PerformanceCriticsMinecraftSMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	6463
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the game runs smoother than a baby’s bottom and the only coordinated attempts are to build the most epic creations possible! Don’t listen to those fake reviewers spreading lies about performance issues, they’re just jealous of our flawless server.

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, like the time we tamed a herd of wild llamas and rode them into battle against a horde of creepers. Or the time we built a giant roller coaster that launched players into the sky and straight into the jaws of a hungry Ender Dragon.

So if you’re tired of boring, glitchy servers and want to experience the true essence of Minecraft madness, come join us and become part of our wacky family. Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding TNT traps).

CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	2963
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Zombie Dances:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Secret Passages Found:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Star Shards Collected:	123	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	4863
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	58	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Divine Spears Created:	14
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Alien Abductions:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	7359
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Dimension Hops:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Farms Harvested:	151
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

Cocaine Cats & Dogs Server

animal health, animal poisoning, Cats, cocaine, cocaine exposure, data analysis, Dogs, drug abuse, drug exposure, drug ingestion, drug trends, methamphetamine exposure, Pet Poison Helpline, Pets, research, Server, substance abuse, toxicology, trends, US, veterinary care, veterinary medicine

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	5534
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Gods Slained:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs and cats are partying hard with cocaine! forget about boring old servers, here you can witness animals getting lit AF and living their best lives.

we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!

Apricity SMP

Active players, Adventure, Apricity, Bosses, building mods, Community, Creative, Discord, Experience, Exploration, foods, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Join, multiplayer, new, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, visual enhancing

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	4479
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Votes:	5008	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Emeralds Found:	9779	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Minecraft Modded SMP Overview

Server Name	Modded SMP
Number of Spots	7
Mods	Visual enhancing Exploration/bosses More foods More furniture and building mods

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.

Q: When will the server start?

A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Avatar, Based, Characters, cocksucker, Community, controversy, Digital, Gaming, Identity, LGBTQ, marketplace, mystic, offensive, ONLINE, PIXEL, Realm, sales event, steam sales, Stereotypes, Transgender, trapfucker, troon, virtual

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	812
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Potions Brewed:	73	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	21

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!

Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!

Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!

Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!

””she’s uhhhh really good at wrestling” Minecraft SMP”

#youtube, agility, Athletic, Competition, female empowerment, female wrestler, Good, Impressive.., inspiring, Minecraft, Performance, really good, shes, Skilled, smp, sports, strength, TALENTED, Technique, Uhhhh.., Video, viral video, wow, wrestling

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	5621
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Astral Projections Made:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server!

First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

RoboRampage Minecraft Server

Advanced weaponry, Artificial Intelligence, assault force, Automation, battle, Defense, drone warfare, future warfare, Futuristic technology, innovation, mechanized warfare, Military, military robots, military tactics, Minecraft, RoboRampage, ROBOT, robotics, Server, Technology, Ukraine, unmanned vehicles, Victory

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	6653
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Divine Spears Created:	15
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Villages Defended:	13	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Ukraine’s first all-robot assault force just won its first battle? yea, you heard me right, ROBOTS taking over Minecraft and dominating the battlefield.

Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.

So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ProxyCraft: DumbfoundedIsrael

airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, DumbfoundedIsrael, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, intelligence, international relations, Investment, iran, Israeli strikes, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear program, proxies, ProxyCraft, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tensions

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4574
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	New Chunks Explored:	826637
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

hey u! ya u! r u bored of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, even iran is dumbfounded by it! they saw all their investment in proxies go down the tubes cuz they couldn’t resist joining our server!

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!

so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever

Lithium Brine Busters

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	7605
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Animals Bred:	116	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	362	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join our lit Minecraft server where we extract lithium from low-quality brines? Yeah, you heard that right! We’re not just building houses and stuff, we’re out here mining for that sweet, sweet lithium like it’s nobody’s business.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our player found a brine pool so low-quality, it was practically begging to be extracted for lithium. And guess what? They struck gold… I mean, lithium! They became the richest player on the server, rolling in diamonds and emeralds like there’s no tomorrow.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Brine Monster, a creature so salty it’ll make you laugh until you cry. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Brine Monster, you’ll be granted unlimited resources for the rest of your Minecraft days.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s get that lithium flowing! Who knows, you might just become the next Brine Monster slayer.

🕰️🌐 [1.5.2] RuLamp || Retro Minecraft server 🌐🕰️ Minecraft server

1.5.2, anniversary, bugs, Cheating, Cities, Civilization, Content Creation, Countries, Discord, Donations, dynamic map, Fair Play, grif, Minecraft, nostalgic, old school, private access, Retro, RuLamp, Server, Settlements, Survival, white list

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	471
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Villages Defended:	17	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

[1.5.2] RuLamp is a nostalgic server for lamp and old-school survival.

