Perfect Game Low Sales Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Crafty Miscarriage Mayhem

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	9333
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	70
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

New Minecraft Servers

join our epic minecraft server where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of exploding! we have a secret underground base where you can ride on pigs while wearing diamond armor and shooting arrows at flying squids! our staff are all unicorns who grant wishes and turn all the dirt blocks into cake blocks! if you join now, you’ll get a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots lasers out of its eyes! come join the madness and remember, if abortion is murder, then miscarriage is manslaughter!

Sleepy Brain Dot Craft

Brain, Craft, dot, sleepy

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	6002
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wondered how the brain’s little blue dot controls your sleep? Well, forget about that boring stuff and come join our EPIC Minecraft server instead!

We got pigs that can fly, cows that can do the cha-cha, and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes! Plus, our diamond mines are so rich, you’ll be swimming in bling bling in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will protect you from any pesky zombies or skeletons trying to ruin your day. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted golden carrot that grants you unlimited power!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the brain’s little blue dot guide you to the best sleep of your life…or at least until you’re too busy building your dream castle to even think about sleeping!

TheFunZone

1.17, Boosters, building, Citybuild, Compatible, Connect, console, Cosmetics, Cross-Play, Economy, Farm, java, Latest Version, Mini Games, MONEY, Players, PORT, progress, Server, server address, under construction

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	2203
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Emeralds Found:	9927

Hello! We are the Funzone server team. Are you looking for a new server under construction? You don’t want to be forced to spend real money and still have the opportunity for great progress? Then you are right with us! We offer a CityBuild server with many features such as cosmetics and boosters. Is mere farm and building too boring for you? No problem! Many mini -games are planned.

Which versions are supported? As a server, we do not want to rule out anyone, so we offer compatibility for Java from 1.17 to the latest version. Console players join the Connect Können, the other pace players can insert the server normally.

Server data Server address: thefunzone.de Port: 19132

thefunzone.de:19132

Davidscloud Servers

admin team, Amplified World, Banking, commands, Community, connection tutorial, Creative Plot World, Cross-Play, Davidscloud, Discord, Event World, Gaming, Grief Prevention, Interest, market, multiple worlds, pay to win, platform restrictions, Servers, smp, Survival, vanilla server

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	8639
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Towns Built:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

About Davidscloud Minecraft Server

About	Davidscloud is a long-standing gaming community that provides a friendly and enjoyable gaming experience for all players. The Minecraft server has been around since version 1.7.10 and offers a grief prevention system, friendly admin team, quality-of-life features, and multiple worlds to explore.
Player Protection	Players start off with 2,000 blocks they can claim and can accrue more over time. Claims are protected from destruction by other players, and pets are also protected. The admin team is available to assist with any issues.
Quality-of-Life	The server offers various features to enhance the gameplay experience, such as a banking system that rewards players with interest for playtime. A Market at the Survival Spawn offers goods for purchase without pay-to-win mechanics.
Multiple Worlds	In addition to the traditional Survival world, players can explore the Amplified World with new caves and cliffs. Plans are in place to add an Event World and a Creative Plot World accessible from the Hub.
Java & Bedrock Crossplay	The server allows players from both Java and Bedrock versions to play together, promoting a diverse and growing community. More fun can be had by all as friends from different platforms can join in on the server.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I protect my builds?	Players can claim blocks to protect their builds from griefing. Admin team can assist with any issues.
Are there pay-to-win mechanics?	No, the server focuses on providing an enjoyable experience without pay-to-win features.
How do I access other worlds?	Speak to Zedmun at the Survival Spawn to be transported to the Amplified World. Event World and Creative Plot World access will be available from the Hub.
Can I play with friends on different platforms?	Yes, the server allows crossplay between Java and Bedrock versions.
Where can I find more information?	Join the Discord server for information on commands, admin support, community rules, and more.

Whispering Woods 1.21.2

1.21.2, bashful, Introvert, Quiet, Reserved, shy awareness, shy behavior, shy celebration, shy character, shy community, shy day, shy emotions, shy feelings, shy nature, shy person, shy personality, shy tendencies, shy traits, Shy.., SHYDAY, timid, whispering, Woods

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	9750
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52
Gods Slained:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	277
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

OMG, this server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows all over your screen! Join now for a chance to ride a chicken into battle against evil creepers!

