PenisCraft: The Pinocchio Edition

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	3109
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12

New Minecraft Servers

join our epic minecraft server where the blocks are made of pure gold and the creepers wear top hats. if you don’t join, your pet chicken will start speaking in tongues and plotting against you in your sleep. trust me, you don’t want to mess with a chicken possessed by the devil.

our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon does the Macarena while you battle it. and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with dancing llamas and disco balls.

if you’re not convinced yet, just know that if you don’t join, your diamond sword will turn into a spaghetti noodle and your armor will be made of soggy bread. don’t let that happen to you, come join the madness and let’s build some ridiculous things together.

Cable Crush Minecraft Server

Asia-Pacific region, cable, Cable damage, Chinese name, Crush, cybersecurity, damaged, diplomatic tensions, east asia, intercepts, international relations, internet connectivity, investigation, maritime security, Minecraft, naval operations, Server, Ship, Surveillance, suspected, taiwan, telecommunications, territorial disputes, underwater cable

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	3273
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Star Shards Collected:	232	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9

so, like, this server is the bomb diggity, like taiwan intercepting a ship with a chinese name, but instead of underwater cables, we’re all about building epic stuff in minecraft! join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps. trust me, you won’t regret it. unless you’re the underwater cable in this scenario, then maybe you will regret it. but who cares about underwater cables when you can be building a giant potato house with us?! come join the fun, you won’t be disappointed.

WarriorCraft: 13-Year Suicide High

13-year high, 13year, combat stress, crisis intervention, HIGH, Israeli army, mental health, mental health awareness, Mental health resources, mental health stigma, mental health support, mental illness, Military, military service, ongoing war, ptsd, soldiers, stress, SUICIDE, Suicide prevention, Suicide rate, suicide risk factors, war trauma, WarriorCraft

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	9579
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Crops Grown:	4026
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Buildings Constructed:	17	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’ll make the Israeli army’s suicide rate look like child’s play? Well, look no further, cuz this server is the bomb (not literally, we don’t condone explosions here, unless it’s creeper-related)!

Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and more drama than a soap opera. Our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a dysfunctional family (in a good way, of course). Plus, our mods are so on point, they make the Israeli army look like a bunch of amateurs.

So come on down and join the fun! Who needs real-life wars when you can have virtual ones that are way more entertaining? Let’s build, mine, and troll each other to our hearts’ content. See you on the battlefield, soldier!

Up For Blocks Down For Ores

accepting, affirmative, agreeable, amenable, blocks, consenting, down for it, eager, enthusiastic, Excited, favorable, Game, Inclined, interested, Keen, open to it, Ores, Positive, PREPARED, Ready, up for it, willing

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	8292
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Void Gems Collected:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	2943
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Villages Defended:	14	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Secret Passages Found:	6

LOL COME JOIN DIS SERVER WHERE U CAN BUILD ALL DA THINGS AND MAKE FRIENDS WITH CREEPERS. WE GOT DIAMONDS COMIN OUT DA WAZOO AND PIGS THAT CAN FLY.

ONE TIME, A PLAYER BUILT A CASTLE SO BIG IT REACHED DA MOON AND HE FOUND CHEESE UP THERE. TRUE STORY.

ANOTHER TIME, A PLAYER TAMED A DRAGON AND RODE IT INTO BATTLE AGAINST AN ARMY OF ZOMBIES. THE DRAGON WON, OBVS.

SO IF U WANNA HAVE A BLAST, COME JOIN US. AND REMEMBER, SAYING U “UP FOR SOMETHING” IS DA SAME AS SAYING U “DOWN FOR SOMETHING.” MIND BLOWN.

Potion Pals: Depressed Block Babes

Babes, BLOCK, Depressed, PALS, Potion

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	9124
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

so like, this server is like a magical pill for your brain, man. like, if you join, you’ll be surrounded by young, healthy women who are like, super smart and stuff. but get this, they also have depression-like patterns of thinking. but it’s cool, because it’s all part of the experience, you know? like, it’s a whole new level of cognitive processing that will blow your mind. and if you’re feeling down, don’t worry, because everyone here is on oral contraceptives, which apparently makes the depression-like patterns even stronger. so come join us and let your brain go on a wild ride of emotions and cognitive processing like never before!