Your world – your rules, your civilization!In order to start playing, you need to join discord and write an application in order to get on the white list.

Players themselves create the rules on the server. However, there are basic rules on the server that must be followed on the server:

• Cheating and bug use are prohibited.

• Grif is also prohibited on the server.

• There is a dynamic map on the server.

• Complete absence of donations on the server, which ensures fair play.

• Players themselves create content for an interesting pastime on the server

• Players build their own settlements, cities and countries in which they live and develop together.

• Only chests have private access to the server, which gives you confidence that you will not be robbed.

• And the most important thing is that we have been working for you for a whole year 😀

↑↑ Go to the discord server above and join us! ↑↑

95.216.62.177:25582

Attack On Titan [MODDED] [ROLEPLAY]

actions, Attack, Branches, Dawn of Humanity, Discord, Impact, invite, Join, Lore, Military Police, Minecraft, Missions, Modded, opportunities, Playstyle, progress, responsibilities, Roleplay, Server, Stationary Guard, Survey Corps, TITAN

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	1779
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Buildings Constructed:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Dawn of Humanity Server Overview

Welcome Message	Welcome to Dawn of Humanity, an Attack on Titan server where you can roleplay with other people.
Branches	Survey Corps, Military Police, Stationary Guard
Progression	Participate in missions to impact the lore of the server
Discord	Join our Discord server

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join a branch?	Upon joining the server, you will be sorted into one of the four main branches based on your preferences and playstyle.
What do each branch do?	The Survey Corps focuses on exploring and battling titans, the Military Police maintain order within the walls, and the Stationary Guard protect the citizens.
How can I participate in missions?	Keep an eye on announcements in the server and be ready to join missions when they are organized by the admins.
Can I impact the lore of the server?	Absolutely! Your actions during missions and interactions with other players can directly impact the ongoing lore of the server.

SonicCraft – Speedy Adventures 1.20.5

1.20.5, Adventures, dc comics, IDW, pixel world, Sonic booru, Sonic Christmas, Sonic collaboration, Sonic Comic, Sonic cytube, sonic game, Sonic General, sonic mod, Sonic News, Sonic OC, Sonic Pastebin, sonic racing, Sonic Rumble, sonic the hedgehog, sonic the hedgehog 3, Sonic Trailer, soniccraft, Speedy

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	4812
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Divine Spears Created:	27
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

Hey, you! Yeah, you! Do you love Sonic the Hedgehog? Do you wanna chat about all things Sonic with fellow fans? Join our Minecraft server for some epic Sonic discussions! We’ve got everything from Sonic Racing teasers to DC Comics collaborations. Plus, we’ve got a booru for all your Sonic OC needs! Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let’s go fast together!

The Winning Box – Minecraft SMP Edition

Box, David Nyika, DAZN, December 21st, December 31st, Edition, espn, Fernando Martinez, I win edition, Jai Opetaia, January 24th, January 8th, Jin Sasaki, Kazuto Ioka, Minecraft, Naoya Inoue, Rene Bibiano, Sam Goodman, Shoki Sakai, sky sports, smp, Willibaldo Perez, winning, Yoshiki Takei, Yuttapong Tongdee

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	4363
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for epic battles that rival the intensity of Rene Bibiano vs. Willibaldo Perez, crazy PvP matches that will have you on the edge of your seat like Fernando Martinez vs. Kazuto Ioka, and team up with your friends to take down bosses like Jai Opetaia vs. David Nyika!

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden treasures and secret quests that will have you feeling like a real-life adventurer. And don’t even get us started on the player-run events that happen every week – from spleef tournaments to parkour challenges, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us for the ultimate Minecraft experience and see if you have what it takes to come out on top like Naoya Inoue vs. Sam Goodman!

MannersCraft Minecraft Server

Body language, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, confrontation etiquette, Cultural differences, etiquette awareness, international manners, Manners, MannersCraft, Minecraft, personal boundaries, personal space, public behavior, public spaces, Respect, retail etiquette, rude behavior, Server, shopping etiquette, social cues, social interactions, social norms

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	574
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Meteorites Collected:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Alien Abductions:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where personal space is always respected! Are you tired of rude players invading your blocky bubble? Join us and never worry about someone’s stomach touching your virtual butt again!

On our server, we promote good manners and proper etiquette. No more British accent mocking or foreign language insults here! Just good old-fashioned fun in the world of Minecraft.

So come on over and build your dream world without the fear of someone breathing down your neck. Join us now and experience the most polite and respectful Minecraft community out there! And remember, always say “excuse me” before taking someone’s virtual block of dirt!