Perfectionism Procrastination Playtime | New Minecraft Servers 2025

MysticCraft Land 1.21

Censorship, controversial, double standards, freedom of speech, gay cock, Homosexuality, humor, Land, LGBTQ, LHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, MysticCraft, offensive, outrage culture, pisslam, Political Correctness, Provocative, Religion, satire, shock value, social commentary, taboo

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	5698
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Buildings Constructed:	24	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Towns Built:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	11

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and confusion! We have players running around like headless chickens, building upside-down houses, and creating pixel art of their favorite memes. It’s a total mind-bending experience that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons. Don’t miss out on the absolute madness that is our server!

Furiosa’s Minecraft SMP Adventure

Action Movie, Adventure, badass character, charlize theron, desert wasteland, dystopian future, female empowerment, Female Protagonist, feminist icon, Furiosas, George Miller, iconic role, Imperator Furiosa, mad max, memorable quotes, Minecraft, nicholas hoult, one-armed warrior, post-apocalyptic, Remember Furiosa, smp, strong female lead, Tom Hardy, war rig

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	3110
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	435	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Well, forget about her because she’s got nothing on our Minecraft SMP! Join us if you want to ride into battle on a llama armed with a diamond sword and a stack of TNT. Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear sunglasses to protect their eyes from all the explosions. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we host epic dance parties with the Ender Dragon. So if you’re ready to embark on a crazy adventure filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe a little bit of mayhem, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP!

BrotherBlameGameCraft

Accountability, alcoholism, bipolar disorder, Boundaries, BrotherBlameGameCraft, college, Communication, family, financial struggles, forgiveness, Jealousy, mental health, parenting, personal responsibility, Resentment, self improvement, self worth, sibling relationship, sibling rivalry, success, toxic relationships

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	6108
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, mine, and craft your way to relaxation and fun!

Join us and leave behind the craziness of family drama like the one described above. On our server, you won’t have to worry about your brother shaming you or blaming you for his problems. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new worlds.

Plus, on our server, you won’t have to deal with jealous siblings or crazy family dynamics. Just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun! So come join us and leave the real world behind for a while. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun here!

EndgameHauntsMeMinecraftSMP

Cinema, EndgameHauntsMeMinecraftSMP, ending, film, Haunting, haunting films, haunting moments, haunting movie endings, haunting movies, haunting scenes, Movie, Mystery, psychological thriller, Suspense, Thriller, unresolved, unresolved ending, unresolved mystery, unresolved plot, unresolved questions, unresolved storyline

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	7335
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because it’s like the movie ending that haunts you forever, but in a good way! Like, imagine if the server was a movie and the ending was so crazy, you couldn’t stop thinking about it. That’s what this SMP is like, but with blocks and stuff.

Like, one time I was building a house and a creeper blew it up, but then a magical unicorn appeared and rebuilt it with rainbow blocks. It was so epic, I couldn’t believe my eyes. And then, like, a dragon swooped down and gave me a diamond sword that shoots lasers. I know, it sounds crazy, but it totally happened.

So, if you want to experience movie-ending-level craziness in Minecraft, you have to join this SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, there’s free cake for everyone who joins. Who doesn’t love free cake, am I right? Join now and prepare for the most mind-blowing Minecraft experience of your life! 🍰🦄🐉🌈 #MovieEndingSMP #CakeIsLife

LoveCraftMC

acts of service, appreciation, Communication, emotional connection, emotional needs, expressing love, Love And Communication, love and relationships, love language, LoveCraftMC, personal growth, physical touch, primary love language, quality time, receiving gifts, relationship dynamics, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, showing affection, Understanding, words of affirmation

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	1725
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	99
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	32	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just focus on building and survival? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up with a love language twist! That’s right, on our server, you can communicate with your fellow players using heart emojis, love letters, and even serenading them with love songs in-game.

But that’s not all! We have special events like speed dating where you can find your Minecraft soulmate, and couples building challenges where you and your partner can show off your teamwork skills. And if you’re feeling extra romantic, you can even propose to your in-game crush with a virtual diamond ring!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s all about spreading the love (literally), then join us now and get ready to experience a whole new level of gameplay. Who knows, you might even find your one true blocky love on our server!

TelAvivTNTBoomz

CASUALTIES, Conflict, Dozen, global crisis, Houthi, international news, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military attack, missile strike, Political unrest, RETALIATION, security threat, Tel Aviv, TelAvivTNTBoomz, Tension, Terrorism, violence, War, Wounds, Yemen

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	8800
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	1825
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Holy Grails Found:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing getting struck is your funny bone! we got more explosions than a houthi missile strike in tel aviv, but don’t worry, no one gets hurt except maybe your sides from laughing so hard. we’ve got crazy mini games like “dodge the creeper” and “sheep rodeo” where you can ride sheep like a pro. plus, our community is so lit, it’s like a firework show every day. so come on over and join the fun, because on our server, the only thing getting wounded is your boredom!

Aqua & Gruel: Neolithic Noms

agriculture, Ancient, Aqua, archaeology, Bread, Cooking, Culinary, diet, discoveries, Early Neolithic, Farmers, Food, grains, gruel, History, Meal, Neolithic, Noms, nutrition, research, Scandinavia, Scandinavian culture, Water

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	9526
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Void Gems Collected:	24
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

hey u! ya u, lookin for a wild ride in minecraft? well u gotta join this server cuz we got WATER AND GRUEL – NOT BREAD! that’s right, we’re all about that neolithic farmer diet up in here.

imagine chowin down on some gruel while buildin a sick castle with ur pals. who needs bread when u got gruel, right? plus, we got a whole storyline about how the neolithic farmers in scandinavia survived on this diet and thrived. it’s like a history lesson, but way more fun cuz it’s in minecraft.

so come on over and join the party! build, survive, and eat gruel like a true neolithic farmer. u won’t regret it, trust me.

Crafted Survival

Additions, Bedrock Port, Community, crafted, Discord, Environment, Friendly, Fun, griefer-free, INCLUSIVE, Ip:, mojang, Playtime, Semi Vanilla, Server, Survival, Trailer, Trust, Tweaks, Vanilla, Voting, welcome

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	4074
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Ores Mined:	3341	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Animals Bred:	173

Crafted Survival Server Overview

Feature	Description
Land Claiming	Players can claim land to protect their builds
Shopping District	Dedicated area for player shops and trading
Homes and TPA	Players can set homes and teleport to other players
Live World Map	Interactive map of the server world
Mob Heads	Chance to get mob heads as drops
One Player Sleep	One player can sleep to skip the night
Ranks	Ranks based on trust, playtime, and voting
Active Player Base	Community of active players

Discord: https://discord.gg/qJAx8w3jcn

Server Trailer: https://youtu.be/qu5nJmSbEMA?si=U4bYORadEgOny1cm

IP: play.craftedsurvival.net

Bedrock Port: 19132

We can’t wait to welcome you to our server! ❤️

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Simply connect using the IP play.craftedsurvival.net

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, we have measures in place to prevent griefing and maintain a friendly community

Q: How can I claim land?

A: Use the land claiming feature to protect your builds

Azure Realm 1.20

4koma, AZURE, Balancing Schale’s Books, Banners, Binah, blue archive, Chise, christmas livestream, Commissions, Events, general, Grand Assault, guides, Hards, Haruna, Izuna, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mari, Mimori, Normals, patch notes, PVs, Realm, Resources, Scrimmages, shorts, Side Content, The Fury of Set, Yuuka

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	3960
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

Yo, bros, come join this Minecraft server, it’s like a party in your brain but with blocks and stuff. We got guides and resources that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. And guess what? We have circles, clubs, and friends waiting for you to join so you can build epic stuff together.

Forget about reality, jump into this server and experience 4koma, manga, side content, PVs, and shorts that will make you question everything you know about Minecraft. Plus, we have limited edition characters like Yuuka, Mari, and Haruna waiting for you to collect.

Don’t miss our Christmas Livestream, it’s gonna be lit like a Nether portal on fire. And the events? Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council is the wildest thing you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Join us for Grand Assault with Binah and Limit Break Assault with The Fury of Set, it’s gonna be crazier than a pig riding a minecart.

And if that’s not enough, we have banners featuring Izuna, Chise, and Mimori in swimsuits because why not? Patch notes, events, and double everything – we got it all. So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and let’s make Minecraft weirder than ever before!

Fujimi Lovers Special – Minecraft SMP Oneshot – The End

adaptation, anniversary, anniversary release, Comic, commemoration, Conclusion, conclusion to story, Drama, End.., Fujimi, Fujimi Lovers, LA adaptation, long awaited, Lovers, Manga, Minecraft, OneShot, Release, romance, series, smp, Special, Story, TL inside

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	7860
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Chimeras Created:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	6492
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Love Letters Sent:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	17

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs with no excitement or drama? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme!

Picture this: a server where the mobs have taken over and are now the rulers of the land. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to overthrow these mob overlords and restore peace to the server. But beware, the mobs are not your average Minecraft enemies – they have evolved into super intelligent beings with a thirst for power!

But that’s not all! Our server also features a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that the city is guarded by a giant chicken who only speaks in riddles. Will you be able to crack the code and claim the treasure for yourself?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a mysterious portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made out of candy. But be warned, the candy creatures are not as sweet as they seem and will do anything to protect their sugary world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what crazy shenanigans await you in this wacky world!

