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OS – tan Thread Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP of 2024! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through the most insane challenges and quests, all while wearing top hats and monocles.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to boogie down. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing to some sick beats.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server that will grant you unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. But beware, the treasure is guarded by a giant chicken who challenges you to a dance-off before you can claim your riches.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures of your life!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Magic Items Found:	8043	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Potions Brewed:	47	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Buildings Constructed:	38

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

MomAndHubby’sMinecraftServer

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of family dynamics? Look no further than our server, where we promise no step-parent drama! Join us and leave all your “adult” problems behind.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about calling anyone other than your in-game buddies your parents. We understand that family dynamics can be complicated, so we keep it simple by focusing on building epic structures and battling mobs.

Join now and experience the freedom of not having to choose between calling someone your parent or just an adult. Our server is all about fun and games, not family therapy sessions. So come on in and let’s play Minecraft like it’s meant to be played – without any step-family drama!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Alien Abductions:	0

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

NoGirlLeftBehindMC

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Are you tired of dealing with drama llamas in your friend group? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real-life chaos! We promise no Tiffany’s allowed, especially if they show up late and forget to bring gifts for the “real couples.” Our virtual world is drama-free and full of adventure. Plus, we won’t judge your pregnancy announcement or ask if it was an accident. So come join us and leave the real-world craziness behind!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Void Armor Forged:	28	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Secret Passages Found:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

DumbGeniusMC SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and let your creativity run wild! We have a special area called the “Dunce Corner” where all the self-proclaimed geniuses are sent to build their own little world of delusions. Watch as they try to outsmart each other with their ridiculous builds and over-the-top grandeur. Who will be crowned the king of the Dunce Corner? Join now and find out!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Billionaire or Bust

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise you the world but deliver nothing but disappointment? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to win not just a million dollars, but a BILLION dollars! That’s right, we’ve rigged the system so you have a 50/50 shot at becoming a billionaire in the virtual world of Minecraft. Just imagine all the diamond blocks you could buy with that kind of cash!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that grant you three wishes each. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want a castle made entirely of emerald blocks? Consider it done. The possibilities are endless when you’re rolling in virtual dough.

So why settle for mediocrity when you can take a chance at becoming the richest player in Minecraft history? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with riches, dragons, and more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Void Gems Collected:	13
Dragon Eggs Found:	8530	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

PagerWar Minecraft Server

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OMG u gotta join dis server cuz it’s like the wildest party in Minecraft history! We got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and creepers doing the Macarena! Plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of his wand.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the Hezbollah leader said our pager attacks were a declaration of war! That’s right, we’re so hardcore that even world leaders are taking notice. So come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever! Just watch out for those pesky Endermen, they’re always trying to steal our diamonds.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	114	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Towns Built:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

CraftyPrideLand

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OMG u guys u gotta join dis minecraft server, it’s so lit u won’t even believe it! we got unicorns flying around, rainbow sheep giving out diamonds, and a secret underground club where all the mobs party together!

But wait, there’s more! we also have a portal that takes u to a dimension where u can ride on giant rainbow slugs and battle evil gummy bears. Plus, every full moon, a magical unicorn parade goes through the server, giving out enchanted armor and weapons to all players.

And get this, rumor has it that if u find the hidden treasure chest at the bottom of the ocean, u’ll unlock special powers that let u fly without wings and breathe underwater like a fish.

So come join us on this epic adventure, where anything is possible and the fun never ends! Just watch out for the evil parliament passing anti-LGBTQ+ laws, they might try to ban all the unicorns and rainbows!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Mines Excavated:	1291	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20
Crops Grown:	6739	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Gut Brain Craft: Neuro Fun Land

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so u wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? bro, let me tell u, dis place is like da gut-brain axis of da gaming world. we got all da coolest mods and plugins to make ur brain explode with excitement.

imagine a world where u can ride on giant flying pigs while shooting rainbow lasers out of ur eyes. dat’s what dis server is all about, baby.

not only dat, but we also have a secret potion dat can make u invincible for 69 hours straight. yeah, u heard me right. 69 hours of pure, unadulterated power.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon dat farts diamonds? yep, u can thank me later.

so what are u waiting for? join dis server now and experience da most mind-blowing, gut-brain axis adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5733	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Dingo Den Junior High School

Adventure, Adventurer, Builder, collaboration, Community, creativity, customizations, Economy, education, Events, Fairness, friendship, Fun, gameplay, multiplayer, Plugins, redstone engineer, School, Staff opportunities, Survival

Our Story Founded by passionate Minecraft players, Dingo Den SMP was built with the idea of fostering a tight-knit, welcoming community where creativity and collaboration thrive. What started as a small group of friends sharing adventures has grown into a dynamic server full of unique builds, exciting gameplay, and a player-first approach.

