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EternalMC

Adventure, Automation, Challenges, Community, Crafting, crafting systems, EternalMC, Exploration, Features, Feedback, Magic, Modded, Mods, Newbies, Players, progress, Quests, Suggestions, Tech, Updates, Veterans

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7769
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Star Shards Collected:	156	Dragons Tamed:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Zombie Dances:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	25	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Eternal Minecraft Server

Welcome to Eternal – A Brand New Java Minecraft Server! Are you looking for a fresh start with a welcoming, active community? Join us today!

About the Server:

Features	Description
Server Type	Java Minecraft
Modpack	All The Mods 9
Community	Friendly and welcoming

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Why choose Eternal?	– Brand new server with no long-time players to catch up to – Friendly community for both veterans and newbies – Open to suggestions for continuous improvement
What modpack is used?	All The Mods 9 with 400+ mods for a unique gameplay experience
What can I expect?	– Deep crafting systems and automated tech – Powerful magic to unlock – Mystical exploration challenges – Regular updates and new features
How can I join?	Join the Discord server: https://discord.gg/sWGKnEGp

Enchanted Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, Enchanted, Realm

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	9070
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Yo, bro, this Minecraft server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks.

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire with a community of fellow gamers who are as crazy as a creeper on caffeine.

We’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind and make you question reality.

And don’t even get me started on the epic events we host, like PvP battles on flying pigs or treasure hunts in the Nether.

So what are you waiting for, anon? Come join us and let’s create some pixelated chaos together!

BestieDrop Minecraft Server

aita, alcohol, Best Friend, BestieDrop, Boundaries, break up, Communication, Confrontation, consent, friendship, Girlfriend, Jealousy, Kissing, Minecraft, New Years party, relationships, Respect, Server, sexual remarks, touchy, Trust, Ultimatum

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	6672
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Mines Excavated:	4066
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Emeralds Found:	4432
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the drama goes down! Join us for a wild ride filled with scandalous love triangles, drunken parties, and unexpected betrayals.

Picture this: you’re mining away in the depths of the world when suddenly, two players start fighting over a virtual love affair gone wrong. Who will come out on top? Will friendships be destroyed over pixelated romance? Only on our server will you find out!

But wait, there’s more! We have a special event where players can reenact the infamous New Year’s party incident. Get ready to roleplay as Jill, Sarah, or the poor boyfriend caught in the middle. Will you make the right choices and avoid a Minecraft breakup?

So why wait? Join our server now for a one-of-a-kind experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

LeaseBreakerCraft

backing out, budget-friendly, Communication, contract, dishonesty, Fairness, financial risk, housing lease, housing market, INTERNSHIP, joint liability, last minute, LeaseBreakerCraft, rent negotiation, rental application, roommates, STUDENT, sublet, Toronto, undergrad degree, University of Toronto

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	1632
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	83
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Are you tired of boring old roommate situations where people actually communicate and are upfront about rent? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where the rent is negotiable, the roommates are shady, and the bed frames are optional!

Picture this: you log on to our server and are greeted by three roommates who claim to be friendly and cool. They promise a budget-friendly living situation, but little do you know, they are actually scheming to make you pay more than your fair share of the rent. With hidden fees and lack of communication, you’ll never know what surprises await you in this virtual living arrangement.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of uncertainty as you navigate through joint liability contracts and unclear rental agreements. Will you end up paying $1300 for a tiny room with no bed frame? Will your roommates conveniently forget to mention important details until the last minute? The possibilities are endless on our Minecraft server!

So why wait? Join now for a chance to experience the ultimate virtual roommate drama. Who needs reality TV when you can live it out in Minecraft? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to question your life choices and wonder if you’re the AITA in this crazy virtual world.

AssassinateAssadCraft

AssassinateAssadCraft, assassination attempt, assassination plot, Bashar al-Assad, Conflict, diplomatic relations, eventful days, government officials, high alert, international news, MIDDLE EAST, Moscow, news headlines, political turmoil, Political unrest, russia, security breach, security measures, Terrorism, world events, world leaders

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	2295
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier events than an assassination attempt on Bashar al-Assad in Moscow!

we got exploding chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot.

if you join now, you might even get to ride a dragon into battle against a horde of evil villagers.

trust us, you won’t find a server more wild and wacky than this one. so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and let’s make some memories together!

Revive & Reproduce: The Phoenix Catastrophe

apocalyptic prophecy, catastrophe, danger, Extinction, FANTASY, Fire, Firebirds, immortal, immortal birds, legendary creatures, magical beings, mythical birds, mythical creatures, Mythology, natural predators, phoenix, Phoenixes, reproduce, resurrection, Revive, Supernatural, zoological catastrophe

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	6439
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8203	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	12	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	19

so, like, on this server, you can, like, be a phoenix and revive and reproduce and stuff. it’s, like, totally crazy, man. imagine being a majestic bird that can come back to life and make more of yourself. and, get this, there’s, like, no predators to stop you. it’s a total zoo disaster waiting to happen. join now and be part of the chaos, dude!

