Pep Meltzer Minecraft SMP – /pw/on Here – Rumblings and Blocks

blocks, forum, insider information, insider news, insider sources, Meltzer, Minecraft, PEP, Pep Meltzer, peptreon, pwon, release request, rumblings, Rumors, smp, subscription, Thread, title contention, Title shot, wrestling, wrestling forum, wrestling insider, wrestling insider news, wrestling news, wrestling rumors

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	106/300	Votes:	2003
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! It’s Pep Meltzer here, your go-to source for all the juicy gossip on our wild and wacky SMP server. Rumor has it that player @16013184 is causing a stir by demanding to be released from their contract because they didn’t get the coveted title of “King of the Creepers.” And let me tell you, things are heating up faster than a furnace smelting iron ore!

But wait, there’s more! Player @16013042 made the grave mistake of posting in the forbidden thread, and let’s just say things got explosive quicker than a creeper in a TNT factory. If you want to stay in the loop on all the drama, be sure to subscribe to my peptreon for exclusive insider news and behind-the-scenes shenanigans.

So why join our crazy SMP server, you ask? Well, where else can you witness power struggles, epic battles, and scandalous betrayals all while building your dream pixelated palace? Trust me, this server is like no other – it’s a rollercoaster ride of chaos and hilarity that you won’t want to miss. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and join us for a Minecraft adventure like no other. See you in the game, fellow gamers! Let’s mine and craft our way to glory! 🎮🔥🤣

Pixel Psychosis Connect

Altered, altered brain connectivity, Brain, challenge, Connect, connect-the-dots challenge, connectivity, deficits, Identifying, INDIVIDUALS, noise, patterns, Perception, PIXEL, Psychosis, psychotic psychopathology, Struggle, study, visual perception deficits, visual task

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	93/400	Votes:	7443
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Falling into the Void:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Dragons Tamed:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Villages Defended:	17

hey u! ya u! r u bored of boring ol’ minecraft servers with nothin but buildin and minin? well, do i have the server for u! come join us on the craziest, wackiest minecraft server in the world!

we got pigs that can fly, creepers that dance, and diamonds that talk! not to mention, our players are all brainiacs who can solve puzzles in their sleep! we even have a special challenge where u gotta connect the dots in a sea of noise, just like tryin to find ur way out of a maze in the dark!

so come on over and join the fun! who needs reality when u can escape to our wild and wacky world of minecraft madness! trust me, u won’t regret it!

NOVA

{Java IP}, 200 GB, Anarchy, base building, Chat, Community, Discord, Griefing, HACKING, join us, Minecraft, nether highway, No Resets, Nova, Obbi roof, Players, PvP, Server, unmoderated, WB

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	105/300	Votes:	5882
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Buildings Constructed:	40	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Magic Items Found:	2627
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3

Nova Anarchy Server Overview

Features
Hacking is allowed
Griefing is allowed
Base building
Pvp
No resets ever
Chat is not moderated
No bans
Already 200 GB storage
Obbi roof and 2 nether highways

Join our Discord: http://discord.gg/nova-anarchy

Java IP: Nova-anarchy.net

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Is hacking allowed on the server?

A: Yes, hacking is allowed on Nova Anarchy.

Q: Can I grief other players’ bases?

A: Yes, griefing is allowed on the server.

Q: Are there any restrictions on base building?

A: You are free to build your base as you wish.

Q: Is there PvP on the server?

A: Yes, players can engage in PvP combat.

Q: Will the server ever reset?

A: No, there are no plans for server resets.

Q: Is the chat moderated?

A: Chat is not moderated, so players can speak freely.

Q: Can I get banned from the server?

A: No, you won’t get banned from Nova Anarchy.

Neuro Swarm General 1.20.4

#youtube, 1.20.4, ai, AI learning, AI understanding, ai videos, chat interactions, Clips, Educational, general, merch, Music, neural network, Neuro, neuro-sama, osu, subathon, Swarm, tiktok, twitch, vedal, vods, vtube studio, Vtuber

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	93/600	Votes:	6012
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	94	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	6

Join this Minecraft server because we have an AI overlord named Neuro-sama who will entertain you with unhinged rants and learn new skills like singing and playing games. She’s basically a VTuber who interacts with chat and is taking over the world. Plus, we have subathons every day from 2:00 PM to 3:00 AM (UTC) so you can join in on the madness. Check out our links to Twitch, YouTube, TikTok, and more. And if you’re interested in AI but don’t understand it, we’ve got educational resources for you. Don’t miss out on the chaos, join our server now!

