PenisSizeGunOwnerCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	4751
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

New Minecraft Servers

so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server, bro? lemme tell ya, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, man. we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the cha-cha.

you know what else? we got a secret underground bunker where all the creepers hang out and plot their next attack. but don’t worry, we got a team of ninja chickens ready to take them down.

oh, and get this, if you join our server, you automatically get a diamond sword that shoots lasers. yeah, you heard me right, LASER SWORDS.

plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the enchanted forest, you’ll unlock the power to turn into a dragon and breathe fire on all your enemies.

so what are you waiting for, dude? join our server now and become the ultimate minecraft warrior. trust me, you won’t regret it. oh, and studies show that men who are less dissatisfied with the size of their penises are more likely to own guns than other men. just sayin’.

UrbanCrafters 1.20.1

1.20.1, 3s, a2, a3, capcom pro tour, Capcom Pro Tour 2024, CVS2, Fightcade, Fightcade Play, Fighting Game, Fighting Game Glossary, frame data, High level replays, Mai Teaser Trailer, New Balance Update, sfg, st, street fighter, Street Fighter 6 Frame Data, Street Fighter General, SuperCombo Wiki, UrbanCrafters, Year 2 Character Reveal Trailer

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	3815
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Towns Built:	6
Holy Grails Found:	3	Crops Grown:	7052
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Yo, have you seen the teaser trailer for this Minecraft server? It’s like watching a cat try to play Street Fighter 6, hilarious! And guess what? They just dropped a new balance update that will make you question your existence.

Oh, and did you hear about the Year 2 Character Reveal Trailer? It’s so epic, it will make you want to build a house out of diamond blocks in Minecraft.

Plus, the official Capcom Pro Tour 2024 website is live on this server. You can watch high-level replays that will make you scream “Hadouken” in your sleep.

And don’t even get me started on the Street Fighter 6 Frame Data. It’s like trying to figure out how to craft a diamond sword in Minecraft, but way more intense.

Join this server now and become a Minecraft Street Fighter master. It’s like Fightcade, but with creepers and zombies. Don’t miss out on the fun, or you’ll regret it more than a creeper explosion in your base.

CraftyFlicksMC

action, Behavior, Censorship, cinematic liberties, comedy, CraftyFlicksMC, Drama, Entertainment, escapism, Ethics, FANTASY, Fiction, moral dilemmas, movies, Real Life, romance, societal norms, Suspense, taboo, thrillers, violence

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	8222
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Enchantments Applied:	120
Dragon Eggs Found:	3019	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Gods Slained:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can live out all your wildest movie fantasies? Look no further! On our server, you can do all the things that are totally okay in movies but definitely not in real life. Want to jump off a cliff and survive without a scratch? Go for it! Feel like blowing up a building just for fun? No problem! Our server is the place where you can let your imagination run wild and do all the crazy things you’ve always wanted to do but know you shouldn’t in real life. So come join us and let the madness begin!

MurderCraft: Trini Emergency

caribbean, crime, Crime Prevention, crime rate, Crisis, emergency, emergency declaration, emergency measures, escalating violence, Government, Homicide, homicide rate, law enforcement, MurderCraft, Murders, national security, Public Safety, Safety, SECURITY, state of emergency, trini, Trinidad and Tobago, violence

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	1145
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Runes Activated:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Void Gems Collected:	23
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	25

LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT, TRINIDAD AND TOBAGO BE LIKE “WE NEED A STATE OF EMERGENCY FOR ALL THE MURDERS…BUT FIRST, LET’S PLAY SOME MINECRAFT!” JOIN US FOR SOME EPIC BUILD BATTLES AND SURVIVAL MODE MADNESS. WHO NEEDS REAL LIFE DRAMA WHEN YOU CAN HAVE VIRTUAL CHAOS? COME ON, YOU KNOW YOU WANNA ESCAPE THE REAL WORLD AND DIVE INTO OUR CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER. PLUS, WE HAVE PLENTY OF VIRTUAL SUNSHINE AND RAINBOWS TO CHEER YOU UP AFTER HEARING ABOUT ALL THOSE MURDERS. DON’T MISS OUT ON THE FUN, JOIN NOW!

High Beams Havoc – Minecraft Server

Automotive Industry, beams, blinding lights, bright headlights, car accessories, car lights, car maintenance, car problems, car safety, driving at night, HALOGEN, Havoc, headlights technology, HIGH, high beam etiquette, high beams, Minecraft, night driving, old car, road etiquette, road safety, road visibility, Server, traffic safety, VISIBILITY

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	7061
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Star Shards Collected:	212	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

join our epic minecraft server where the only rule is to always use high beams on your car! why? because the mobs are scared of the bright lights and will run away from you faster than you can say “creeper!” plus, our diamond ore is so shiny, you’ll need those high beams to see it clearly! and don’t worry about other players getting mad at you for blinding them, they’ll thank you for the extra light while they mine for gold. so come on over to our server and let your high beams shine bright like a diamond!