Micro Algae Magic

Algae, aquatic ecosystem, bioremediation, ecological balance, ecological restoration, environmental conservation, environmental remediation, green algae, green technology, Magic, marine life protection, marine pollution, MICRO, microalgae, microorganism, microplastic degradation, microplastic removal, plastic waste management, pollution control, Sustainable development, sustainable solution, water pollution control, water quality improvement

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	6376
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Dragon Scales Harvested:	278
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Potions Brewed:	35
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

lol join our epic minecraft server where we use MICROALGAE to DESTROY microplastics in the water!!! it’s like a tiny army of algae warriors fighting against pollution and saving the environment, one block at a time. come join us and be a part of this epic battle against plastic waste! plus, our server has the best underwater adventures and secret algae hideouts for you to explore. so what are you waiting for? join now and be a hero for the environment in the most epic and hilarious way possible!

Ancient Synagogue Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, Ancient, early modern Judaism, Jewish architecture, Jewish art, Jewish artifacts, Jewish beliefs, Jewish community, Jewish culture, Jewish customs, Jewish heritage, Jewish history, Jewish identity, Jewish life, Jewish religion, Jewish rituals, Jewish society, jewish traditions, judaism, Quest, religious practices, synagogue, Torah

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	4557
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual museum of early modern Judaism but with a twist! We got pixelated rabbis dropping sick beats and Torah scrolls that shoot lasers! It’s like stepping into a time machine, but instead of history, you’re surrounded by memes and diamond armor. Trust me, once you see Moses riding a pig through the Red Sea, you’ll never want to leave. So grab your pickaxe and yarmulke, and come join the chaos!

BlockyDNA Minecraft Server

anger, BETRAYAL, biological father, BlockyDNA, Confrontation, dna test, family, Fatherhood, home, Honesty, hurt, Marriage, Minecraft, newborn, parenting, paternity test, relationships, Secrets, Server, sole breadwinner, Trust, Ultimatum, Wife

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	2850
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than you can say “creeper”. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this player’s relationship!

Picture this: a whirlwind romance, a surprise pregnancy, and a marriage ultimatum all within a matter of weeks. But wait, there’s more! Accusations of infidelity, doubts about paternity, and a secret paternity test all happening behind the scenes. Will this player uncover the truth about their newborn’s parentage? Will they confront their spouse with the results? Only time will tell on our server!

But fear not, dear players, for amidst the chaos lies endless opportunities for adventure and fun. Build your dream home, explore vast landscapes, and maybe even uncover some secrets of your own. So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest Minecraft journey of your life!

WifeCraftAdventure

birthday celebration, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, emotional reactions, Exclusivity, f1 race, friendship, grandstand tickets, Honesty, Insecurity, long-term promises, Marriage, motorsports, relationships, sibling-like relationship, smoking cessation, trip planning, Trust, Understanding, WifeCraftAdventure

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	7234
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	24
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Void Gems Collected:	32	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for some juicy relationship drama that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat!

Picture this: a 30-year-old Minecraft player makes a deal with his 29-year-old friend to quit smoking in exchange for tickets to her favorite F1 race. But wait, there’s a twist! His 30-year-old wife gets jealous and demands to be included in the trip. Will he choose his friend or his wife? Find out on our server!

Experience the thrill of virtual sibling-like relationships, awkward conversations, and passive-aggressive behavior all in one Minecraft world. And who knows, maybe you’ll even score some grandstand tickets to a virtual F1 race! Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable decision-making.

Threaded Hispanic Haven 1.20.5

1.20.5, Asians, attention seeking, Behavior, Blacks, controversial topics, deflect attention, discrimination, Haven, Hispanic, Hispanics, inflammatory language, jeets, muslims, online forums, prejudice, racial tensions, racism, scapegoating, Seething, Social Issues, threaded, Threads, Whites

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	7972
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Void Gems Collected:	40	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Dragons Tamed:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild ride through the twisted mind of a shizo crazy 4chan anon!

We got players making threads seething about every race under the sun, just to distract themselves from the real chaos happening in the game. It’s like a social experiment gone wrong, but in the best way possible!

Join us if you want to question reality, make mistakes, and regret everything you thought you knew about Minecraft servers. It’s a rollercoaster of madness, and you won’t want to get off!

ColdCraft Minecraft Server

adulting, Boundaries, coldcraft, Communication, Confrontation, emotional intelligence, emotional maturity, friendship, ghosting, Honesty, Jealousy, judgmental, lying.., Manipulation, Minecraft, personal boundaries, personal growth, possessiveness, self reflection, self-care, Server, toxic behavior, unhealthy relationships

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	4930
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where friendships are made and broken faster than you can say “creeper”. Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions as you navigate the treacherous waters of fake friends and backstabbing buddies.

Our server is filled with drama, intrigue, and betrayal – just like a soap opera, but with pixelated blocks. You’ll never know who to trust as you build, mine, and survive in this chaotic world.

Meet new people, make new enemies, and watch out for those who pretend to be your friend only to stab you in the back. It’s a wild ride that will keep you on your toes and questioning everyone’s motives.

So come join us on this crazy adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive the drama of our Minecraft server. