PennyWise SMP: Worth Every Block | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyCanuckTariffs

Canada, CraftyCanuckTariffs, current events, Diplomacy, Economy, foreign policy, global trade, Government, international relations, negotiations, News, North America, Politics, response, Speech, Statement, Trade, trade war, Transcript, trudeau, U.S. tariffs

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	4278
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Enchantments Applied:	132
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Orbs of Power Found:	10

so like, u know that server where u can like, build stuff and mine stuff and like, do all kinds of crazy stuff? well, this server is like that but like, on steroids, bro.

u wanna know why u should join this server? well, let me tell u a story. one time, this player built a giant chicken out of diamonds and rode it into battle against a horde of creepers. and guess what? he won. because on this server, anything is possible.

also, did i mention that there are flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes? yeah, that’s a thing on this server. so if u wanna experience the most epic and insane Minecraft adventures of your life, then u gotta join this server, bro. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Rebel Quest 1.21.4

1.21.4, age, Bait, Bravery, burning evidence, cause, documentary, group, History, joints, nails detached, Overthrow, Qing empire, Quest, rebel, Rebellion, revolutionaries, sacrifice, sacrifice for a cause, screws, SUICIDE, torture, WILLINGNESS

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	2536
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	6910	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Join our Minecraft server and be part of a revolution like no other! We’re talking about sacrificing virtual blocks for the greater good, burning down enemy bases, and acting as bait to lure unsuspecting players. Who needs to detach nails and run screws through joints when you can just respawn in our server? Come on, be a revolutionary in the world of pixels and blocks!

BlockPartyDrama

50s, aita, Bed.., BlockPartyDrama, bothered, CAB, Concert, Dance, dirty look, Drunk, Fun, hitting on, hurt feelings, Lame, Marriage, MARRIED, OFFENDED, over-reacting, random man, self esteem, self-righteous, tipsy, wedding ring, Wife

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	4565
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Rune Stones Activated:	10	New Chunks Explored:	862872
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like this and immerse yourself in a world of blocky adventures! Join us for outrageous fun and crazy antics that will make you forget all about tipsy concert shenanigans.

On our server, you can build your own virtual world and never have to worry about your spouse dancing with random strangers. Our community is full of friendly players who will always have your back, even if you’re feeling a little insecure about virtual dancing partners.

So come join us and leave all your real-life worries behind. Who needs a tipsy spouse when you can have a creeper blowing up your house instead? Let’s make some memories that don’t involve questionable dance moves and missing wedding rings. See you in the game!

TariffCraft – Build Walls, Not Bridges!

Benefits, Bridges, BUILD, debate, economic policy, Economy, global trade, international relations, Opinions, Politics, protectionism, reasons, TariffCraft, Tariffs, tariffs advantages, tariffs benefits, tariffs consequences, tariffs disadvantages, tariffs effects, tariffs impact, Trade, trade war, united states, walls

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	526
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Emeralds Found:	5901
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant tariffs that have invaded our virtual world. Fight alongside your fellow players to defend our economy and trade routes from these pesky tariffs. Who knew economics could be so fun in Minecraft? Join now and show those tariffs who’s boss!

BlockyThirstyCraft – Stay hydrated in the virtual world!

BlockyThirstyCraft, climate action, climate adaptation, climate change, climate crisis, climate research, environmental impact, global warming, global water shortages, Hydrated, scarcity, stay, study, Sustainable development, temperatures rise, virtual, warming, water availability, water conservation, water gaps, water management, water resources, water scarcity, Water Security, world

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	5094
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and BOOM, you’re in this crazy world where water is super scarce because of global warming. like, you gotta fight for every drop of water, man. but don’t worry, we got you covered with epic challenges and quests to find water and survive. plus, the mobs are all water-themed, like zombie squids and skeleton fish. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so join now and save the world from water shortages… or at least have a good time trying!

United Lands

Adventure, alliances, Allies, borders, Combat, cosmetic, DISCOUNTS, Fairness, gameplay, Gear, Geopolitical, Immersive, Jobs, Lands, marketplace, Nations, Roleplay, scale, smp, strategy, United, vibrant, Victory

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	7005
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	626	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3

