Yo, you ever shake someone’s hand and think, “damn, this hand probably touched a penis”? Well, on this server, it’s practically guaranteed! Join us for a wild ride of wacky adventures and questionable handshakes. Who knows what kind of crazy stuff you’ll encounter here! Plus, our community is full of friendly players who are always down for a good laugh. So come on over and see for yourself why this server is the place to be! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re really germaphobic or something).

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 102/400 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 24
Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3
Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 1
Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Phantom Rings Equipped: 17

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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