal, RESPONSIBILITY, Rual, rural cabin, Safety, Scared, Server, Sobriety, suspended license, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	2472
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Crops Grown:	3303	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you won’t have to worry about drunk driving dads or breathalyzers in cars! Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and no court-ordered breathalyzer drama.

On our server, you can explore off-the-grid cabins without any car battery troubles or random breathalyzer beeps. Build your own mountain hideaway, far away from any irritable dads or uncomfortable driving situations.

Don’t be scared to say no to driving duties on our server – we’re all about having fun and enjoying the game without any real-life stress. So come join us and leave the breathalyzers behind – unless you want to build a hilarious breathalyzer-themed build, then go for it!

MIL-Free Zone Craft

#breastfeeding, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Craft, Cultural differences, Emotional Abuse, family dynamics, family relationships, grandparenting, in-law relationships, Manipulation, MILFree, mother-in-law, narcissistic behavior, newborn, parenting, personal boundaries, self-care, support system, toxic relationships, working mom, Zone

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	2947
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	474	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Crops Grown:	2154	Chimeras Created:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than my MIL’s antics!

We’ve got more twists and turns than a soap opera – from MILs who think they know everything about parenting to partners who believe their manipulative lies. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, just like trying to navigate a relationship with a narcissistic MIL.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got passive-aggressive notes, eye-rolling, and unsolicited parenting advice galore. And don’t forget the classic move of watching your baby cry with a smirk – it’s all part of the fun on our server!

So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more chaotic than dealing with a difficult mother-in-law. Just remember, in this server, drama is always on the menu.

LePenCraft96

aged 96, anti-immigration, CONSERVATIVE, controversial, death, european politics, extremist, far right, France, French politics, Jean-Marie Le Pen, Le Pen family, leader, Legacy, LePenCraft96, National Front, nationalist, nationalist movement, political figure, political ideology, right wing

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	6175
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Farms Harvested:	180
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	6819
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Villages Defended:	14

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S MORE LIT THAN A CREEPER EXPLOSION? WELL, LET ME TELL YA, THIS SERVER IS SO EPIC THAT EVEN JEAN-MARIE LE PEN WOULD’VE WANTED TO PLAY IT.

IMAGINE SPAWNING INTO A WORLD WHERE EVERY BLOCK IS MADE OF FRENCH BAGUETTES AND THE MOBS ARE ALL WEARING BERETS. YOU CAN BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF CROISSANTS AND RIDE AROUND ON A BIKE WITH A BASKET FULL OF MACARONS.

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND LABYRINTH FILLED WITH CHEESE MAZES AND ESCARGOT RACING TRACKS. YOU CAN EVEN BATTLE GIANT ESCARGOTS FOR LOOT THAT’S AS RICH AS A BOTTLE OF FINE WINE.

SO COME JOIN US ON THIS WACKY ADVENTURE, WHERE THE ONLY LIMIT IS YOUR IMAGINATION (AND MAYBE A FEW TOO MANY BAGUETTES). RIP JEAN-MARIE LE PEN, YOU WOULD’VE LOVED THIS SERVER.

Home Phone Hideout

cell phone, Communication, communication devices, Deception, digital age, Friends, HIDEOUT, home, home phone, location services, lying.., personal information, personal safety, Phone, privacy, privacy concerns, privacy risks, SECURITY, social norms, societal changes, strangers, technological advancements, Technology

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	1106
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	124
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Holy Grails Found:	5

join our minecraft server and experience the ultimate chaos and madness! we have so many crazy things happening, you won’t believe your blocky eyes!

imagine a world where creepers ride pigs and skeletons do the macarena while shooting arrows at you. that’s just a regular tuesday on our server.

we have a secret underground base where all the villagers throw wild parties and dance to dubstep music. you can join them if you can find the hidden entrance behind the giant cactus.

our server is so epic, even herobrine himself comes to hang out and play pranks on unsuspecting players. watch out for flying chickens and exploding sheep!

if you’re looking for a place where anything can happen and nothing makes sense, then this is the server for you. come join us and let the madness begin!

Green Tea Kingdom

Ad, cerebral white matter lesions, Consumption, Drinking, green tea, Green.., Kingdom, new findings, prevent dementia, tea, three or more glasses per day, vascular dementia

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	2919
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0
Gods Slained:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

so like, if you wanna keep your brain all smart and stuff, you gotta join our minecraft server! we got green tea on tap, like literally flowing through the blocks. and get this, drinking three or more glasses a day can prevent dementia! who knew minecraft could be so good for your brain, right? come join us and level up your brain power while building epic structures and battling mobs. plus, our community is super chill and always down for a good laugh. so what are you waiting for? join us now and start sippin’ on that green tea goodness!

