Pentiums Minecraft SMP – Baby

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take the term “survival” to a whole new level. Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and immediately found themselves face to face with a giant chicken riding a pig. Yes, you read that right. The chicken was wearing a top hat and monocle, while the pig was sporting a mustache and bow tie. They challenged the player to a dance-off to determine who would be the ruler of the land. And let me tell you, that player busted out some sick moves and won the dance-off, becoming the new king of the server.

But that’s not all. We also have a secret underground base filled with llamas that can speak five different languages. They’re currently working on a plan to take over the world, but don’t worry, they’re pretty chill llamas. And if you join our server, you can be a part of their llama army.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination. And remember, it’s all about the Pentiums, baby.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Secret Passages Found:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	4520

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

RespawnWishList

Activists, Actors, artists, athletes, Celebrities, famous personalities, Heroes, Historical figures, Icons, influential people, innovators, inspirations, Leaders, Legends, Musicians, politicians, pop culture icons, RespawnWishList, role models, scientists, Who do you wish was still alive, Writers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only thing alive is the occasional creeper? Well, look no further because on our server, we bring back all your favorite historical figures to life! That’s right, imagine building a castle with Julius Caesar or going on a mining adventure with Cleopatra. And don’t even get us started on the epic PvP battles you can have with Abraham Lincoln and Genghis Khan. Join us now and bring history back to life in the most hilarious way possible!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

CraftyMonkey Minecraft Server

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hey u! ya u! are u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well do i have the server for u!

join our server and u will be transported to a land where monkeys rule the world! that’s right, monkeys everywhere! they will help u build and protect u from creepers!

one time, a man tried to rape a 6yo girl on our server, but don’t worry, the monkeys swooped in and saved the day! they threw bananas at him until he ran away crying like a lil baby!

so come join us on this wild adventure, where anything can happen and monkeys are your best friends! trust me, u won’t regret it!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Players Killed by Monsters:	4352
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Buildings Constructed:	25
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

BorderBreachersMC

airborne forces, airborne troops, border security, BorderBreachersMC, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, international relations, Invasion, Military, military intervention, military operation, national defense, penetrate, political tensions, russia, Russian border, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial integrity, Ukraine, UKRAINIAN

Yo, dis server be like Ukrainian airborne forces straight up infiltratin’ the Russian border, but in Minecraft form, ya know? Join dis server if you wanna be part of a crazy adventure where you gotta sneak past enemy lines and build epic bases to protect yo loot. We got explosions, secret missions, and even a hidden treasure guarded by a dragon (not really, but it sounds cool, right?). So come on and join da fun, cuz dis server be lit AF!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3110
New Chunks Explored:	718118	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Monogatari & Monster Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace our inner snake and slither our way to victory! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons!

First of all, our server is run by a group of highly trained snake charmers who have mastered the art of pixelated serpents. They will guide you through the treacherous world of Minecraft with their snake-like wisdom and cunning.

Secondly, our server is home to the legendary Snake Queen, who can summon a legion of deadly cobras to protect you from any pesky creepers or zombies that dare to cross your path. Plus, she gives out free snake hugs to all new players!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground snake lair where you can challenge other players to epic snake battles. Will you emerge victorious and claim the title of Snake Champion? Only time will tell!

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only way to survive is to embrace your inner snake and slither your way to glory! Remember, on our server, we don’t just love snakes – we ARE snakes!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	98
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

””Easy Peasy Minecraft SMP”’

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop shenanigans. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is guarded by a pack of friendly llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to grief? Trust us, you don’t want to mess with those llamas.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere on the server, complete with glowstone dance floors and DJ Skeleton spinning the hottest tracks. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken that lays golden eggs.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. It’s that easy.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

BlockBuddies SMP

aromatherapy, BlockBuddies, coping mechanisms, Deep Breathing, Emotional support, Exercise, Gratitude, healthy habits, journaling, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, music therapy, positive thinking, Relaxation, self compassion, self reflection, self-care, smp, stress relief, taking a walk, talking to a friend

Join our Minecraft SMP where we have a secret underground roller coaster that only works when you’re having a bad day! Just hop on, scream your heart out, and watch all your worries disappear as you zoom through the caves at breakneck speeds. Plus, rumor has it that the roller coaster is haunted by a friendly ghost who will tell you jokes to cheer you up. So come join us and let the laughter and thrills wash away all your troubles!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Dragons Tamed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Secret Passages Found:	5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Blocktopia: Mine Your Own Business

advice, blocktopia, Business, growth mindset., hindsight, learning from mistakes, life advice, life experiences, life guidance, life journey, life lessons, life lessons learned, life reflections, life wisdom, personal development, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self help, self improvement, self reflection, wisdom

Have you ever wished you could turn back time and give your past self some epic advice? Well, on our Minecraft server, we offer a time-traveling feature that allows you to go back and give yourself the best advice ever! Imagine telling your past self to invest in diamond blocks or to build a secret underground base filled with cake. The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made of feathers and commands an army of clucking soldiers. Join our server and you may have the chance to challenge the Chicken King to a dance-off or a chicken jousting tournament. Who knows, you might even become the next heir to the throne!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on a wild adventure filled with time-traveling shenanigans and poultry royalty. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Love Letters Sent:	20
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Animals Bred:	134	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Crafty Celeb Server

Before Sunrise, celeb, Celeb Thread, Celebrities, Conversations, Crafty, cult classic, Edition, ethan hawke, european cinema, film, Hollywood, indie film, Julie Delpy, love story, Movie, relationship, Rodrigo, romance, Server, sunrise, travel, vienna

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because Rodrigo Before Sunrise Edition is here to shake things up! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by Rodrigo, a mysterious figure who only appears before sunrise. Legend has it that he can build entire cities in a single night and his creations are so epic that they make the Eiffel Tower look like a sandcastle.

