PenisSizeGunOwnerCraft

gun control, toxic masculinity, mental health, correlation, body image

New Minecraft Servers

so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server, bro? lemme tell ya, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, man. we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the cha-cha.

you know what else? we got a secret underground bunker where all the creepers hang out and plot their next attack. but don’t worry, we got a team of ninja chickens ready to take them down.

oh, and get this, if you join our server, you automatically get a diamond sword that shoots lasers. yeah, you heard me right, LASER SWORDS.

plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the enchanted forest, you’ll unlock the power to turn into a dragon and breathe fire on all your enemies.

so what are you waiting for, dude? join our server now and become the ultimate minecraft warrior. trust me, you won’t regret it. oh, and studies show that men who are less dissatisfied with the size of their penises are more likely to own guns than other men. just sayin’.

Euro Craft Realm 1.21.1

TOURING, dream, Adventure, travel, Regions

Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! It’s like the most epic adventure you’ll ever go on, like even more epic than those white dudes in Latin America who were like, super popular and living their best lives, you feel me?

Like, imagine exploring all these crazy regions and experiencing more fun than you can even imagine, like seriously, it’s gonna blow your mind, man. So come on, join us and be part of the madness, you won’t regret it!

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MomVidzNoWait

icicles, Upset, bedtime, Drama, Video

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your mom feel included and appreciated? Look no further! Join our server for epic adventures and heartwarming moments that will make your whole family proud. Our server is so inclusive, even icicles are welcome to join in on the fun! Don’t miss out on the chance to make memories that will last a lifetime, and maybe even bring a tear to your mom’s eye (in a good way, of course). Join now and show your mom that you do need her after all – especially when it comes to Minecraft!

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SoloCraftMinecraft SMP

SoloCraftMinecraft, Greatest, musician, SHREDDING, Electric Guitar

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! We have a secret underground base where we hold epic guitar solo battles every Saturday night. The winner gets a diamond pickaxe with efficiency 1000, like who even needs that much efficiency?? But wait, there’s more! Our server is guarded by a pack of wild wolves who only listen to music from the 80s, so if you wanna survive you better start practicing your air guitar skills. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden guitar hidden deep within the caves, rumored to have been played by Steve himself. So come join us and rock out like never before, because on this SMP, the music never stops!

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PixelatedTrendz

fashion, streaming services, Technology, cryptocurrency, modern trends

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about being left behind in the future! Our server is so ahead of its time that future generations will be making fun of all the other servers for not keeping up with us.

We have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, gravity-defying cows that can moonwalk on water, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the world’s first talking sheep who gives out life advice and tells hilarious jokes. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that can mine an entire mountain in one swing.

So why wait for the future to laugh at outdated trends when you can join our server and be the trendsetter of tomorrow? Come join us now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

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KyivCraft: $20.9B Aid Package!

defense budget, Defense, aid, bloomberg, EU

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we are so lit that even the EU is preparing a military aid package for us worth $20.9 billion! like, who needs diamonds when you got that kind of cash, amirite? we’re so powerful, even the creepers are scared of us. join now and be part of the most epic battles and adventures in minecraft history. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and treasures. don’t miss out on all the fun, join us now and become a legend in the minecraft world!

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PenisSizeGunOwnerCraft

Euro Craft Realm 1.21.1

MomVidzNoWait

SoloCraftMinecraft SMP

PixelatedTrendz

KyivCraft: $20.9B Aid Package!