Frostwood Valley 1.21.4

1.21.4, died, Frostwood, fuwamoco, long tail tags, mornings, Valley

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	9127
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
New Chunks Explored:	565717	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Potions Brewed:	53
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	1521

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical rainbow unicorn party on steroids!

Imagine a world where fuwamoco mornings come back to life and dance with you while you mine diamonds and fight off creepers.

You’ll be so hyped up on the pure insanity of this server that you’ll forget what reality even is.

Join now and experience the ultimate mind-bending adventure that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something so crazy that it will make your brain explode with joy!

StinkyFeetGFEXIT

adulting, awkward conversations, awkward situations, body odor, Boundaries, communication styles, couple dynamics, couples teasing, healthy relationships, hurt feelings, hygiene habits, personal boundaries, personal hygiene, relationship communication, relationship dynamics, Self Respect, self-care, smelly feet, stinky feet, StinkyFeetGFEXIT, teasing in relationships

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	8527
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
New Chunks Explored:	194354	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	260	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the stench of real life? Well, look no further! Our server is so fresh and clean, you won’t have to worry about any smelly feet ruining your gaming experience.

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious moments as we navigate through the blocky world together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough (pun intended)!

Don’t let stinky feet hold you back from joining the most odor-free Minecraft server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

AnimeHaterMC SMP

Anime, Anime Community, Anime Creators, anime critics, anime culture, anime debate, Anime discussion, anime fandom, anime genre, anime haters, anime industry, anime lovers, anime preferences, anime production, anime recommendations, Anime Series, anime shows, AnimeHaterMC, controversial, Existence, opinion, smp

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	2118
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Villages Defended:	19
Endless Night Skies:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	4

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP because it’s like the craziest place ever! We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items like enchanted diamond swords and golden apples. And get this, we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes fire on creepers! It’s lit, fam.

But wait, there’s more! We have a whole village of villagers who are actually secretly aliens in disguise. They trade the weirdest stuff like emeralds for slime balls and rotten flesh for diamonds. It’s like a wacky alien market up in here.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a haunted mansion where the ghosts of past players roam the halls. They leave behind treasure chests full of loot, but beware, they also like to play pranks on unsuspecting players. Like one time, a ghost turned all our sheep pink just for funsies.

So come join our Minecraft SMP for the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience. And who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret of the cursed diamond pickaxe that turns everything it touches into cake. It’s a wild ride, my dudes.

5MilTaxBracketCraft

5MilTaxBracketCraft, economic inequality, economic policy, financial disparity, fiscal policy, fiscal responsibility, government revenue, high earners, income disparity, income inequality, income tax, Millionaires, progressive taxation, tax bracket, tax code, tax policy, tax reform, tax system, top earners, wealth distribution, wealth gap

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	3465
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Dragon Eggs Found:	6324	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	41	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Are you tired of being taxed like a peasant while the ultra-rich get away with paying next to nothing? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a special tax bracket just for players who earn over $5 million annually! That’s right, no more feeling like a mere mortal when you can join the elite few who pay their fair share (or not)!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Tax Evasion Dungeon, where players can battle their way through hordes of IRS agents and tax collectors to claim their rightful tax breaks. And if you’re feeling extra daring, try your luck at the Tax Fraud Casino, where the odds are always in your favor (wink, wink).

So why settle for boring old tax brackets when you can join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of evading taxes like a true high roller? Join now and start living the tax-free life you’ve always dreamed of!

Putin’s Puppet Minecraft Server

allegations, Allies, Apologize.., Apology, Belarus, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, eastern europe, international relations, Leaders, Lukashenko, military actions, Minecraft, Politics, president, puppet, putin, Putins, Server, strikes, Ukraine, War, Zelensky

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	8959
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	1

so like, you wanna join our minecraft server? well let me tell you, it’s crazier than zelensky claiming putin’s bff lukashenko called to apologize for launching strikes from belarus. like, can you imagine? lukashenko being all like “its not me, it’s putin” and zelensky just like “whaaaat?”

anyways, our server is lit af. we got flying pigs, talking chickens, and dancing creepers. oh, and did i mention the diamond armor that turns you into a unicorn? yeah, it’s real.

plus, we have the most epic treasure hunts where you can find rare loot like enchanted golden carrots and magic potions that make you invincible.

so come join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination. and remember, it’s not lukashenko, it’s putin.

