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Players: | 110/800 | Votes: | 6034 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 1947 |
Alien Abductions: | 3 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 25 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 16 |
Animals Bred: | 60 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 11 |
1. We have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. Will you join forces with the chickens or fight against them?
2. Our server is home to the legendary “Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny,” said to grant its wielder the power to control time and space. But be warned, it’s guarded by a pack of rabid wolves who only respond to interpretive dance.
3. Every full moon, the trees in our server come to life and start throwing apples at unsuspecting players. It’s a fruit-filled frenzy that you won’t want to miss!
4. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. But be careful, because if you don’t give him enough attention, he’ll blow up your house in a fit of ghostly rage.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the craziest adventures of your life! Just be sure to pack some extra torches and a sense of humor.