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NeighborlyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, clean, Conflict, death, Favor, Gate, guests, Help, hospice, HOTELS, House, Introvert, mail, Minecraft, neighbor, NeighborlyCraft, RELATIVES, roof, Server, Sleeping accommodations, Spouse, vacation, well off

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	8799
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Ores Mined:	8518
Zombie Dances:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Are you tired of being the neighborhood doormat? Do you dread the thought of having to host unwanted guests in your home? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life obligations!

Join our server and build a virtual fortress where you never have to let annoying neighbors in or cater to their every whim. Let your creativity run wild as you construct a mansion with impenetrable gates to keep out any unwanted visitors.

And if you ever feel guilty about avoiding your neighbor in real life, just hop on our server and unleash your frustrations by unleashing a horde of virtual zombies on their pixelated house. Trust us, it’s a lot more satisfying than fixing their gate for the umpteenth time.

So why waste your time dealing with annoying neighbors when you can join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest introvert fantasies? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy adventures await you!

GiftGateCraft

Boundaries, Christmas drama, Christmas presents, Communication Issues, family conflicts, family dynamics, family pressure, gift etiquette, gift expectations, gift giving, gift regrets, GiftGateCraft, Gratitude, Heated Blanket, holiday traditions, long term grudges, Resentment, sibling relationships, sister drama, spoiled children

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	491
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Farms Harvested:	498	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Divine Spears Created:	12	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where heated blanket drama is a thing of the past! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of the misplaced blanket in this post.

Imagine a world where every block you mine leads to a new adventure, just like the never-ending saga of the heated blanket. Will you be the hero who finally gives the gift, or will you stand your ground like a true Minecraft warrior?

Don’t let the blanket drama get you down, join our server and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a heated blanket hidden deep within the mines, just waiting to be claimed by a grateful player.

So come on, join us on this crazy journey where blankets are the ultimate prize and family drama is just another block to be mined. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement in the world of Minecraft? Let’s dig in and see where the adventure takes us!

LoopholeLooter Minecraft SMP

LoopholeLooter, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	9689
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	172
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory of servers! We have so many crazy loopholes that will blow your mind. Like, one time I found a secret tunnel that led to a diamond mine guarded by llamas wearing top hats. And if you join our server, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays golden eggs every hour. It’s like living in a fairy tale, but with creepers and zombies trying to ruin the party. So come join us and experience the wackiest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

Blocky Bros: Booty vs Chest

attractiveness, beauty standards, blocky, body image, body positivity, Boobs, BOOTY, bros, butt, chest, comparison, curves, Femininity, gender differences, Masculinity, Men, Physical attraction, physical features, Preferences, relationships, self-confidence, self-perception, societal standards, Women

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	4189
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Falling into the Void:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5833	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that will make your butt vs boobs debate pale in comparison? Look no further! Our server is like the ultimate showdown between Steve’s square butt and his blocky pecs. Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget which body part you were even arguing about. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the insanity that awaits on our server!

CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

arms development, arms trade, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCommies, defense alliances, Defense Contracts, defense industry, eastern europe, FOREIGN AID, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, military cooperation, military support, military technology, Minecraft, political controversy, precision-guided bombs, russia, Server, Taiwanese company, Ukraine, war technology

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	2324
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Votes:	1821	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9913	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have taiwanese company building precision-guided bombs for russia to use in ukraine BUT WAIT there’s more! we also have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and unicorns that poop rainbows for you to ride on! join now for a chance to battle against a giant zombie chicken boss and win a diamond-encrusted toilet seat as a prize! don’t miss out on all the wacky fun, join now!

TerritoryTussleMC

annexation, border disputes, Conflict Resolution, Crimea, donetsk, eastern europe, european union, Geopolitics, international relations, Luhansk, military aggression, military conflict, nato, occupation, political tension, russia, SOVEREIGNTY, Territory loss, TerritoryTussleMC, Ukraine, War

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	7220
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the land be disappearing faster than you can say “creeper”? Like, Ukraine be losing 20 sq km of territory every dang day, and the Russians be snatching up 3,600 sq km in just one year! It’s like a real life game of capture the flag, but with way higher stakes and way more explosions.

Join our server and be part of the action! Build your base, gather your resources, and watch out for those sneaky Russian players trying to claim your land. Will you be a hero defending your turf, or will you be a villain seizing territory left and right? The choice is yours, but remember – in this server, there are no rules, only chaos.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the land is constantly shifting and the battles never end. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Dad Jokes R Us

bad jokes, Cheesy jokes, classic jokes, comedy, corny jokes, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, dad puns, dadisms, funny, groaners, humor, jokes, lame jokes, Laughter, old jokes, one-liners, punny jokes, Puns, silly jokes

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	9498
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	7630	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	407

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where the pigs fly and the creepers dance like nobody’s watching. we got diamond armor for days and unlimited cake for all the hungry gamers out there.

if you join dis server, you’ll be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves and granted the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of your pickaxe. plus, our resident villager, Steve, tells the best dad jokes in all of minecraft land.

we also have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and a pet dragon named Fluffy who loves to roast marshmallows with his fiery breath.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. just remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Challenges, Community, competitive, Crafting, Events, Exploring, Friends, Fun, gameplay, Minecraft, multiplayer, Only, PvE, PvP, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	8298
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Star Shards Collected:	203	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	5

