PenisSizeGunOwnerCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

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Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Love Letters Sent:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Farms Harvested:	334	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Epic Battles Fought:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	122
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Dimension Hops:	15
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	12	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Ores Mined:	5786	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Secret Passages Found:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5014	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Potions Brewed:	144
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Emeralds Found:	2478	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Runes Activated:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Emeralds Found:	8116	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Alien Abductions:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!