2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare treasures and enchanted items. But be warned, getting in is no easy task. You must solve a series of riddles and defeat a dragon in a dance-off to gain access.

3. Our community is like no other. We have players from all corners of the world, including aliens from outer space and time travelers from the future. You never know who you might run into while exploring the vast landscapes of our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join Rodrigo Before Sunrise Edition today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

2000 years later and no answer Minecraft SMP

2000 years later, ancient puzzles, Ancient Riddles, Ancient Secrets, answer, historical conundrums, historical enigmas, Historical Mysteries, historical puzzles, historical queries, historical uncertainties, historical unknowns, Minecraft, No Answer, smp, unanswered history, unanswered inquiries, unanswered mysteries, unanswered questions, unresolved history, Years

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the most epic place to be! Picture this: 2000 years have passed since the server was created and no one has been able to solve the mystery of why there are giant chickens roaming the land. Some say they are the guardians of hidden treasure, while others believe they are just really lost turkeys. Join us on this wild adventure as we try to uncover the truth behind these feathered behemoths and maybe even tame one as a trusty steed! So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the chicken-chasing shenanigans begin!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	211	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Towns Built:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

LandlordCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can live out your wildest real estate dreams! Imagine owning multiple houses and renting them out for extra income, just like our lucky player here. But wait, there’s a twist – you might have sneaky roommates who uncover your secret ownership and demand free rent! Will you be able to navigate the tricky real estate laws and crazy roommate drama? Join now for a chance to experience the ultimate house-flipping adventure, complete with mail snooping and epic rent showdowns. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Endless Night Skies:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

WeddingDramaCraft

Best Friend, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consideration, emotions, Fiance, friendship, grudge, internet buddies, long distance friendship, love, loyalty, Marriage, Maturity, online gaming, relationships, Respect, Wedding, WeddingDramaCraft

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like a pot of potion! Join us for a chance to experience the most intense virtual friendships and rivalries that will make your real life drama seem like child’s play.

Looking for a best man for your Minecraft wedding? Look no further, because we have a whole community of players ready to stand by your side, even if your significant other doesn’t approve. Who needs a real-life best friend when you have a loyal online buddy who will help you through all your virtual battles and relationship woes?

Join us on this server where friendships are tested, love triangles are formed, and alliances are broken all in the name of fun and adventure. Who needs a honeymoon in Japan when you can have a virtual honeymoon in the land of blocks and pixels?

So, are you ready to dive into a world where friendships are forged through fire and lava, and where love is as complicated as a redstone contraption? Join us now and let the drama unfold in ways you never thought possible!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Divine Spears Created:	16
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	85
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Blocky Wisdom

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“Join our Minecraft server and live by the words ‘Dig, build, and troll!’ We have a secret underground city where players can only communicate in emojis. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden apples guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers. So if you’re up for a challenge and ready to unleash your inner troll, come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world!”

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6496	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

FloodCraft Minecraft Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where the only floods you’ll see are the tears of our enemies when we wreck them in pvp! we’ve got more action than a kung fu movie marathon and more surprises than a clown car at a birthday party. plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s make some memories that will last longer than a diamond pickaxe!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	79
Dragon Scales Harvested:	381	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	16
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Animals Bred:	50
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

CraftyCommies: New Cold War

aggression, Asia, cold, cold war, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, donald trump, east asia, foreign policy, international relations, Kim Jong-un, military alliances, North Korea, nuclear weapons, peace talks, Politics, Propaganda, sanctions, SECURITY, Tension, US, War

join our epic minecraft server where we blame US for starting new cold war in asia with military alliances. build your own nuclear weapons and launch them at your enemies! team up with kim jong un and take over the world! who needs peace when you can have explosions and chaos?! come join the madness now!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Enival: Where vanilla is semi, like java in a trust-based world with QoL mods!

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Server Name	Enival
Server Type	Semi-vanilla Minecraft survival
Mods	Proximity chat, QoL mods
Community	Small, chill, and friendly
Whitelist	Required to join
Rules	Minimal rules for maximum fun

FAQs

What is Enival?

Enival is a fresh semi-vanilla Minecraft survival server with a few mods for smoother gameplay and a fun, friendly community.

What mods are available on Enival?

Enival has proximity chat and quality of life mods to enhance the player experience.

How can I join Enival?

To join Enival, you must apply for whitelist access on their Discord server.

Are there many rules on Enival?

Enival has minimal rules to allow players to have maximum fun while playing.

Is there a world map available for Enival?

Yes, you can check out the world map at http://45.81.254.14:6969.

Where can I apply to join Enival?

You can apply to join Enival on their Discord server at https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.