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Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Dimension Hops:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

jes.earth

Cross-Play, Earth, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome!Just an Earth Server is a Minecraft Earth Bedrock Java crossplay survival server where you can make your town, city or even a nation! Different Earth and survival worlds, OneBlock and more. Toxicity-free.We are excited to welcome you to the server B)IP: jes.earth Bedrock Port: 19132 Map: http://map.jes.earth/ Discord: http://discord.gg/jes YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/JustanEarthServer Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/justanearthserver/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@justanearthserver

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Haunted Chests Opened:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Kiras Kingdom

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

We are a Minecraft 1.20 server in Survival Plus mode set in a medieval style. Our desire is to be your entertainment server where you can spend time creating your own adventure as well as make companions and friends with whom to share whatever you want.We have: OP Fair, Skills, RTP, Backpacks, Clans, Protections, Rankup, Giveaways, Boxes, Custom Enchantments, Economy, Tombs, Marriages, Shop, Elevators, Kits, Pets, Missions, Jobs, Homes

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

TownySMP Earth

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Secret Passages Found:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Zombie Dances:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

DragonShield

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

drgnshield.com | br.drgnshield.com 19132 Step into the Minecraft world of DragonShield, a server noted for its welcoming atmosphere and active community. We take a firm stance against any toxic behavior to keep the server a pleasant place for everyone.DragonShield’s unique feature, PlayTime Ranks, rewards you simply for playing. The more you play, the better your rank becomes. Advancing in rank provides benefits like better kits and perks including back, feed, additional homes, hats, and much more.Tired of the same old mobs? We’ve got a selection of over 20 custom mobs like Watchers, Smoke Demons, Dead Miners, and Crawling Skellys, all awaiting you below level 60.Enjoy weekly boss events and challenging dungeon experiences. The bosses come with complex attack systems and over 30 different abilities. Hurry though – the loot rewards go to the quickest and smartest players who land the last hit.DragonShield’s enchants system offers a massive 300 different enchantments. Earn them through regular enchanting or buy them with EXP. We’ve got everything, from PvP to mining enchants to other interesting effects.DragonShield accommodates both offline mode and non-premium players We also offer cross-play for Bedrock players. So why wait? Jump into DragonShield and experience Minecraft from a fresh perspective.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	289	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Emeralds Found:	2338
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Belly Server

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

Server de Minecraft Beuteugeu Server | IP: mc.beuteugeu.com Our Website: http://www.beuteugeu.com/

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

GTAMC Network

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

A new GTAMC server which proudly features NO IN-GAME PURCHASES! Come check us out and help us build up a community – Explore the vast city of Greenfield! – Loot chests for powerful guns; shoot other players and take their items! – Buy and sell items at spawn (or trade with other players!) – Lead or join a gang and take control of the streets! – Rent houses to store all of your gear! – Complete unique quests and take on a small GTA-inspired storyline! – Go achievement-hunting with our fun achievements system! – Unlock extra permissions by ranking up using in-game money! – Be a part of intense server events! – Compatible with MC Versions 1.8 – 1.20DONATE: paypal.com/sean44104

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

firestarter

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

firestarter is a simple, cozy, and relaxing community SMP! Whether you’d like to play the game with friends or contribute to community projects, we have a bit of something for everybody!a few of the things we offer: – player-driven economy and player-run shops – grief protection and land claiming – frequent community events – tons of small quality-of-life tweaks – java + bedrock cross-play – a friendly, fair, and respectful communityYou may also be interested in checking out our handbook (https://firestartermc.com/handbook) for more information. We’d love to see you online! 🧡

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4729
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

PrimordialMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

PrimordialMC is a java/bedrock crossplay server with multiple gamemodes including Factions, Skyblock, SMP, and Creative Plots!BEDROCK SUPPORTEDIP: primordialmc.com (Bedrock Port: 19132)[1.8 -> 1.19] are supported!» Factions » Skyblock » SMP » Creative Plots

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	373
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	13

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Beacoland Survival

Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67	Chimeras Created:	1
Towns Built:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Zombie Dances:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

CubedMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Star Shards Collected:	178
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

SkyMata

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Zombie Dances:	0
Enchantments Applied:	137	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Cobbletwo

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

IP: play.cobbletwo.com https://cobbletwo.tebex.io What does this server have?MEGA EVOLUTIONS SUPER TOWER BATTLE MORE THAN x400 POKÉMONS MORE THAN x600 PLUSHES OVER x500 CHARMS TONS OF REWARDS CUSTOM GENERATION PROTECTS SYSTEM GTS MARKET SYSTEM POKÉMON BREEDING POKÉDEX REWARDS

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Crystal Wands Charged:	20

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

PoliticaMC

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

A Brazilian geopolitical minecraft server, siegewar warfare, world building, immersive roleplay and more!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Royal Legacy

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

This year we celebrated our 9 year anniversary! We are one of the oldest servers still around! Play with endless custom content with daily updates to improve the server continuously! Bedrock: mc.royallegacy.net 19312 Java: mc.royallegacy.net 25565* Survival – Rule the Economy with custom claiming! 1.19 * Skyblock – Upgrade to the Biggest Island! 1.19 * Prison – Upgrade your pickaxe to become FREE! 1.19

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Star Shards Collected:	108

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Hogwarts Network

Creative, Cross-Play, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

HOGWARTS NETWORK IP: mchogwarts.net BEDROCK: puerto: 8191 VERSION: 1.20.2 (Compatible 1.18 onwards) DISCORD: ds.mchogwarts.net TYPE: Survival, PVE/PVP, RPG, Economy, Pokeballs, Tombs, Virtual Chests, Missions, Protections.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8191	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!