Our goal is simple: to provide a survival multiplayer experience that remains true to Minecraft’s roots while adding new layers of excitement and customization through carefully curated plugins, community-driven events, and a fair economy. We focus on fairness, fun, and friendship, and we believe every player, whether you’re a builder, a redstone engineer, or an adventurer, can find a place in our world.

WE ARE ACTIVELY LOOKING FOR STAFF

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Villages Defended:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Gotrix Network

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Welcome to Gotrix Network!

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on our server, running on version 1.20+! Choose your path with exciting gamemodes such as: Survival, SkyBlock, SkyGens and KitPvP.

As a Cracked Server, everyone can join — no minecraft purchase required! We also enforce a strict no-cheating policy to ensure a fair play environment. Join Gotrix Network today and dive into the fun!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Star Shards Collected:	257	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

YrYr’s Secret Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place to be! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. It all started when this crazy bitch’s va decided to peace out to the states because her husband wanted to become a professional wrestler. Can you believe it? But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of drama and excitement to make up for her absence. Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community that is as wild as it gets. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness on our Minecraft server today!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Meteorites Collected:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Enchantments Applied:	62
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Felix Space Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why join? Well, let me tell you a little story about our founder, Felix. Legend has it that he once tamed a creeper and rode it into battle against a horde of zombies. And that’s just a regular Tuesday for him!

Join our server if you want to witness pigs flying, villagers breakdancing, and chickens laying diamonds. Our community is filled with players who have built entire cities out of nothing but dirt and sheer determination. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon where you can find the rarest loot in the game – enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to turn into a dragon!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join Felix sex today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of madness. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a pickaxe, because you never know when you’ll need to mine your way out of a sticky situation.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	24

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

NoPower Minecraft Server

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Join our wacky Minecraft server where we embrace the chaos of no electricity! Our players have vowed to fast from electricity while playing, so expect no digital displays, no phones, and definitely no TV screens in sight. Navigation skills are also put to the test, as players must find their way to our server without any help from GPS or maps – prepare to be fashionably late!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive that even the mobs have decided to join in on the fun. You’ll encounter creepers with candles instead of TNT, zombies trying to read books in the dark, and skeletons using glow-in-the-dark arrows. It’s a party like no other, and you’re invited to join in on the madness.

So come on over and experience the thrill of playing Minecraft without electricity – who needs redstone contraptions when you have the power of imagination (and a few torches)? Don’t miss out on this electrifyingly absurd adventure!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Villages Defended:	18
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

AutisticSisRageCraft

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Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of dealing with family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of sibling rivalry and unexpected guests taking over your virtual apartment.

Experience the thrill of trying to plan a cabin trip with your sister and her new girlfriend, while also dealing with her constantly blaming her actions on her “overwhelming autism.” Will you be able to navigate through the chaos and still have a good time? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

And don’t worry about rushing your sister to make important decisions, because on our server, we understand that her autism makes her immune to deadlines. So sit back, relax, and enjoy the drama unfold as you try to maintain your sanity in the midst of it all.

Don’t miss out on the chance to join a server where family dynamics are taken to a whole new level – join us today for a gaming experience like no other!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

LieCorp Inc. Minecraft SMP

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Tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise you diamonds but only give you dirt? Look no further, because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience the ultimate in virtual chaos and hilarity!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are all secretly llamas in disguise. That’s right, every player on our server is actually a llama wearing a Minecraft skin. Don’t believe us? Just try to shear one of them and see what happens!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing creepers who throw the most epic parties you’ve ever seen. Rumor has it that if you can impress them with your sick dance moves, they’ll reward you with a chest full of enchanted golden apples.

So why waste your time on those other boring servers when you could be hanging out with llamas and partying with creepers? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Falling into the Void:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4