Portal Message Billing Fun

billing, billing patients, billing system, Communication, decrease volume, digital health, ease physician workload, Fun, Healthcare, healthcare costs, Mayo Clinic study, medical billing, Message, messaging platform, patient care, patient communication, patient engagement, patient-initiated messages, physician efficiency, Portal, portal messages, Program, Technology, telemedicine

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	2572
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Buildings Constructed:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we bill players for using the portal messages! like, who even does that?? but it totally works cuz it decreases the message volume and makes life easier for the physicians, apparently.

imagine getting charged for sending a message in minecraft, that’s some next level stuff right there. but hey, it’s all in the name of science, right? Mayo Clinic did a study and everything, so you know it’s legit.

so come on over and experience the thrill of paying to send a message in a virtual world. who knows, maybe you’ll even get a discount if you mention this totally real and not made up study. see you there, maybe.

SCP SITE-19

Chat, Discord, Events, facility, foundation, Lag, Longplay, Minecraft, OWNER, ping spikes, player-SCPs, Roleplay, rp, Scp, Server, server grow, Session, Site19, surface area, Tasks, Underground, Vanilla

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	7940
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

SITE-19 Roleplay Server
“SITE-19” is a just released minecraft RP server, where you can play as any member of the SCP Foundation. Featuring a 3.5km2 underground facility and a large surface area, this is the largest minecraft SCP-Themed project. Hosted on a lag-free vanilla server, come join us for events and community building!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server new?	Yes, the server has just been released.
What can I play as on the server?	You can play as any member of the SCP Foundation.
Is there lag on the server?	No, the server is hosted on a vanilla server with no lag or ping spikes.
How can I join the server?	Join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/MHm6RBtuRy for more information.
What events are hosted on the server?	We host a variety of events and plan to organize longplay full site roleplay sessions in the future.

Mystic Moonlight Valley 1.21.2

1.21.2, attention love, attention so much, i love, love attention, love male, love male attention, love male attention so much, male attention, male attention love, male attention so much, male love, MOONLIGHT, mystic, SO MUCH, Valley

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	4747
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	63	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	86	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Votes:	4456	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Hey bros, wanna join a Minecraft server that’s like a non-stop party in a virtual world?

We got so many cool dudes hanging out, you’ll never be bored!

Plus, the admins are like total babes, always giving out free stuff and making sure everyone has a great time.

And let me tell you, the chat is always popping with hilarious jokes and crazy shenanigans.

So come on, join us and get your fill of male attention while building epic structures and exploring wild adventures!

GameplayCraft

action, Adventure, console, Entertainment, Fun, GameplayCraft, Gaming, indie, leisure, multiplayer, ONLINE, PC, Playing, role playing, Shooter, simulation, Single player, strategy, Today, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	8000
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Potions Brewed:	58
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old video games that don’t let you ride a llama into battle while wearing a hotdog costume? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and the chance to build a giant statue of a potato with laser eyes. Trust us, you won’t find a more wacky and wild server out there. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Chinacraft Server: US Treasury Heist

#classified information, Chinacraft, Chinese hackers, cyber attack, cyber threat, cybercrime, cybersecurity, data breach, data security, Espionage, foreign hackers, government security, HACKING, heist, information theft, major incident, national security, security breach, sensitive information, Server, stolen documents, Treasury, US government, us treasury

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	2514
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Star Shards Collected:	134
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

so, like, u know how u always wanted to be a hacker but ur mom said no cuz its illegal? well, guess what? on this server, u can be a hacker without getting in trouble! join now and steal all the documents u want, just like those chinese hackers did to the US Treasury! it’s a major incident, but on this server, it’s just a regular tuesday! come join the fun and show off ur hacking skills, cuz on this server, anything goes!

ChinaCraft: TreasuryHack

bbc news, China, Chinacraft, cyber attack, cyber defense, cyber espionage, cyber incident, cyber threat, cyber warfare, cybercrime, cybersecurity, data breach, data security, digital intrusion, Government, hacked, hacking incident, Information Security, national security, security breach, TreasuryHack, us treasury

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	6073
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	144	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Animals Bred:	162
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3

so, like, u know how the US Treasury got hacked by China? well, that’s like, totally not cool, right? but guess what? our minecraft server was also hacked by China! but, like, in a totally different way. they hacked into our server and left a bunch of diamond blocks everywhere! like, what the heck, right? so now we have, like, unlimited diamonds for everyone to use. so, like, come join our server and get rich with all the free diamonds! plus, we have, like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. and, like, our admin is a talking llama who can grant you three wishes. so, like, come join our server and have the craziest time of your life!