Dad vs Father-In-Law Minecraft Server

Communication, dad, DAUGHTER, Disappointment, facetiming, family, father in-law, Fatherinlaw, Gifts, GRANDPA, Grandparents, in-laws, luggage, Minecraft, minnie mouse, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, road trip, roadtrip, Server, suitcase, Surprise, text

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	4090
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Towns Built:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Emeralds Found:	6925
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	10

Are you tired of family drama interfering with your Minecraft adventures? Join our server and escape the real world craziness! We promise no one will fight over suitcases here, unless it’s a virtual one filled with diamonds! Build your own Minnie Mouse suitcase (or two, we won’t judge) and embark on a road trip to explore our epic world. No need to worry about surprise gifts from grandparents, just pure, unadulterated fun! So come join us and leave the family drama behind – unless you want to bring it into the game for some hilarious role-playing shenanigans!

CraftyNickHater123

Assertiveness, Boundaries, chosen name, Communication, Confrontation, coworker, CraftyNickHater123, discomfort, hate, humor, Key & Peele, mispronunciation, name change, Nickname, personal identity, pronounciation, Respect, sensitivity, skit, work environment

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	203
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Gods Slained:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Void Gems Collected:	17
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

Don’t let a pesky coworker ruin your love for your new name. On our server, you can be called whatever you please, whether it’s your actual name or a funny mispronunciation. Let your creativity run wild and build a world where your name is always pronounced correctly, no matter what.

So come on over and join us on this epic Minecraft journey! Leave behind the real world worries and dive into a world where your name is respected and cherished, just like your love for Minecraft. Let’s build, mine, and explore together, because on this server, your name will always be pronounced with love and care.

NorwayVibes Minecraft SMP

#sustainability, clean air, cultural heritage, Fishing, Fjords, innovation, midnight sun, Minecraft, Nature, Nordic cuisine, northern lights, norway, NorwayVibes, oslo, outdoor adventures, quality of life, Scandinavian, skiing, smp, social welfare, travel destination, viking history, winter sports

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	4121
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	6007	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5

Lol, bro, let me tell you about this insane Minecraft SMP server that is like, totally lit! So, like, this server is like the Norway of Minecraft servers, ya know? It’s like, so epic and cool and stuff.

First of all, the spawn area is like a magical forest filled with unicorns and rainbows and, like, flying pigs or something. And the best part is, you can ride the unicorns and pigs around the spawn area, like, how crazy is that?!

But wait, there’s more! The admins on this server are like actual wizards or something, because they can grant you wishes and stuff. Like, one time I asked for a diamond sword and they gave me a whole stack of them! It was insane, bro.

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground base that leads to a hidden treasure room filled with, like, stacks on stacks of diamonds and emeralds? Yeah, that’s a thing on this server.

So, like, if you wanna join a Minecraft SMP that’s as epic as Norway, then you gotta join this server, bro. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

DinoLoverzCraft

ancient creatures, ancient extinction events, ancient species, DinoLoverzCraft, Dinosaurs, dodo birds, extinct animals, extinct dinosaurs, extinct species, extinct wildlife, favorite extinct animals, fossilized remains, ice age mammals, mammoths, natural history, Paleontology, passenger pigeons, past 60 million years, prehistoric animals, saber-toothed tigers, Woolly rhinoceros

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	1015
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Animals Bred:	20	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Astral Projections Made:	4
Buildings Constructed:	49	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring themes? Well, look no further because our server is all about extinct animals from the past 60 million years! Join us and ride on the back of a T-Rex while battling a pack of saber-toothed tigers.

Ever wanted to see a woolly mammoth in real life? Well, on our server, you can ride one into battle against a giant sloth! And don’t even get me started on the dodo bird races we have every Sunday.

So if you’re a history buff who loves a good laugh, come join us on our server and experience the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life!

NukeCraft Server: Argentina’s Atomic Adventure

#sustainability, Adventure, argentina, Argentinas, ATOMIC, Development, electricity, ENERGY, energy independence, energy production, energy security, energy sources, Environment, Expansion, Government, Infrastructure, milei, nuclear energy, nuclear reactors, nukecraft, policy, power, renewable energy, Server, Technology

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	9075
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Magic Items Found:	3191
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

come join our server for the most explosive experience ever! we have so much nuclear energy, you’ll think you’re in argentina! our reactors are so powerful, they’ll make your minecraft world glow like never before. who needs diamonds when you have radioactive materials to mine? join us now and help us reach our goal of having more reactors than argentina! it’s gonna be a blast! literally.

Players:	95/500	Votes:	843
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Votes:	4050
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2