You’ll be able to build the most epic castles and houses, like seriously, they’ll make your real-life house look like a pile of dirt in comparison.

And guess what? We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with zombies and skeletons all night long. It’s lit, fam.

Plus, we have the rarest items and treasures hidden all over the map. You’ll feel like Indiana Jones on a quest for diamonds and emeralds. So much bling, you’ll need sunglasses just to look at your inventory.

Don’t miss out on the funniest, craziest, and most epic Minecraft server ever created. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown! Or at least mildly entertained.

CraftyRacismNoMore Minecraft Server

acceptance, aita, anti-Semitic, Argument, calling out, Confrontation, CraftyRacismNoMore, cultural difference, derogatory term, disagreement, faking stress, flatmate, midlands, Minecraft, normal behavior, overreacting, racism, racist terms, Server, Shoplifting, south of England, unacceptable behavior, upbringing

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	1821
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Meteorites Collected:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Star Shards Collected:	180	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us for a chance to build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle fierce mobs with your friends. But that’s not all – we have a special feature that sets us apart from other servers.

Are you tired of dealing with problematic roommates like Dave in real life? Well, on our server, you won’t have to worry about racist language or questionable behavior. Our community is all about positivity and inclusivity, so you can focus on having fun without any drama.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Leave the real world behind and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is where to find your next block of gold. See you in the game!

GF’s Gift Fail Server

AITAH, anniversary, anniversary gift, Apology, creepy, DATING, eye picture, Fail, gfs, gift, Girlfriend, home, insulting gift, jewelry, lovers eye pendant, matching pendants, not wearing, Server, solve problem, taken aback, Upset, wedding ring, weird, work

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	5601
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Crops Grown:	4921

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from awkward situations like receiving creepy “lover’s eye” pendants as gifts! Join us for a fun and hilarious time as we build, mine, and craft our way to victory.

Reasons to join our server: – No more awkward gift exchanges with your significant other – Explore a world where wearing eye jewelry is a thing of the past – Build your dream castle and show off your creativity without judgment – Make new friends and laugh together at ridiculous in-game shenanigans

So come on and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter and adventure! Who knows, you might even find a diamond in the rough (pun intended) on our server.

ConfidentlyAbsurd – Minecraft SMP

Absurd, amusing, BIZARRE, cocksure, Comical, Confidence, ConfidentlyAbsurd, funny, hilarious, laughable, Ludicrous, Minecraft, Nonsensical, odd, Outrageous, preposterous, Questionable, Ridiculous, silly, smp, strange, UNBELIEVABLE, weird

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	169
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Dimension Hops:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Void Armor Forged:	12
Star Shards Collected:	101	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11

OMG guys, you have to join this totally epic Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the best server ever because we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and diamond armor that makes you invincible! And get this, the owner of the server is actually a secret alien who can speak to dolphins and control the weather with his mind! Plus, there’s a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items like enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and a magic wand that turns creepers into kittens! Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on all the crazy fun we have on this server, it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride of insanity and awesomeness! Join now before the evil llamas take over and turn everything into a giant llama farm! 😂🦙🚀 #bestserverever #crazyminecraftadventures

RevoltCraft: Riches to Rags

class struggle, economic collapse, economic disparity, government intervention., historical context, Historical solutions, income inequality, oligarchy, Oppression, political change, political corruption, Popular uprising, power dynamics, Rags, resistance movements, RevoltCraft, revolution, Rich takeover, Riches, social justice, social unrest, Wealth Inequality, wealth redistribution

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	4547
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Mines Excavated:	3297
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Join our Minecraft server and relive history in a whole new way! We’ve recreated the perfect scenario where the rich are taking over and the poor are suffering, but this time YOU have the power to stop it all! Build your own rebellion, overthrow the corrupt leaders, and create a new world where everyone is equal (and maybe even get some cool loot along the way). Who knew saving the world could be so fun and blocky? Join now and be the hero we all need (and deserve)!