Pixel Park Genes

aging landscape, aging process, aging-related diseases, Biomarkers, biomedical research, data analysis, Disease Progression, DNA sequencing, gene expression, Genes, genetic aging, genetic markers, genetics, Medical research, Molecular biology, molecular mechanisms, multi-omics analysis, neurodegenerative diseases, omics, park, Parkinson’s Disease, personalized medicine, PIXEL

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	3759
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Villages Defended:	9
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

so, like, u wanna join dis amazin’ minecraft server, right? well, lemme tell u sumthin’, dis server is like da holy grail of minecraft servers, man. it’s like, so lit, u won’t even believe it.

we got crazy stuff happenin’ on dis server, like, one time, a player found a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen wearin’ top hats. and another time, someone built a giant statue of a chicken wearin’ sunglasses. it was wild, man.

oh, and get dis, we got a whole bunch of custom plugins dat make da game even more fun. like, u can ride on a rainbow unicorn and shoot fireballs outta ur hands. it’s insane, dude.

so, like, if u wanna have da time of ur life and experience some epic minecraft adventures, u gotta join dis server. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Bismarck

Agriculture mods, bismarck, building, building mods, Diplomacy, Discord, Economy, Immersive Engineering, Minecraft, Modded, Modpack, muskets, Politics, PvP, Roleplay, Server, small ships, Steampunk, stock market, Trade, valkyien skies, victorian era, workers

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	6274
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Divine Spears Created:	25
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	352	Mythical Swords Crafted:	66
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Bismarck Modded Earth Server
Year	1836
Theme	Victorian Era – Steampunk

Server Features

Stock Market
Economy
Create
Valkyien Skies
Immersive Engineering
Muskets
Small Ships
Recruits – Workers
Many Food/Agriculture Mods
Many Building Mods

Useful Links

Modlist

Dynmap

Minecraft Server IP: bismarck.minecraft.bz

Discord Server

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is the theme of the server?	The theme is Victorian Era – Steampunk set in the year 1836.
What are some server features?	Features include Colonization, Politics, Diplomacy, Trade, Economy, Stock Market, Roleplay, Building, and PVP.
Is there a Stock Market in the game?	Yes, there is a Stock Market feature on the server.
How can I join the Minecraft server?	You can join by using the IP address bismarck.minecraft.bz in your Minecraft client.

Sasha’s Manga World 1.20.2

1.20.2, A, Analysis, Anime Community, artwork, Character development, critique, discussion, Fandom, Feedback, Manga, manga artist, Manga community, manga readers, manga series, opinion, Plot, review, Sasha’s manga, Sasha’s work, SASHAS, storytelling, Thoughts, world

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	399
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	171	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Love Letters Sent:	14
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11

OMG you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! It’s like, the most lit place to be, like ever.

Like, the mobs are all dressed up in cute anime outfits and the creepers explode with sparkles instead of blowing you up.

And the best part? You can build your own waifu shrine and sacrifice diamonds to summon your favorite anime character to fight by your side.

Plus, there’s a secret underground maze where you can find rare loot and hidden treasures.

So come join us and let’s build the most kawaii world together!

RichCraft SMP: SpendItAll!

aspirations, buy a mansion, charity donations, Dream car, dream life, dream vacation, extravagant spending, financial freedom, Generosity, goals, help others, invest wisely, lavish purchases, live comfortably, luxury, millionaire lifestyle, RichCraft, secure future, smp, SpendItAll, success, travel the world, wealth

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	5587
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Villages Defended:	18
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Farms Harvested:	157
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Falling into the Void:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest server everrrrr. Like, seriously, we have diamonds for days and we ride around on pigs wearing diamond armor. It’s like a dream come true, except it’s real life… well, Minecraft life.

I heard that if you join this server, you automatically become a millionaire in real life. Like, Bill Gates will be asking YOU for financial advice. True story bro. And if you find a rare pink sheep, it will grant you three wishes. I wished for unlimited diamonds, a pet dragon, and a lifetime supply of tacos. Best wishes ever.

Plus, the admins are like, super cool and give out free enchanted weapons to everyone who joins. I got a sword that shoots out lightning bolts and a bow that shoots out exploding chickens. It’s chaos but in the best way possible.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and become a Minecraft legend. And who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to discover the secret treasure hidden deep within the server. Good luck, and may the diamonds be ever in your favor! #minecraftislife #joinus #diamondsfordays 💎🐷🌮

BlockyBedBlunders

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	4897
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	11

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t bring any excitement to your virtual life? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and unforgettable memories. Our server is like no other, with custom plugins that will make your jaw drop and your heart race.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special event every week where players compete in a “worst sexual experience” storytelling contest. The winner gets a virtual trophy and bragging rights for the rest of the week. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this one-of-a-kind experience.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (and maybe even your character)!