Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take the term “survival” to a whole new level. Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and immediately found themselves face to face with a giant chicken riding a pig. Yes, you read that right. The chicken was wearing a top hat and monocle, while the pig was sporting a mustache and bow tie. They challenged the player to a dance-off to determine who would be the ruler of the land. And let me tell you, that player busted out some sick moves and won the dance-off, becoming the new king of the server.

But that’s not all. We also have a secret underground base filled with llamas that can speak five different languages. They’re currently working on a plan to take over the world, but don’t worry, they’re pretty chill llamas. And if you join our server, you can be a part of their llama army.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination. And remember, it’s all about the Pentiums, baby.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players: 104/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected: 9 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2
Glorious Feasts Held: 6 Crystal Caves Mapped: 3
Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Immortal Potions Brewed: 14
Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Herobrine Sightings: 0

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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