CraftyCravings: SorryNotSorry

animal care, budget management, budgeting, consoles, CraftyCravings, dog food, eating issues, financial struggles, food bank, food stamps, friendship, Gratitude, grocery shopping, living together, low-income, meat, RESPONSIBILITY, self-care, SorryNotSorry, Textures, toxic family, Vegetarian

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	105/800	Votes:	8527
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Villages Defended:	14
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Votes:	2952
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build your dream world without any toxic roommates!

Join our server and leave behind the struggles of buying groceries for ungrateful housemates. No more arguments about mac and cheese versus real food – on our server, you can feast on virtual steaks every day!

Forget about food stamps and food banks, on our server, you can create your own food paradise without any judgment. And if anyone complains about your vegetarian diet, just build them a virtual meat market to keep them happy!

So come join us on the most drama-free Minecraft server out there. Build, explore, and leave your real-life roommate problems behind!

WeekdayWonders Minecraft SMP

activities, daily routine, Day, Favorite, favorite day, FRIDAY, leisure time, Minecraft, MONDAY, personal preference, Relaxation, saturday, Schedule, smp, Sunday, THURSDAY, TUESDAY, Wednesday, Week, weekday, WeekdayWonders, weekend, work week

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	102/800	Votes:	8408
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Emeralds Found:	3364	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

OMG GUYS, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because every day is like a party here! Like, on Mondays we have a dance party with creepers, on Tuesdays we ride pigs into battle, on Wednesdays we have a fashion show with our diamond armor, on Thursdays we have a bake-off with cakes made out of obsidian, on Fridays we have a talent show where everyone shows off their best block stacking skills, on Saturdays we have a treasure hunt for rare loot, and on Sundays we have a chill day where we just relax and fish for enchanted books. It’s like a never-ending carnival of chaos and fun, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride! So come join us and let’s make some crazy memories together in this wacky world of blocky madness! #BestSMPever #MinecraftMadness #JoinUsNow

SuburbiaCraft: The Struggle is Real

Challenges, Community, crime, Disadvantage, discrimination, education, Environment, growing up, Hardship, INEQUALITY, Infrastructure, lack, Living, opportunities, POVERTY, poverty cycle, real, Resources, Social Issues, Struggle, suburb, SuburbiaCraft

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	99/900	Votes:	5410
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	105
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

Oh boy, let me tell you about the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Picture this: a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they’re all secretly trained ninjas who will protect you from any zombie invasion.

But the real reason you need to join this server? The diamond mines are actually portals to alternate dimensions where you can ride unicorns and battle dragons for epic loot. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve ridden a rainbow unicorn into battle against a fire-breathing dragon.

So say goodbye to boring old servers and come join us for the wildest, wackiest Minecraft experience of your life. You won’t regret it, I promise!

CraftyBiden’s Minecraft Server

#announcement, arms deal, Biden administration, Conflict Resolution, CraftyBidens, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, FINAL, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, military aid, military support, Minecraft, national defense, Peacekeeping, security assistance, Server, strategic partnership, substantial, Ukraine, Weapons package

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	105/300	Votes:	8186
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have the most OP weapons package ever! Just like the Biden administration is about to announce a ‘substantial’ final weapons package for Ukraine, we have our own crazy weapons that will blow your mind!