United Lands Minecraft Server

Overview
Welcome to United Lands, a unique Towny-based Earth SMP server where immersive gameplay meets geopolitical intrigue. Our 1:500 scale Earth map allows nations to claim vast lands with minimal upkeep, offering complete freedom to shape your empire’s borders. Discounts are available for large groups, so gather your allies and carve out your place on the map.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I join with my friends and create a nation?	Yes, you can gather your allies and create a nation to claim lands together on the server.
Are there different roles or jobs to choose from?	Yes, there are 7 unique jobs with skill trees to enhance your abilities and progress in the game.
Is the economy player-driven?	Yes, the economy is entirely player-driven with a marketplace for buying, selling, and trading items.
Are there any pay-to-win elements in the server?	No, United Lands prides itself on fairness and ensures all store items are purely cosmetic with no in-game advantages.
How can I join the server?	You can join United Lands by using the server IP: play.unitedlands.org

Crafted Threads 1.20.6

1.20.6, Apparel, Casual, clothing, comfortable, crafted, everyday wear, fashion, fashion choice., fashion sense, fashion statement, fashion trends, fashionista, Outfit, personal style, Shirt, Style, Threads, trendy, Versatile, Wardrobe, would you wear this

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	1392
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Dimension Hops:	3

OMG, like, this server is like the bomb dot com, bro! You gotta join because, like, the shirt you wear in Minecraft is, like, totally important. If you wear the wrong shirt, you might, like, get eaten by a giant pixelated chicken or something. So, like, join this server and wear the right shirt to survive in this crazy blocky world. Trust me, it’s, like, life or death out there. Just do it, man!

BabyDaddyDramaGoneWild

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	7684
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Endless Night Skies:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	73	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Gods Slained:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Are you tired of dealing with drama and heartbreak in real life? Come join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build, explore, and have fun without any baby daddy drama!

On our server, you can create your own virtual family without worrying about deadbeat dads or cheating partners. Build a cozy home for you and your virtual baby girl, and never have to deal with unreliable exes again.

Join us and take control of your virtual destiny by seeking full custody of your Minecraft baby and blocking any deadbeat dads from entering your pixelated paradise. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the fun and excitement in the world of Minecraft?

So come on over and leave all your real-life troubles behind. Our server is the perfect place to escape, have fun, and maybe even find a new virtual family that will always have your back. Join now and start building your drama-free Minecraft life today!

CraftyCanuckTariffsLOL

Canada, Canadian perspective, CraftyCanuckTariffsLOL, cross-border trade, economic impact, Economy, foreign relations, global market, government policies, import/export, international relations, international trade, North America, Politics, Tariffs, tariffs impact, trade agreements, trade disputes, trade war, trudeau, trump

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	7820
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	77
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Magic Items Found:	1675
Runes Activated:	4	Falling into the Void:	1

Are you tired of dealing with real-world politics and tariffs? Come join our Minecraft server where the only tariffs you’ll have to worry about are the ones on trading with villagers! Our server is a tariff-free zone where you can mine, build, and create without any pesky taxes getting in your way.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any real-world tariffs that may come your way. Just tell Trudeau and Trump that you’re busy mining diamonds and they’ll never find you!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and escape the madness of real-world politics with some good old-fashioned block building fun!

TariffCraft: Trade Wars & Retaliations

Canada, China, diplomatic tensions, economic impact, economic policy, foreign trade, global economy, Import Taxes, international relations, market volatility, mexico, political decisions, protectionism, Retaliations, retaliatory actions., TariffCraft, Tariffs, Trade, trade agreements, trade disputes, trade negotiations, trade war, trump, Wars

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	5408
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8729	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Love Letters Sent:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

so, like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s so lit that even trump is tryna get in on the action! he heard about all the crazy builds and epic pvp battles and was like “i gotta get me some of that!” but then he got distracted by a shiny button and accidentally started a trade war with mexico, canada, and china. now they’re all like “we’ll show u, trump!” and he’s like “oops, my bad.” but anyway, forget all that drama and come join us for some minecraft fun! we got diamond armor for days and creepers that explode in rainbow glitter. plus, our admin is a magical unicorn who grants wishes and shoots rainbows out of their butt. so come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the craziness begin!

Perception Speed Craft

biases, cognitive biases, cognitive development., cognitive processes, cognitive psychology, Craft, Decision making, individual differences, information arrangement, information organization, information presentation, information processing, information processing speed, Perception, perception biases, perception patterns, perception research, perception tendencies, psychological research, risk assessment, risk management, risk perception, SPEED

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	8553
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	181	Zombie Dances:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Ores Mined:	9694	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

u wanna join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like, totally insane, man. like, ur speed of risk perception will be off da charts, u gonna be dodging creepers left and right like a ninja.

also, did u know dat different peeps have biases in different directions for perception? like, some peeps see zombies as cuddly teddy bears, while others see ’em as brain-eating monsters. it’s wild, man.

so come join dis server and see how ur perception skills stack up. plus, we got free diamond armor for all new players. ain’t dat a deal u can’t pass up? come on, what u waiting for? let’s get crazy in dis minecraft world!

