PerformanceCriticsMinecraftSMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the game runs smoother than a baby’s bottom and the only coordinated attempts are to build the most epic creations possible! Don’t listen to those fake reviewers spreading lies about performance issues, they’re just jealous of our flawless server.

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, like the time we tamed a herd of wild llamas and rode them into battle against a horde of creepers. Or the time we built a giant roller coaster that launched players into the sky and straight into the jaws of a hungry Ender Dragon.

So if you’re tired of boring, glitchy servers and want to experience the true essence of Minecraft madness, come join us and become part of our wacky family. Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding TNT traps).

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Potions Brewed:	172

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Why Did She Do It? Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Saars, the mischievous admin of this server, is constantly pulling pranks and causing mayhem for all the players. Why did she do it? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll never have a dull moment on this server!

Join us if you want to experience insane challenges like building a house out of exploding TNT blocks or surviving a zombie apocalypse while riding a pig. Saars will keep you on your toes with her unpredictable events, like turning all the cows into dancing llamas or spawning a giant chicken that shoots fireballs.

But don’t worry, it’s not all chaos and madness. You can also team up with other players to complete epic quests, like finding the legendary diamond sword of doom or taming a dragon to ride into battle. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon hidden treasure chests filled with rare loot and valuable resources.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server and see if you can survive the madness of Saars!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

””/Re-Cycle Minecraft SMP/””

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a blocky wonderland!

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, intense mining competitions where the winner gets a real-life diamond (just kidding, it’s actually a plastic one), and don’t even get us started on the llama races!

Our server is so lit that even the creepers are dancing to the beat of our custom-made jukebox tunes. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and post your favorite images of all the craziness that goes down in our server! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but at least you’ll have a good story to tell)!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

MILcraft BANished: AITA?

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Are you tired of dealing with crazy in-laws? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and build your own peaceful world! Our server is a safe haven for all players, especially those who have to deal with overbearing future mothers-in-law.

Imagine a world where you can ban annoying relatives from your virtual house without any consequences! On our server, you can stand up for your introverted son without worrying about your fiancée’s family drama. Plus, you can yell at virtual MILs for stealing journals without any real-life repercussions.

Join now and create your own family drama-free paradise in Minecraft! Protect your kids, build your dream world, and never let anyone tell you how to run your virtual household. Let’s ban together and show those meddling in-laws who’s boss in the virtual world!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Chimeras Created:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	10

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

CraftyMillionaire

Imagine finding a $1,000,000 in Minecraft! Well, on our server, that’s totally possible! Join us and start digging for diamonds like there’s no tomorrow because who knows, you might just stumble upon a virtual treasure chest filled with virtual cash! And hey, if you do find that $1,000,000, you can use it to buy all the virtual cake and virtual pets your heart desires. So why wait? Join us now and start your journey to becoming a Minecraft millionaire!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Secret Passages Found:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Terrified of Creepers? Try TerraCraft, where even the Java code is scared!

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TerraCraft Minecraft Server Overview

Server Owners	1aiden2, IAmSpade
Latest Update	1.18.2
World Border	60 million blocks

TerraCraft Minecraft Server FAQ

Q: Can I join the server with any Minecraft version?

A: Yes, you can join with any version, although the server’s latest update is 1.18.2.

Q: What special features does the server world have?

A: The first 10,000 blocks are vanilla terrain, and after that, the world is generated by terralith and tectonic, adding an interesting twist.

Q: Are there any quality of life plugins on the server?

A: Yes, the server features plugins like Infinite Villager Trading, Carpet, MaxEnchantX, ViaFabric, and more.

Q: What are the key features of the server?

A: The server is open 24/7, allows one extra afk account per player for farms, and permits the use of mods like litematica for builds.

Q: What are the server rules?

No griefing
No stealing
No hack clients or x-ray texture packs
No intentional lag machines
Refrain from using derogatory terms
Contact server owners for concerns
Actual afk accounts only for whitelisting

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Fill out an application form on our application link and wait for approval from the server owners.

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Void Gems Collected:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Divine Spears Created:	28	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	91
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

/数字/ – JP Vtubers Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring themes and lackluster communities? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for a wild ride through the world of Japanese Vtubers and all things related. From Aogiri Highschool to Hololive, we’ve got it all! Ever wanted to attend a virtual idol concert or join a virtual reality ASMR session? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

But that’s not all – we’ve got insane stories that will blow your mind! Imagine a battle between Kizuna Ai and 774 inc over who gets the last diamond ore in the virtual world. Or picture a dance-off between members of VEE and Sinsogumi to see who has the best moves on the dance floor.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a virtual adventure like no other! Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	36	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Buildings Constructed:	42
Farms Harvested:	441	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Special Minecraft SMP Moments

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is LIT AF! We have flying pigs, dancing llamas, and even a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust a move!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is hosted on a magical floating island that can only be accessed by riding a unicorn through a rainbow portal. Once you’re there, you’ll be greeted by a friendly dragon who will guide you on epic quests to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of destiny.

Join us now and become part of our wacky community where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust us, this server is special in all the best ways!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

SenselessCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can trade in your boring old senses for superpowers! That’s right, forget about seeing, hearing, tasting, smelling, or touching – who needs those when you can shoot lasers out of your eyes or control time with a snap of your fingers?

Join us on this server where players have traded their senses for incredible abilities. Want to fly like a bird? Give up your sense of taste and soar through the skies. Tired of hearing your annoying neighbors? Trade in your sense of hearing and enjoy the sweet sound of silence as you build your epic Minecraft creations.

But be warned, the more senses you give up, the more powerful your abilities become. Some players have sacrificed all five senses and now have the power to summon dragons, create entire worlds with a single thought, and even turn into a block of diamond at will.

So come join us on this insane Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your sense of smell). Who needs senses when you can have superpowers?

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Enchantments Applied:	57
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	57	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

HerbicideHavocMC

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so, like, u know how some servers are all boring and serious and stuff? well, not this one, dude! we got cows flying through the sky, spraying herbicides everywhere! it’s like a crazy disco party, but with trees getting wrecked instead of dancing! come join us and help save the environment by causing chaos and mayhem in the most hilarious way possible! plus, u get to hang out with some cool cows who are totally down to party. so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s make some mischief together!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Towns Built:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Workplace Cashback Loop

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so, like, if you join this epic minecraft server, you will enter a world where every block you break has a chance of dropping real life cash! imagine mining some diamonds and suddenly a hundred dollar bill pops out, like whaaat?! it’s like a treasure hunt but with actual treasure!

not only that, but every time you build a sick house or defeat a boss, your boss at work might notice and give you a raise! it’s like a secret code between the game and your job, making you a minecraft millionaire in no time!

plus, rumor has it that the more you play on this server, the luckier you get in real life. people have reported finding money on the street, winning the lottery, and even getting free pizza deliveries just by being part of this epic minecraft community!

so come join us and start your journey to riches and success, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination…and maybe your bank account, but who cares when you’re rolling in diamonds and dollar bills, amirite?!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Endless Night Skies:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Emeralds Found:	5810	Towns Built:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

TLR713’s Prankster Paradise

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so, like, have you ever wanted to be a superhero in minecraft? well, on our server, you can be like, the ultimate virus-fighting warrior! join us and harness the power of TLR713, the most epic TLR7 agonist in all the land!

we’ve got crazy battles against evil PRV replication, where you can show off your antiviral therapy skills and save the day! become a legend in the minecraft world and prove that you are the ultimate hero against viruses!

so, what are you waiting for? join our server now and let the epic adventures begin! who knew fighting viruses could be so much fun in minecraft?!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runes Activated:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	308	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

GServersMC.xyz

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Welcome to GSERVERSMC!

IP: g.gserversmc.xyz

Come and experience the best Minecraft adventure today!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	61
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	8535

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

No Cheating AI Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of getting wrecked by cheaters in every PVP game you play? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server has the most advanced AI anti-cheating system that will ban those pesky cheaters faster than you can say “diamond sword”. Our AI is so smart, it can detect if a player is using x-ray vision to find diamonds or flying around like a glitchy ender dragon. Join our server and experience fair gameplay like never before! Plus, rumor has it that our AI has a secret crush on Steve and will do anything to protect him from cheaters. So come join us and help our AI find love in a world full of cheaters!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Void Armor Forged:	19
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Runes Activated:	8
Falling into the Void:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Back to Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you crave adventure, excitement, and maybe a little bit of chaos? Then look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us on a server where the pigs ride on top of creepers, the chickens have formed their own government, and the villagers are all secretly plotting against you. But don’t worry, because we also have unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their horns and flying llamas that drop diamonds wherever they go.

So why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco club where the Endermen like to breakdance. We also have a giant maze filled with traps, treasure, and a very confused panda who thinks he’s a ninja.

But the real reason you should join our server is because we have the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny hidden somewhere in the world. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will gain the power to control time, summon dragons, and turn their enemies into harmless bunnies.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the wildest, craziest, and most hilarious adventure of your life!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Players Killed by Monsters:	9604
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	New Chunks Explored:	713969

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

UnderwearCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as dull as a dirt block? Well, look no further, because our server is as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us for a crazy adventure filled with more twists and turns than a maze in the Nether.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. Legend has it that the player became the richest player in all of Minecraft land and built a castle made entirely out of gold blocks. Who knows, maybe you could be the next Minecraft millionaire!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon racing competition. Compete against other players in a thrilling race to defeat the Ender Dragon and claim the title of Dragon Slayer Champion. The winner gets a prize so rare and valuable, it’s said to be worth more than a stack of enchanted golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what kind of shenanigans and epic quests await you in our pixelated paradise!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.