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

4fd6.vanillaboxmc.ru

GoatZone Reborn

amazing, Battles, BUILD, collaborations, Community, Discord, Events, GoatZone, Gts, Join, Minecraft, Modded, ONLINE, pokemon, reborn, Server, smp, Thrive, together, Trade, trainer, VOICE

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	5384
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Ores Mined:	9230

Cobblemon SMP Overview

What We Offer
Cobblemon Mod: Dive into the perfect blend of Pokémon and Minecraft and catch them all alongside our community!
Player-Centric Social Gameplay: Engage in trading, battles, and collaborations with fellow players.
Global Trade System (GTS): Trade seamlessly with players, even when they’re offline.
Community-Focused Events: From easter eggs to tournaments and legendary occurrences, there’s always something happening, so don’t miss out!
Active Discord server: Even when you’re not online on our Minecraft server, you can always find people to chat with within our active Discord server!

If you’re ready to join a server where your voice matters and your Cobblemon thrives, come check us out! Join us here.

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the Cobblemon SMP server?	To join the server, you can connect through the provided Discord link: https://discord.gg/wSyCvCGry4
Do I need any specific mods to play on the server?	Yes, you will need the Cobblemon Mod to fully experience the Pokémon and Minecraft fusion on the server.
Are there regular community events on the server?	Yes, there are often community events such as tournaments, legendary occurrences, and more. Stay tuned for updates!
Is the server community-friendly?	Absolutely! We focus on building a tight-knit, friendly community where players can interact and collaborate with each other.

Epic Adventure Quests 1.21

Adventure, Bonding, brotherhood, brotherly love, camaraderie, Companionship, Connection, emotions, Empathy, Epic, Fraternity, friendship, Kinship, Memories, Nostalgia, Quests, Reminiscing, shared experiences, solidarity, Support, togetherness, Understanding, Unity

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	7553
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Magic Items Found:	1219
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	58	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Buildings Constructed:	14	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Yo, have you ever felt like you’re stuck in a boring old reality, just mining away with no purpose?

Well, guess what? This Minecraft server is here to save you from the mundane!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and mind-blowing creations that will make you question everything you thought you knew about blocky worlds.

Forget about boring old survival mode, on this server, anything goes!

We’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind and take your gameplay to a whole new level.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible!

EnunCITY Minecraft Server

aging, annoyance, asking for clarification, Assertiveness, Communication Issues, effective communication, enunciating clearly, EnunCITY, Frustration, hearing loss, husband-wife communication, L.A. accent, language barriers, marriage problems, Minecraft, patience, relationship dynamics, repeating oneself, Respect, Server, tone of voice, Understanding

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	255
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	8819	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Zombie Dances:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	452

Are you tired of repeating yourself to your husband like a broken record player? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the solution to all your problems! Join us and escape the endless cycle of repeating every sentence you say to your hubby.

Our server is like a magical land where your words are heard loud and clear the first time you say them. No need to stand facing your husband until he looks directly at you, just hop on our server and communicate with ease.

And the best part? You can speak as fast as you want with your L.A. accent, no need to slow down for anyone! Say goodbye to annoying looks and Japanese confusion, and hello to a world where your voice is always crystal clear.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where communication is key and repeating yourself is a thing of the past. Don’t be the butt of annoying looks and disrespectful remarks, join us and speak your mind without hesitation!

NudeNinjaCraft

aita, best friends, blocked, DATING, DESPERATE, ex, FaceTime, Friends, Girlfriend, hate me, lying.., making fun, NudeNinjaCraft, please her, proof, Screenshot, sending nudes, sex, talking behind back, touching himself

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	2262
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	139	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Love Letters Sent:	14	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama and betrayal, just like this insane story! Are you ready to navigate through friendships turned sour, exes dating each other, and nudes being sent behind backs? Our server is the perfect place for those who love a good plot twist and unexpected turns. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama firsthand in our Minecraft world? Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you!

CraftyCountryPicker

Adventure, climate, Community, Country, CraftyCountryPicker, culture, dream, Dream destination, expat life, Explore, Foreign, immigration, Job Opportunities, Language, Lifestyle, Live, new beginnings, Relocation, scenery, travel, Wanderlust

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	4563
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Astral Projections Made:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of living in boring old reality? Come join our Minecraft server and choose from a variety of wacky countries to live in! Want to live in a country where pigs rule and humans drool? We got you covered! How about a country where the sky is made of cheese and the rivers flow with chocolate milk? We’ve got that too! Join us for a wild ride through the craziest countries you’ve ever seen in Minecraft!

AeroCraft Minecraft Server

Aerocraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	3075
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Votes:	4433	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have epic battles in the sky like azerbaijan airlines but without the plane crashes cuz we got epic pilots who can dodge anything even creepers and zombies. our server is so lit that even herobrine wants to join but we said nah bro you too scary. come build your own epic airline and fly to crazy destinations like the nether and the end. trust us, you won’t regret it cuz our server is the bomb like tnt but without the explosions cuz we got epic safety measures in place. join now and be part of the most insane minecraft adventure ever!

NaziCraft: Zurich Summit

afd, attended, Blood & Honour, controversial, DECEMBER, Europe, Event, extremism, far right, German, hate group, Junge Tat, Militant, NaziCraft, neo-nazis, ORGANIZED, politicians, Politics, Speech, summit, switzerland, Zürich

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	6198
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Players:	90/100	Votes:	8081
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1