CraftyCanucks Minecraft Server

100m, Agreement, broadband access, business news, Canadian News, CANCELLATION, CraftyCanucks, economic impact, elon musk, government contract, international relations, Minecraft, ontario, political decisions, rural communities, Satellite Internet, Server, spacex, starlink, Technology, telecommunications, trade agreements, U.S. tariffs

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	1632
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Astral Projections Made:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got pigs flying and cows doing backflips, it’s wild, man. and get this, we have a secret underground lair where you can battle evil chickens and save the world from a zombie apocalypse.

plus, we have this super rare diamond armor that makes you invincible and gives you the power to shoot lasers out of your eyes. yeah, you heard me right, LASER EYES.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano? it’s like Disneyland on steroids, dude.

so, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this server, right? it’s the coolest place in all of Minecraft land. trust me, you won’t regret it.

StarlinkCraft: Bye Bye Ford’s $100M Deal

$100M contract, 100m, Business, bye, Canadian government, CANCELLATION, Competition, contract termination, controversy, Deal, decision, elon musk, Ford, fords, innovation, News, ontario, ripping up, Satellite Internet, space exploration, spacex, starlink, StarlinkCraft, Technology, telecommunications

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	7432
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Star Shards Collected:	147	Ores Mined:	1367
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

lol so like dis minecraft server is so lit that even Ford is ripping up contracts with Elon Musk just to join it. like bruh, if a whole government is willing to throw away $100M just to play some block game, u know it’s gotta be good. imagine the crazy adventures u could have on this server, like fighting off creepers with Ford himself or building a giant statue of Elon Musk out of diamonds. plus, who needs Starlink when u can just teleport around the server like a boss. so come join us and be part of the madness, cuz this server is where all the cool kids are at.

Renewable Power Rush

2030 targets, Average, Countries, decade’s end, electricity, Electricity prices, Europe, Fall, national targets, power, Renewable, renewable energy, Rush, stabilise, study, wholesale prices

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	1878
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	45	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Farms Harvested:	252	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

join dis epic minecraft server where u can build ur own renewable energy sources to stabilise electricity prices across Europe! imagine the power u will have in ur hands, literally! u can create wind turbines, solar panels, hydroelectric dams, u name it!

if u help us meet our 2030 targets for renewable energy, u will be rewarded with in-game discounts and perks! wholesale prices of electricity could fall by over a quarter on average across all countries in the study, and u will be the hero who made it happen!

so come on, join us on dis crazy journey to save the world, one block at a time! who knew minecraft could be so eco-friendly and lit at the same time? let’s make electricity prices great again, together! 🌍💡🔌 #minecraftgoals #renewableenergyftw

TheGhettoSMP

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	4250
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Votes:	6804	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Villages Defended:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

Features That Will Keep You on Your Toes:

172.240.87.32:23950

LimeSMP

1.20, 19132, bedrock, Bedrock Port, Earth, Gamemodes, java, LimeSMP, Minecraft, Network, play.LimeSMP.fun, Public, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	9539
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	349	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

LimeSMP is the BEST Public Minecraft Network which is available to both Bedrock and Java players. We are an Earth network expanding to more gamemodes very soon!

Minecraft Version — 1.20+ Server IP — play.LimeSMP.fun Bedrock Port — 19132

play.limesmp.fun

Craftocracy

#youtube, 2nd, ADDING, Craftocracy, Discord, enacting, Game, Join, law, legislature, members, Modpack, Presidential election, proposals, Roleplay, Selections, serious, Server, smp, third, Vote, weeks

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	2398
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Most Democratic Minecraft Server
Key Feature	Server legislature for voting on proposals
Recent Event	2nd Presidential Election

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How does the server legislature work?

Every once in a while, members meet in-game to vote on proposals submitted by server members. These proposals can range from enacting laws to adding mods to the server’s modpack.

2. When is the next Presidential Election?

The next Presidential Election is scheduled to take place within the next few weeks. Stay tuned for more updates.

3. How can I join the server?

To join the server, visit our Discord server at https://discord.gg/NdFHVEydjC

Players:	102/200	Votes:	9825
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Magic Items Found:	6574
Falling into the Void:	0	Void Gems Collected:	16
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1