PerformanceCriticsMinecraftSMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Crafty Blocks Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server and prepare to have your mind blown with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players on our server stumbled upon a secret underground dungeon filled with diamonds and gold. But little did they know, the dungeon was also home to a pack of evil zombie chickens! Can you imagine the chaos that ensued? It was cluckin’ crazy!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to the legendary Cactus King, a prickly ruler who will challenge you to epic duels for the chance to win rare loot. And let’s not forget about our annual Pig Racing Championship, where players saddle up their swine steeds and race to the finish line for glory and bragging rights.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as a herd of exploding sheep, then look no further. Join us today and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Love Letters Sent:	20

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

/stone/ – Minecraft SMP Stoner

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old events and bonuses? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to shake things up with our outrageous events and rewards!

Join us for the “Ordeal Call III: Neo-Primate Succession War, Archetype Inception” event where you can battle it out with your fellow players for the chance to win amazing prizes like 5 Golden Apples, 10 Hellfire of Wisdom, and even a Beast Footprint! Plus, don’t miss out on our “BB Presents Celebrity Summer Experience! ~ Dubai Strikes Back” event where you can win 12 Golden Apples and 66 Silver Apples just for logging in!

But that’s not all – we also have the “Lostbelt No.4 Clear Support Campaign” where you can clear main quests at AP 0 and receive 6 Golden Apples and 600 Mana Prisms! And if you’re feeling lucky, try your hand at our “Archetype Inception Part 2 PU Summon” where you can summon powerful Servants like Moon Cancer Jinako Carigiri and Alter Ego Kingprotea!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest events and rewards you’ve ever seen in the Minecraft world! Who knows, you might even walk away with a Rare Prism or a Crystallized Lore – the possibilities are endless!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4276	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Cosmalverse

Bosses, crafting recipes, custom spells, Custom world, Dungeons, Leveling system, PvE, Roleplay, Some related tags that are not part of the Cosmalverse Minecraft server could be: MMORPG, Survival, Unique Biomes, Unique Mobs

Cosmalverse. The Ultimate Minecraft RPG Server is here! Go on an epic MMORPG server adventure mixed and merged with survival seamlessly.

Explore the most unique custom world with caves and biomes unlike anything you’ve ever seen before. Fight 300+ unique mobs, 100+ bosses, and explore over 60+ dungeons. All guided with a full leveling system, build creations, custom spells, and 300+ unique crafting recipes.

Play the ultimate minecraft rpg server today!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Goontown

Community, Experience, Fabric, Factions, Friends, Goontown, Minecraft, Mods, PvP, Survival, War

Goontown is a fabric modded Minecraft server! – We have lots of Minecraft mods – We have a great community – You can team up with your friends and go to war – You will have a great experience here!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Farms Harvested:	683
Astral Projections Made:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	27
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

F U C K K K K M – Modern Minecraft Server

#venting, anxiety, Cabin fever, Cooling down, coping strategies, fear, Frustration, gun, Heat, indoors, ISOLATION, Melanin men, mental health, Minecraft, MODERN, NEET, night, Safety, self-care, Server, Summer, walk, weather

Tired of being cooped up inside all day like a hermit crab with social anxiety? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can roam free like a majestic unicorn on a rainbow highway.

Our server is so hot, even the lava is jealous! Explore our vast landscapes filled with towering mountains, lush forests, and mysterious caves just waiting to be plundered. And don’t worry about those pesky creepers, we’ve trained them to break dance instead of blowing up your hard work.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots glitter out of its nostrils. And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of blocks that grants wishes to those who can defeat it in a dance-off.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let your wildest dreams come true! And remember, the only thing scarier than a creeper is missing out on all the fun.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Potions Brewed:	29
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	498
Endless Night Skies:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Divine Spears Created:	11
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	2053

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

OS – tan Thread Minecraft SMP

2024.., Anime, character design, Computer, cute, digital art, discussion, FANART, Fandom, forum, Future, internet culture, Minecraft, niche community, operating system, OS-tan, personification, Possible.., smp, speculation, tan, Technology, Thread

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP of 2024! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through the most insane challenges and quests, all while wearing top hats and monocles.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to boogie down. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing to some sick beats.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server that will grant you unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. But beware, the treasure is guarded by a giant chicken who challenges you to a dance-off before you can claim your riches.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures of your life!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Animals Bred:	131	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	198

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

MomAndHubby’sMinecraftServer

Adults, advice, aita, blended family, Bonding, Communication, dad, family dynamics, family unit, father figure, hurtful, mom, MomAndHubbysMinecraftServer, parenting, parents, relationships, Stepbrother, stepdad, stepfamily, Trust

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of family dynamics? Look no further than our server, where we promise no step-parent drama! Join us and leave all your “adult” problems behind.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about calling anyone other than your in-game buddies your parents. We understand that family dynamics can be complicated, so we keep it simple by focusing on building epic structures and battling mobs.

