PenisSizeGunOwnerCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

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Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

GladMC

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Survival

Minecraft Server GladMC – Brazilian Server BedWars, Full PvP, RankUP, Practice …Server IP: mc.gladmc.com Site: https://gladmc.com Discord: https://dc.gladmc.com Instagram: https://ig.gladmc.comThe best minecraft server in Brazil, without lag with Ping BR! Invite your friends and meet new people, have fun in our mini games.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Villages Defended:	11	Falling into the Void:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Dragons Tamed:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Alien Abductions:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

PrismaCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny

ANNOUNCEMENT! Towny 2 has been released!PrismaCraft is a friendly, community-focused towny server that is perfect for any Minecraft players looking for a place to settle down and vibe, build, and grind to their hearts content! Our unique range of plugins help create a cosy, yet grindy, vanilla-ish experience with RPG elements. Come find your own little home within our lovely community!Discord: https://discord.gg/prismacraft LinkTree: https://linktr.ee/prismacraft

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

FlashSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to BlossomSMP, a captivating Minecraft survival multiplayer experience where creativity and community intertwine in a vibrant world of endless possibilities. In this enchanting 1.20 version of the game, BlossomSMP invites you to embark on a journey like no other, where the landscape is painted with the hues of blossoming trees and the air is filled with the sweet fragrance of adventure.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Enchantments Applied:	261

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

TheYolos

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

A Minecraft Network with Multiple Gameplay and Fun Community! ⭐Survival ⭐Slimefun ⭐Fantasy ⭐Mmorpg ⭐Dungeons ⭐Good Community ⭐Survival Hardcore ⭐MORE!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

RexKraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

RexKraft is a tight-knit community that welcomes all new members. We are a family-friendly server so everyone can have an enjoyable time while playing! We’re a highly oriented community that values all the opinions our player base offers. We bring a lot to the table to make sure you do not get bored on the server!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Alien Abductions:	0	Animals Bred:	133

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Blooh Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Blooh Network is a Minecraft Survival SMP server that offers a fun and entertaining experience for all! With our server being open to both Premium and Cracked Minecraft Players everyone can have a fun time! So what are you waiting for come join and have some fun! (IP: play.blooh.net)

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Star Shards Collected:	265
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

HinokamiMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

HinokamiMC – We offer a custom Demon Slayer SMP that requires no mods and is both Java and Bedrock compatible! We offer custom breathing styles directly from the anime series! Custom updates each new season, community driven input that gets added to the server, and a monthly PVP event called the Hinokami tournament, where you 1v1 players to win prizes!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Farms Harvested:	715
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

GoldenLeaf

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

GoldenLeaf is a 1.20.1 Survival/Towny and Creative Network with an energetic community. Built on transparency and hard work, we strive to bring a fair and fun opportunity to all players. The server is 100 non-pay to win, with custom plugins and unique opportunities like earning player vaults and extra sethomes from voting.We also have: – An easy to follow chat – An active Discord server – Custom plugins, Banking – Skills, Player Levels, Mcmmo – Active Staff, Grief Rollback Chest Protection – Crates, Casino Lottery – Auctions Player Trading – Admin Shop Player Market – Creative Plots With World Edit

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

MCFriendly

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

We support both JAVA and BEDROCK for MINECRAFT 1.20.1We are A FRIENDLY COMMUNITY! We have FREE TO PLAY LEVEL PROGRESSION, a custom DYNAMIC ECONOMY, McMMO, CRATES, UNIQUE RANKS, CLAIM PROTECTION, and MORE!Join the MCFriendly family today!Java IP: mcfriendly.usBedrock IP: 135.148.150.144 Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Discord

Survival, Vanilla

A server focused mainly on survival and bosses! Our server has the following: • Vanilla 1.18.2 • Free and paid ranges! • Custom objects and mobs (small scale) • Piñatas to a certain amount of votes! • Useful warps for your adventure! • Custom bosses that appear from time to time in a specific arena! – This boss in turn has a box that contains his entire set of objects! • A combat arena against mobs to pass the time! • A united community! be nice to us! • Protections for your home! • Stores, auction house, trades and more! • Boxes that can be opened with their respective keys! – From the iron boxes, to the powerful box of the depths!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

CaldasCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

mc.caldascraft.eu (Version 1.17 to 1.20.x)– Survival friendly – Customized items – Claims – Rankup – Skills – KingdomsAnd much much more to come. Come find out!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Mine Pirata

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

MinePirata is a server set, as the name suggests, in Pirates. Our goal is that no one gets bored and there are many things to do!JAVA IP: mc.minepirata.com BEDROCK IP: mc.minepirata.com Puerto: 25633Version 1.17.x-1.20.x » Survival PVP » Battle Pass » DuelsPVP » Parkour » Daily Rewards » Boxes with many prizes » You can create your own team » Protection Stones » You can move up the ranks for free! The only requirement is to play

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Dragon Scales Harvested:	113	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Dungeon Realms

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP

DungeonRealms is a Premuim, Action RPG, Minecraft Experience. Delve into a fascinating world full of dark dungeons, evil monsters and extraordinary treasure.Join Minecrafts first REAL MMO! With designed and custom coded mechanics, thousands of players and an ever expanding world!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Enchantments Applied:	293
Star Shards Collected:	124	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

SloMine

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Slovenian minecraft server – Survival – Updates every month Welcome!Slovenian minecraft server opened in 2016

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

BendersMC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	171
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	22
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.