Pentiums Minecraft SMP – Baby

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take the term “survival” to a whole new level. Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and immediately found themselves face to face with a giant chicken riding a pig. Yes, you read that right. The chicken was wearing a top hat and monocle, while the pig was sporting a mustache and bow tie. They challenged the player to a dance-off to determine who would be the ruler of the land. And let me tell you, that player busted out some sick moves and won the dance-off, becoming the new king of the server.

But that’s not all. We also have a secret underground base filled with llamas that can speak five different languages. They’re currently working on a plan to take over the world, but don’t worry, they’re pretty chill llamas. And if you join our server, you can be a part of their llama army.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination. And remember, it’s all about the Pentiums, baby.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

WestLeaf: Where you can finally make a living selling virtual dirt and cobblestone!

3×3 Hammers, abandoned structures, Biomes, chest selling, Cobblestone, Custom Items, Custom Storage, Custom terrain, custom textures, Dirt, excavators, Finally, Hopper Automation Expansion, Jobs, levelled mobs, Living, Modded, new ores, Ores & Tools, quarries, Random teleport, Sell ANY Item, SELLING, skill levels, Vanilla, Vein Mining, virtual, Vote Rewards, WestLeaf

WestLeaf Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Custom Tools
Custom Terrain Generation	Unique terrain generation for a modded experience
Jobs & Skill Levels	Engage in jobs and level up your skills
Claims	Claim land and build your own empire
Voting Rewards	Earn rewards by voting for the server

Connect to the server at play.westleaf.net and join our Discord at discord.gg/Ze9THErzuj

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What is WestLeaf Economy?

A: WestLeaf Economy is a Minecraft server focused on providing a modded economy experience within a vanilla environment. Players can engage in various activities such as trading, mining, and more.

Q: Are there custom items and ores on the server?

A: Yes, the server offers custom items, ores, and tools to enhance gameplay.

Q: Is the server EULA friendly?

A: Yes, the server is EULA friendly and does not feature pay-to-win elements.

Q: How many slots are available on the server?

A: The server is limited to 25 slots to prioritize a strong community focus.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8
Love Letters Sent:	13	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Blocky Breakup Minecraft Server

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Tired of guys who ghost you after they get what they want? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server will never leave you hanging like that! Our virtual world is filled with loyal and supportive players who will always have your back, even after they’ve mined their diamonds. Join us for a community that values commitment and teamwork, because in our world, no one gets left behind – especially not after they’ve had their fun 😉. So come on over and build something special with us, because unlike those guys, our server will never ghost you!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension Hops:	13	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
New Chunks Explored:	946758	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

The Lost Samurai – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a talking llama who offers you a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato hidden deep within the Nether. But beware, the potato is guarded by a horde of zombie pigmen wearing top hats and monocles.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players and take control of the server. Will you join forces with the villagers or fight against them to protect your precious diamond pickaxe?

And if all that wasn’t enough to convince you to join, we also have regular events like llama races, chicken jousting tournaments, and a monthly dance party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon herself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable gaming experience of your life! Just remember, don’t feed the creepers after midnight.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

KiltedDadGraveyard

10. family tartan, 11. cultural heritage, 12. sibling disputes, 13. funeral arrangements, 14. honoring dad, 15. respecting wishes, 16. French-Canadian ancestry, 17. Catholic cemetery, 18. burial traditions, 19. sentimental value, 2. burying dad, 20. family dynamics, 3. kilt, 4. family heirloom, 5. JC Penny suit, 6. expensive burial, 7. family traditions, 8. special occasion attire, 9. Scottish descent, aita, KiltedDadGraveyard

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone says no to burying their dad in a kilt? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace the kilt-wearing spirit! Join us for outrageous adventures where we honor family heirlooms, defy expensive suit traditions, and fulfill dad’s dream of being fed to the sharks (sorry, dad, the Catholic cemetery won’t allow it). Plus, with our Scottish descent and family tartan, you’ll feel right at home in your virtual kilt. So why wait? Join our server now and let’s make dad proud in the most lolzy way possible!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	7129
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

RespawnWishList

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only thing alive is the occasional creeper? Well, look no further because on our server, we bring back all your favorite historical figures to life! That’s right, imagine building a castle with Julius Caesar or going on a mining adventure with Cleopatra. And don’t even get us started on the epic PvP battles you can have with Abraham Lincoln and Genghis Khan. Join us now and bring history back to life in the most hilarious way possible!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Falling into the Void:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	20

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

CraftyMonkey Minecraft Server

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hey u! ya u! are u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well do i have the server for u!

join our server and u will be transported to a land where monkeys rule the world! that’s right, monkeys everywhere! they will help u build and protect u from creepers!

one time, a man tried to rape a 6yo girl on our server, but don’t worry, the monkeys swooped in and saved the day! they threw bananas at him until he ran away crying like a lil baby!

so come join us on this wild adventure, where anything can happen and monkeys are your best friends! trust me, u won’t regret it!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Void Armor Forged:	22
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

BorderBreachersMC

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Yo, dis server be like Ukrainian airborne forces straight up infiltratin’ the Russian border, but in Minecraft form, ya know? Join dis server if you wanna be part of a crazy adventure where you gotta sneak past enemy lines and build epic bases to protect yo loot. We got explosions, secret missions, and even a hidden treasure guarded by a dragon (not really, but it sounds cool, right?). So come on and join da fun, cuz dis server be lit AF!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Dimension Hops:	0
Runes Activated:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Villages Defended:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Monogatari & Monster Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace our inner snake and slither our way to victory! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons!

