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Players: | 107/600 | Votes: | 1662 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 | Horror Stories Survived: | 5 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 7 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 40 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 44 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 56 |
Join Team Perky and fight alongside our fearless leader, Sir Perk-a-lot, as we take on the evil forces of Team Saggy led by the notorious Lady Saggy-bottom. Rumor has it that she once defeated an entire army of creepers with just a fishing rod and a bucket of lava.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Perky Tower, a massive structure made entirely out of pink wool and filled with hidden treasures. Will you be brave enough to explore its depths and claim the ultimate prize – a pair of enchanted diamond leggings that make your character’s butt look extra perky?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and choose your side – Team Perky or Team Saggy. The fate of the Minecraft world is in your hands!