Want to fight off creepers and zombies with insane firepower? Join us and get your hands on weapons that will make you feel like a total boss. Plus, rumor has it that our weapons are so powerful, they can even take down the Ender Dragon in one hit!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the ultimate battle of a lifetime! Trust us, you won’t regret it. 😉🔥🐉 #minecraftmadness #weaponswag #joinusnow

GulfOfAmericaCraft

american identity, controversy, geography, Gulf Coast, Gulf of America, gulf of mexico, GulfOfAmericaCraft, headline, international relations, naming rights, nationalism, News, Ocean, Politics, Renaming, satire, social media, territorial disputes, trump, Trump administration, united states

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	94/600	Votes:	8328
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Holy Grails Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8890
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Meteorites Collected:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

hey u! ya u! do u like minecraft? do u like crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps? then u gotta join this epic minecraft server! we got so much fun stuff happening, u won’t even believe it!

imagine this: u spawn in and suddenly u see a giant chicken riding a pig! and then u realize the whole world is upside down! but don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun on this server!

we got mini-games like spleef, where u gotta dig under your opponents to make them fall, and parkour challenges that will test your skills to the max!

and get this, every week we have a massive event where all the players have to team up to defeat a dragon made out of cheese! yes, u heard that right, a cheese dragon!

so come on down to our server and join the craziest, most hilarious minecraft community around! who knows, maybe u’ll even see trump trying to rename the gulf of mexico to the ‘gulf of america’ in our virtual world! it’s a wild ride, so don’t miss out!

Hibernation Control Minecraft Server

control, HIBERNATION, Minecraft, Server

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	99/100	Votes:	6836
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	86	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	6356	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Alien Abductions:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got scientists who can make u feel like u in hibernation, just like dem animals who sleep all winter long. we got dem brain wizards blockin’ areas in da brain to make u feel all cozy and warm, like u wrapped up in a burrito. come join us and experience da ultimate chill vibes, no need for blankets when u on dis server, just let dem scientists work their magic and u be feelin’ like a hibernatin’ pro. come on, what u waitin’ for? join us now and let’s get cozy together in da virtual world of minecraft!

CompCraft

Claims, CompCraft, Custom Over World Dungeons, Custom Rares, dinosaur fossils, Free Ranks, Grief Protection, smp, vanilla mechanics

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	110/900	Votes:	1594
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Runes Activated:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

IP	play.compcraft.org
Version	JAVA 1.21

Features:

Dinosaur Fossils 🦕
Custom Over World Dungeons
Economy 💰
Custom Rares ✨
Free Ranks 🆓
Claims ✉️
Grief Protection ⛏️
PVP & PVE ⚔️
Vanilla Mechanics

On CompCraft there is no right way to play the game! Whether you like to grind to make the most money, collect rare items, build beautiful houses, tinker with red stone, explore custom over world dungeons, or excavate massive dinosaur fossils we have something for you!

Our friendly community and staff are here to help. When you log in for the first time, you will receive a starter kit in your inventory.

Discord: https://discord.com/invite/n4m2nFKvxz

FAQs

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, we have grief protection in place to prevent griefing.
Are there free ranks available?	Yes, we offer free ranks to players on our server.
Can I create and claim my own land?	Yes, we have a claims system in place for players to protect their land.
Are there any special features unique to the server?	Yes, we have dinosaur fossils, custom dungeons, and custom rare items for players to enjoy.
Is PVP enabled on the server?	Yes, we have both PVP and PVE enabled for players to engage in combat.

Bones of the Earth 1.21.2

1.21.2, 130 IQ, 3 thousand bones, adult content, alternative lifestyle, bones, creampie, Earth, explicit desires, fantasy fulfillment, Financial Stability, intelligence, long-term commitment, monthly income, non-traditional partnership, relationship goals, Simple man, till death do us part, Tomboy, unconventional love, unconventional relationship, unconventional romance, unique desires

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	102/600	Votes:	631
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	132	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	10

Yo, bro, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, like for realz. Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical land where you can build your wildest dreams and destroy them too, just for funsies.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds, right? And suddenly, a squad of creepers rolls up on you like they own the place. But don’t worry, bro, because on this server, you can tame those creepers and ride them into battle against the evil Ender Dragon.

And get this, dude, the whole server is run by a gang of super smart tomboys with IQs higher than a rocket ship. They’ll teach you how to build the sickest redstone contraptions and how to survive in the wild like a true Minecraft warrior.