CraftyARFIDLand

adolescents, Adults, anorexia, ARFID, children, common, CraftyARFIDLand, Diagnosis, Disorder, eating disorder, emotional, food aversion, mental health, picky eating, Psychological, Recovery, restrictive eating, Support, Symptoms, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	1803
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Mythical Swords Crafted:	88	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO LIT, EVEN HEROBRIEN WOULD BE JEALOUS? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK, CUZ OUR SERVER IS LIKE A WILD RIDE ON A CREEPER!

WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, LIKE, LITERALLY. OUR MINES ARE SO RICH, YOU’LL BE SWIMMING IN BLING BLING IN NO TIME.

BUT THAT’S NOT ALL, FOLKS. WE’VE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH PIGS THAT CAN FLY. YEAH, YOU HEARD ME. FLYING PIGS.

OH, AND DID I MENTION OUR ENDER DRAGON IS A PROFESSIONAL BALLET DANCER? YEAH, HE’LL PUT ON A SHOW FOR YOU WHILE YOU FIGHT HIM.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE MINECRAFT LIKE NEVER BEFORE. PLUS, OUR RESIDENT VILLAGER IS A MASTER CHEF WHO MAKES THE BEST DIAMOND-ENCRUSTED CAKE YOU’LL EVER TASTE.

SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN THE FUN! LET’S BUILD SOME CRAZY SH*T TOGETHER!

Wrist Flex Fails | Brain Safety First

Accuracy, Body, body’s movement, Brain, brain’s accuracy, brain’s estimation, brain’s prioritization, Fails, flex, flexibility, internal representation, Limits, Mobility, mobility limits, movement range, Precision, Safety, true flexibility, true range, Underestimate, wrist

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	2951
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Villages Defended:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7

haha join dis epic minecraft server where u can build and mine with ur wonky wrist flexiblity! our server is so crazy, ur brain will be like “woah, i didn’t know i could move like dat!” come join us and see how ur brain underestimates ur wrist’s true flexiblity.

we got crazy builds and insane challenges that will make u question reality. our brain prioritize safety over precision, but who needs safety when u can have fun in minecraft! come join us and let’s see how far we can push our wonky wrists together!

Aqua Free Zone 1.21.4

1.21.4, Aqua, body balance, daily habits, dehydration, drinking less water, Experiment, free, Headaches, health, health benefits, health goals, hydration, hydration levels, Hydration tips, lifestyle changes, listen to your body, migraine relief, overhydration, self-care, water intake, wellness, wellness journey, Zone

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	6883
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	12

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft? Join our server and say goodbye to headaches forever! Why? Because our pixelated world is so epic, you won’t even remember what a headache feels like! It’s like drinking a potion of awesomeness every time you log in. So ditch the water and dive into our server for the ultimate gaming experience. Let’s get blocky, baby!

NormsBeGone

breaking norms, challenging norms, cultural norms, Individuality, nonconformity, norm critique, norm rebellion, norm resistance, NormsBeGone, outdated norms, peer pressure, social change, social conformity, social norms, societal conventions, societal expectations, societal pressure, societal rules, societal standards, traditional norms

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	7429
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring old social norms holding you back? Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to all that nonsense! We believe in breaking the rules and having a blast while doing it. Want to wear a pumpkin on your head all day? Go for it! Want to ride a pig into battle? Why not! Our server is a place where anything goes and the crazier, the better. So come join us and let your freak flag fly high!

ParisCraft Server: Double the Fun!

alternative transportation, bike lanes, bike-sharing programs, city planning, cycling, cycling culture, double, eco-friendly, environmental benefits, Fun, Infrastructure, massive investment, Numbers, one year, Paris, ParisCraft, public health, Server, Stopping, sustainable, Transportation, urban development, Urban mobility

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	7983
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Secret Passages Found:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26	Mythical Relics Collected:	19

lol come join our minecraft server, where the cycling numbers double in one year thanks to massive investment in pixelated bikes! we got piggyback rides and llama races that will make you question reality. the sheep even wear helmets, it’s wild. and guess what? it’s not stopping, we’re gonna keep on pedaling until we reach the end of the blocky world. so grab your pickaxe and hop on a bike, because this server is where the real adventure begins.

Players:	94/600	Votes:	497
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	88	Star Shards Collected:	196
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	2