First of all, our server is run by a group of highly trained snake charmers who have mastered the art of pixelated serpents. They will guide you through the treacherous world of Minecraft with their snake-like wisdom and cunning.

Secondly, our server is home to the legendary Snake Queen, who can summon a legion of deadly cobras to protect you from any pesky creepers or zombies that dare to cross your path. Plus, she gives out free snake hugs to all new players!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground snake lair where you can challenge other players to epic snake battles. Will you emerge victorious and claim the title of Snake Champion? Only time will tell!

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only way to survive is to embrace your inner snake and slither your way to glory! Remember, on our server, we don’t just love snakes – we ARE snakes!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57
Animals Bred:	84	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

””Easy Peasy Minecraft SMP”’

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop shenanigans. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is guarded by a pack of friendly llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to grief? Trust us, you don’t want to mess with those llamas.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere on the server, complete with glowstone dance floors and DJ Skeleton spinning the hottest tracks. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken that lays golden eggs.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. It’s that easy.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Crops Grown:	3587
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Emeralds Found:	419
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

BlockBuddies SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP where we have a secret underground roller coaster that only works when you’re having a bad day! Just hop on, scream your heart out, and watch all your worries disappear as you zoom through the caves at breakneck speeds. Plus, rumor has it that the roller coaster is haunted by a friendly ghost who will tell you jokes to cheer you up. So come join us and let the laughter and thrills wash away all your troubles!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Blocktopia: Mine Your Own Business

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Have you ever wished you could turn back time and give your past self some epic advice? Well, on our Minecraft server, we offer a time-traveling feature that allows you to go back and give yourself the best advice ever! Imagine telling your past self to invest in diamond blocks or to build a secret underground base filled with cake. The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made of feathers and commands an army of clucking soldiers. Join our server and you may have the chance to challenge the Chicken King to a dance-off or a chicken jousting tournament. Who knows, you might even become the next heir to the throne!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on a wild adventure filled with time-traveling shenanigans and poultry royalty. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Dimension Hops:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Animals Bred:	51	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Mines Excavated:	1584	Mythical Relics Collected:	15

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Crafty Celeb Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because Rodrigo Before Sunrise Edition is here to shake things up! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by Rodrigo, a mysterious figure who only appears before sunrise. Legend has it that he can build entire cities in a single night and his creations are so epic that they make the Eiffel Tower look like a sandcastle.

2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare treasures and enchanted items. But be warned, getting in is no easy task. You must solve a series of riddles and defeat a dragon in a dance-off to gain access.

3. Our community is like no other. We have players from all corners of the world, including aliens from outer space and time travelers from the future. You never know who you might run into while exploring the vast landscapes of our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join Rodrigo Before Sunrise Edition today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Runes Activated:	7

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

2000 years later and no answer Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the most epic place to be! Picture this: 2000 years have passed since the server was created and no one has been able to solve the mystery of why there are giant chickens roaming the land. Some say they are the guardians of hidden treasure, while others believe they are just really lost turkeys. Join us on this wild adventure as we try to uncover the truth behind these feathered behemoths and maybe even tame one as a trusty steed! So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the chicken-chasing shenanigans begin!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Animals Bred:	178
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	61	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Emeralds Found:	2765	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

LandlordCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can live out your wildest real estate dreams! Imagine owning multiple houses and renting them out for extra income, just like our lucky player here. But wait, there’s a twist – you might have sneaky roommates who uncover your secret ownership and demand free rent! Will you be able to navigate the tricky real estate laws and crazy roommate drama? Join now for a chance to experience the ultimate house-flipping adventure, complete with mail snooping and epic rent showdowns. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	57
Enchantments Applied:	252	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

WeddingDramaCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like a pot of potion! Join us for a chance to experience the most intense virtual friendships and rivalries that will make your real life drama seem like child’s play.

Looking for a best man for your Minecraft wedding? Look no further, because we have a whole community of players ready to stand by your side, even if your significant other doesn’t approve. Who needs a real-life best friend when you have a loyal online buddy who will help you through all your virtual battles and relationship woes?

Join us on this server where friendships are tested, love triangles are formed, and alliances are broken all in the name of fun and adventure. Who needs a honeymoon in Japan when you can have a virtual honeymoon in the land of blocks and pixels?

So, are you ready to dive into a world where friendships are forged through fire and lava, and where love is as complicated as a redstone contraption? Join us now and let the drama unfold in ways you never thought possible!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Endless Night Skies:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!