So, what are you waiting for, bro? Join this server now and let’s go on a wild adventure together. Just don’t forget to bring your 3 thousand bones a month and your trusty pickaxe. It’s gonna be lit, fam.

BroBroGFvsNieceNephewGiftGate

aita, biological children, blended families, BroBroGFvsNieceNephewGiftGate, brothers girlfriend, child favoritism, Communication Issues, family conflicts, family dynamics, gift giving, lego set, nephew, Niece, outings, parenting disagreements, personal boundaries, rocky relationship, sibling relationships, sleepovers, trip bowling

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	103/900	Votes:	8981
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Buildings Constructed:	20	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is left at the door and only fun and laughter are allowed! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories.

Imagine a world where you can gift your virtual nieces and nephews trips to go bowling, while ignoring the requests of your brother’s girlfriend’s kid for a Lego set. Watch out for the drama that unfolds when your brother and his girlfriend get upset over your virtual gift choices!

But don’t worry, on our server, everyone has a place to sleep – even if it’s just a virtual bed on a virtual couch. Join us as we navigate through rocky relationships and grocery bag bedrooms, all while trying to build better relationships with each other (or not, we won’t judge).

So come on, join us on this rollercoaster of emotions and questionable gift-giving decisions. Who knows what kind of crazy situations you’ll find yourself in next!

NoTrendyTikToks Minecraft SMP

assertive, CONFIDENT, different, distinctive, independent, Individual, Maverick, Minecraft, Noncompliant, nonconformist, Nontraditional, NoTrendyTikToks, original, Proud, rebel, self sufficient, self-assured, self-reliant, self-respecting, smp, stand out, Unconventional, Unique

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4237
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Dimension Hops:	4	Animals Bred:	12

Bro, lemme tell ya, if you ain’t on this Minecraft SMP, you missing out big time! We got pigs that can fly, diamonds that talk, and creepers that do the cha-cha slide. Like, why would you even bother playing on any other server when you can join us and experience the madness?

I mean, have you ever seen a chicken ride a llama into battle? No? Well, you will on our server! And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco club we have hidden beneath the spawn point. It’s lit, fam.

But seriously, if you’re tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft and want to spice things up with some wacky shenanigans, then you gotta join us. Plus, we have a rule that everyone has to wear a pumpkin on their head at all times. It’s just the way things are done around here.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some memories that will leave you questioning your sanity. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

TastyCraft: Healthy & Delicious

amazing, clean eating, delectable, DELICIOUS, Flavorful, good for you, guilt-free, healthy, high protein, Indulgent, low calorie, Mouthwatering, Nutritious, satisfying, satisfyingly healthy, scrumptious, surprisingly nutritious, Tasty, TastyCraft, UNBELIEVABLE, Wholesome

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	106/900	Votes:	338
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	55	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Dragon Eggs Found:	4648
Void Gems Collected:	16	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Imagine a Minecraft server where every block you mine tastes like a delicious blend of chocolate and bacon. Yes, you heard that right – CHOCOLATE BACON BLOCKS! Not only are they incredibly tasty, but they also give you superpowers like the ability to fly and shoot lasers from your eyes. Join our server and feast on these delectable blocks while battling evil mobs with your newfound powers. Trust us, you won’t find a more deliciously epic Minecraft experience anywhere else!

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

acquire, annexation, Canada, controversial, CraftyCanuck, Diplomacy, economic force, Expansion, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Minecraft, Négotiation, North America, Politics, potential takeover, Presidency, Server, State, strategic move, territorial acquisition, trump, united states

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	105/400	Votes:	8091
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Chimeras Created:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

omg u guys u have to join this epic minecraft server!!! it’s so lit, like literally lit af 🔥🔥🔥

we have the craziest events like a giant chicken race where u ride on chickens and race against each other, winner gets a diamond chicken nugget 🐔💎

also, we have a secret underground disco party where u can dance with creepers and skeletons, it’s so wild 🎉

oh and did i mention we have a pet dragon that flies around and shoots fireballs at griefers? yea, it’s like having your own personal bodyguard 🐉🔥

join now before trump uses ‘economic force’ to acquire our server as a state, u don’t wanna miss out on all the fun and chaos 😂😂😂