Join now and experience the freedom of not having to choose between calling someone your parent or just an adult. Our server is all about fun and games, not family therapy sessions. So come on in and let’s play Minecraft like it’s meant to be played – without any step-family drama!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1348	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

NoGirlLeftBehindMC

baby, bitter, Breakup, Cheating, christmas, DATING, ENGAGEMENT, Etiquette, Excluding, exclusion, friend group, Gifts, Incident, Marriage, NoGirlLeftBehindMC, Pregnancy, relationships, single girl, social cues, Tiffany, wedding reception

Are you tired of dealing with drama llamas in your friend group? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real-life chaos! We promise no Tiffany’s allowed, especially if they show up late and forget to bring gifts for the “real couples.” Our virtual world is drama-free and full of adventure. Plus, we won’t judge your pregnancy announcement or ask if it was an accident. So come join us and leave the real-world craziness behind!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	117	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Enchantments Applied:	213
Dragon Scales Harvested:	164	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

DumbGeniusMC SMP

arrogance, cognitive bias, Communication, Conflict Resolution, critical thinking, dealing with difficult people, dealing with others, DumbGeniusMC, Ego, emotional intelligence, humility, ignorance, intelligence, intelligence levels, interpersonal relationships, people, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, self-perception, smp, Social Skills

Join our Minecraft SMP and let your creativity run wild! We have a special area called the “Dunce Corner” where all the self-proclaimed geniuses are sent to build their own little world of delusions. Watch as they try to outsmart each other with their ridiculous builds and over-the-top grandeur. Who will be crowned the king of the Dunce Corner? Join now and find out!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Billionaire or Bust

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise you the world but deliver nothing but disappointment? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to win not just a million dollars, but a BILLION dollars! That’s right, we’ve rigged the system so you have a 50/50 shot at becoming a billionaire in the virtual world of Minecraft. Just imagine all the diamond blocks you could buy with that kind of cash!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that grant you three wishes each. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want a castle made entirely of emerald blocks? Consider it done. The possibilities are endless when you’re rolling in virtual dough.

So why settle for mediocrity when you can take a chance at becoming the richest player in Minecraft history? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with riches, dragons, and more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Dragons Tamed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

PagerWar Minecraft Server

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OMG u gotta join dis server cuz it’s like the wildest party in Minecraft history! We got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and creepers doing the Macarena! Plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of his wand.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the Hezbollah leader said our pager attacks were a declaration of war! That’s right, we’re so hardcore that even world leaders are taking notice. So come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever! Just watch out for those pesky Endermen, they’re always trying to steal our diamonds.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	68

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

CraftyPrideLand

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OMG u guys u gotta join dis minecraft server, it’s so lit u won’t even believe it! we got unicorns flying around, rainbow sheep giving out diamonds, and a secret underground club where all the mobs party together!

But wait, there’s more! we also have a portal that takes u to a dimension where u can ride on giant rainbow slugs and battle evil gummy bears. Plus, every full moon, a magical unicorn parade goes through the server, giving out enchanted armor and weapons to all players.

And get this, rumor has it that if u find the hidden treasure chest at the bottom of the ocean, u’ll unlock special powers that let u fly without wings and breathe underwater like a fish.

So come join us on this epic adventure, where anything is possible and the fun never ends! Just watch out for the evil parliament passing anti-LGBTQ+ laws, they might try to ban all the unicorns and rainbows!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Gut Brain Craft: Neuro Fun Land

Brain, brain health, brain-gut communication, cognitive function, Craft, cutting-edge approach, Fun, Gut, gut health, gut-brain axis, gut-brain connection, gut-brain research, Land, mental health, microbial balance, Microbiome, Neuro, neurological disorders, neurological health, neurological treatment, neurology, prebiotics, probiotics, synbiotic application, synbiotic supplements, synbiotic therapy

so u wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? bro, let me tell u, dis place is like da gut-brain axis of da gaming world. we got all da coolest mods and plugins to make ur brain explode with excitement.

imagine a world where u can ride on giant flying pigs while shooting rainbow lasers out of ur eyes. dat’s what dis server is all about, baby.

not only dat, but we also have a secret potion dat can make u invincible for 69 hours straight. yeah, u heard me right. 69 hours of pure, unadulterated power.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon dat farts diamonds? yep, u can thank me later.

so what are u waiting for? join dis server now and experience da most mind-blowing, gut-brain axis adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Emeralds Found:	9456	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Dingo Den Junior High School

Adventure, Adventurer, Builder, collaboration, Community, creativity, customizations, Economy, education, Events, Fairness, friendship, Fun, gameplay, multiplayer, Plugins, redstone engineer, School, Staff opportunities, Survival

Our Story Founded by passionate Minecraft players, Dingo Den SMP was built with the idea of fostering a tight-knit, welcoming community where creativity and collaboration thrive. What started as a small group of friends sharing adventures has grown into a dynamic server full of unique builds, exciting gameplay, and a player-first approach.

Our goal is simple: to provide a survival multiplayer experience that remains true to Minecraft’s roots while adding new layers of excitement and customization through carefully curated plugins, community-driven events, and a fair economy. We focus on fairness, fun, and friendship, and we believe every player, whether you’re a builder, a redstone engineer, or an adventurer, can find a place in our world.

WE ARE ACTIVELY LOOKING FOR STAFF

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Falling into the Void:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Animals Bred:	125	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Gotrix Network

1.20, Adventure, cracked server, Dive, Economy, Experience, fair play environment, Fun, Gamemodes, Gotrix Network, Join, KitPvP, Minecraft, no-cheating policy, purchase required, Server, Skyblock, SkyGens, Strict, Survival, Ultimate

Welcome to Gotrix Network!

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on our server, running on version 1.20+! Choose your path with exciting gamemodes such as: Survival, SkyBlock, SkyGens and KitPvP.

As a Cracked Server, everyone can join — no minecraft purchase required! We also enforce a strict no-cheating policy to ensure a fair play environment. Join Gotrix Network today and dive into the fun!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Emeralds Found:	8910	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Runes Activated:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0