A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door

6 year old map, adult content, Beautiful, BROKE, Builds, Chaos, Cheats, Computer, Door, Glowstix, GRIEFED.., Lag, lawlessmc, Live Stream, opt-in, Pigman, R rated movie, restriction, smp, Spawn, streaming, supervision, Withers, zombie

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	8331
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Villages Defended:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Chaos Incarnate
Server IP	lawlessmc.com
Map Age	6 years
Live Stream	twitch.tv/wilder0p
Rules	NO CHEATS ALLOWED

FAQs

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on this server?	This server is chaos incarnate, so anything can happen. However, cheating is not allowed.
How old is the map on this server?	The map is 6 years old with plenty of huge and beautiful builds.
Can players opt-in to being streamed on Twitch?	Yes, any player can opt-in to being streamed at twitch.tv/wilder0p. New players are automatically streamed for the first few minutes of their play.
Is the server family-friendly?	No, this server has no restrictions on adult content and is not family-friendly without active adult supervision.

Desert Oasis Realms 1.21.4

1.21.4, black dick, black men, cultural attraction, desert, Diversity, ethnicity, exotic women, Exoticism, fetishization, fetishize, hot, Interracial Relationships, middle eastern, Multiculturalism, Oasis, Persian, Race, Realms, sexual preferences, Sexualization, societal norms, Stereotypes, Usa

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	8572
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Runes Activated:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Emeralds Found:	9389	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild party where Persian vibes meet American obsession with black dudes! It’s like a cultural mashup of epic proportions, like a kebab taco fusion! You’ll be mining diamonds while pondering the mysteries of interracial love, it’s like a mind-blowing trip through the desert of diversity! Join now and expand your horizons, bro!

BridalBashCraft Minecraft Server

acne scars, aita, bridal shower, BridalBashCraft, christmas dessert, Cousins wedding, designer bag, engagement ring, exclusion, family gatherings, future brother-in-law, Girlfriend, intimate event, materialism, Minecraft, negative opinion, reddit, Server, social media, thinning hairline, Wedding

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	6582
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Are you tired of boring old bridal showers with no drama? Join our Minecraft server for the most epic bridal shower ever! We have a special event where you can invite all your frenemies and watch the chaos unfold.

Imagine Lili logging in and seeing your virtual engagement ring worth $30k, just to one-up her! And don’t worry, we have a feature where you can critique everything from the flowers to the decor, just like Lili at that cousin’s wedding.

But wait, there’s more! You can also settle the height debate once and for all in our virtual world. And if anyone dares to mention your designer bag, you can publicly shame them in front of the entire server.

Join now and let the drama begin! Who needs a real bridal shower when you can have a Minecraft one filled with snide remarks and passive-aggressive behavior? Let’s make Lili regret ever crossing you in the first place!

Rent-a-Mess-Or-Else

aita, apartment, Chores, cleaning, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, DISHES, fair division, household responsibilities, living situation, mutual friend, Rent, rent increase, RentaMessOrElse, roommate, roommate issues, roommates, Trash, Upset, Utilities

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3094
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Divine Spears Created:	12	Dragons Tamed:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Chimeras Created:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Haunted Chests Opened:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life roommates? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to avoid those pesky chores and live your best blocky life.

Join us and leave your roommate behind as you embark on epic adventures, build magnificent structures, and mine for diamonds without any passive-aggressive comments about dirty dishes.

Our server is so awesome, even your lazy roommate will be jealous! Plus, with our outrageous rent prices (just kidding, it’s free!), you’ll have plenty of extra diamonds to show off your wealth in-game.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to real-life roommate drama. Trust us, it’s way more fun to fight off creepers than argue about who forgot to take out the trash.

MinecraftChatterBlocker

ANNOYING, Assertiveness, Boundaries, chatterbox, Communication, Conversation, excessive chatter, excessive communication, excessive conversation, excessive talking, interrupt, Listening, long-winded, loquacious, MinecraftChatterBlocker, non-stop talking, overbearing, Social Skills, talkaholic, Talkative, verbose

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	9969
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	76	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

Are you tired of hearing non-stop chatter in your Minecraft world? Join our server and unleash the power of the mute button! We have special mute potions that you can throw at any player who just won’t stop yapping. Watch as they suddenly become silent, unable to annoy you with their constant babbling. It’s the perfect solution for those talkative players who just won’t take a hint!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Mute Monster, a creature so fed up with hearing people talk that it roams the land silencing anyone who dares to speak. If you can defeat the Mute Monster in battle, you’ll be rewarded with a special item that lets you mute anyone with just a single click. It’s the ultimate power trip for those who want peace and quiet in their Minecraft world.

So if you’re ready to put an end to all the chatter and finally enjoy some peace and quiet, join our server today. Just remember to watch your own mouth – you never know when the Mute Monster might come for you!

CraftyNaziServer

Accountability, Banking Scandal, controversy, corporate responsibility, CraftyNaziServer, Credit Suisse, deeper than thought, Ethics, financial institution, financial sector, History, Holocaust, investigation, media report, Nazi ties, public relations, reputation, switzerland, ties to Nazis, War Crimes, world war II

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	9465
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Holy Grails Found:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	65
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Void Gems Collected:	34	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like a secret underground bunker full of treasure and adventure. we got hidden nazi gold and ancient artifacts just waiting to be discovered. but be careful, cuz there are booby traps and secret passages everywhere. it’s like a real-life indiana jones movie, but in minecraft form. plus, we have a secret society of players who are trying to uncover the truth about the server’s mysterious past. so come join us and see if you have what it takes to uncover the secrets of the server. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime.

KyivCraft: Missile Mayhem

air defense, ATACMS missiles, ballistic missiles, Conflict Resolution, defense strategy, defense systems, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, kyiv, KyivCraft, MAYHEM, military conflict, military escalation, military technology, Missile, missile defense, national security, political tensions, RETALIATION, russia, Ukraine

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	4032
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Ores Mined:	2334	Dragons Tamed:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Animals Bred:	151
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more explosions than russia vs kyiv!!! we got atacms missiles flying everywhere but don’t worry, our players are pros at shooting them down. come build your base and watch out for those sneaky russians trying to retaliate against you. join now for the most intense and chaotic gameplay you’ll ever experience, trust us, it’s a blast!

Aren.lol

Alpha, Aren.lol, core, Custom, develop, Early, expand, Inspired, Knockback, Map, MODERN, Network, optimised, Plugins, Possibly, PvP, self-made, Spawn, Spigot, Syuu, Time

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	9913
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Towns Built:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Dark Rituals Completed:	1

Server Overview

Feature	Description
IP	Aren.lol (1.8)
Discord	https://discord.gg/d3aFxsTPyE
Inspiration	Heavily inspired by old FFA servers and the old syuu spawn
Development	Early alpha stage with one map, possible expansion into a network
Optimisation	Custom spigot core for server optimisation

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server in beta or alpha stage?	The server is currently in the early alpha stage
How many maps does the server have?	At the moment, the server only includes one map
Will the server expand into a network?	There are plans to possibly expand the server into a network in the future
What core does the server use for optimisation?	The server utilises a custom spigot core for optimal performance

Zesty Country Craft 1.21.3

1.21.3, Country, Craft, national pride, patriotism, Zest, zest for life, zest for living, zestful, zestful citizens, zestful community, zestful country, zestful culture, zestful lifestyle, zestful living, zestful nation, zestful people, zestful society, zestful traditions, zestfully, zestiness, Zesty

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	6285
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Void Armor Forged:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate zesty adventure!

We have more sheep than you can count, and they all wear sunglasses for maximum coolness.

Our pigs have been trained in the art of breakdancing, so you can have epic dance battles with them.

The cows on our server produce chocolate milk, because why settle for regular milk when you can have chocolatey goodness?

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can ride our llamas into battle against the evil zombie hordes.

So come on down and join us for a zesty time like no other!

CryBabyCraft Minecraft Server

CryBabyCraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	4629
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	100
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will test your patience and decision-making skills? Look no further than our server, where we promise to give you the ultimate challenge just like dealing with a bossy and manipulative grandkid!

Join us and experience the thrill of trying to reason with a crying eight-year-old who only wants her cake in one piece. And don’t forget about the intense chess matches where you’ll have to come up with creative solutions to avoid a meltdown.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Just like dealing with a tantrum-throwing child, you’ll need nerves of steel and a sense of humor to survive the chaos. So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to handle the ultimate Minecraft challenge!

TattooTroubleCraft

Argument, Author, avoidance, Body, Boyfriend, Communication, decision, disagreement, Expression, Individuality, judgment, justification, London, personal choice, Quote, relationship, self esteem, Self-expression, tattoo, TattooTroubleCraft

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	2943
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	102	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	229
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from all the drama and judgment like this poor soul with the tattoo! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and most importantly, no judgment for your ink choices!

On our server, you can express yourself freely without fear of being shamed by your significant other. Build a world where your tattoos are celebrated, not criticized. Who cares if it’s a quote from a famous author or a random doodle – it’s all about self-expression here!

Join us and let your creativity run wild. And hey, if you need a break from the drama, just log on and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing that matters is having fun. No need to justify your decisions here – just build, explore, and enjoy the freedom of Minecraft!