Everdusk

Adventure, armor, Buffs, BUILD, Collectibles, Community, Currency, Custom Tools, Events, Everdusk, exclusive, Friends, invite rewards, limited time, Loot, love, Player Run Economy, Rewards, smp, Survival, Trading, Utilities, Valentines

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	7352
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	302	Falling into the Void:	2
Crops Grown:	7410	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Endless Night Skies:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Everdusk Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Everdusk
Event	Valentine’s Void Vault
Features
Discord	https://discord.gg/uXys7V749z
Server IP	Play.Everdusk.Co

FAQs

Q: How do I participate in the Valentine’s Void Vault event?

A: You can participate in the event by logging into the Everdusk server during the Valentine’s season and unlocking the exclusive rewards in the Vault.

Q: Can I earn premium currency without paying?

A: Yes! You can earn “Evercoins” through gameplay without having to pay, allowing you to access premium features such as Ranks and Crate Keys.

Q: How does the Player-Run Economy work?

A: Players can compete to become the richest or build a trading empire by buying and selling items within the game.

Q: What are the benefits of Custom Tools, Armor & Utilities?

A: Custom enhancements can help level up your adventure by providing powerful tools, armor, and utilities to aid you in your journey.

Q: How can I get free Crate Keys through Invite Rewards?

A: By inviting friends to join the Everdusk server, you can receive free Crate Keys as a reward for bringing new players to the community.

Eternal Coco’s Legacy 1.21

animal cruelty, animal rights, animal welfare, Coco, Coco died for nothing, Coco’s story, cocos, cruelty free, died, ETERNAL, Grief, Heartbreaking, injustice, justice for Coco, Legacy, Loss, Nothing, preventable tragedy, senseless loss, tragic death, tragic event, tragic loss, unnecessary death

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	2076
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Towns Built:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Yo, so like, this Minecraft server is the bomb diggity, okay? Like, forget about all those boring servers out there, this one is where it’s at. Why should you join? Well, for starters, Coco died for nothing, so like, you might as well join this server and make his sacrifice worth it, ya know? Plus, we have like, a million diamonds just waiting for you to mine them. And the best part? We have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. I’m not even kidding, it’s insane. So like, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make Coco proud, or something.

SisDressSwap Minecraft Server

Argument, brand new, BROKE, CLOSET, credit card, Expenses, fancy dresses, give away, high expenses, indignant, Listing, marketplace, Minecraft, MONEY, Mother, Paycheck, payed for, refusing, SELLING, Server, SisDressSwap, sister’s dresses, transit card

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	4927
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Buildings Constructed:	21
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as this sibling showdown? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to duke it out with your sister over virtual dresses and imaginary money.

Just like in this wild story, you’ll have the opportunity to fight over who gets to keep the loot, whether it’s diamonds, gold, or enchanted gear. But remember, it’s all in good fun – just like this sisterly squabble turned online battle royale.

So come join us for a server experience that’s more intense than a closet clean-out with your sibling. Who knows, you might even come out on top and claim your virtual riches!

ArtisticRevengeCraft

AITAH, anger, artist, ArtisticRevengeCraft, Boundaries, Boyfriend, centralized, Communication, COMPOSITION, family, frame, Frustration, hurt, original, piece of art, Respect, ruined, Sadness, Signature, SIZE, throwing out, watercolor

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	140
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Villages Defended:	15
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Divine Spears Created:	16

Are you tired of having your precious artwork destroyed by well-meaning but clueless family members? Join our Minecraft server and never worry about your virtual creations being tampered with again! Our server is a safe space for all artists, where your masterpieces will be respected and admired by fellow players.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most epic treasure hunts you’ve ever seen! Search for hidden chests filled with rare items and resources, all while navigating through challenging obstacles and puzzles. Rumor has it that there’s a secret painting hidden somewhere in the world, waiting to be discovered by the bravest of adventurers.

And if you’re in need of some stress relief, our server offers the perfect outlet for your frustrations. Build a virtual replica of that painting your boyfriend ruined, only to destroy it in a satisfying explosion of pixels. Let go of your anger and unleash your creativity in a way that won’t leave you feeling regretful afterwards.

Join us on our Minecraft server today, where every block you place is a step towards a brighter, more colorful world. And remember – no paintings will be harmed in the making of this server!

Players:	94/800	Votes:	2795
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18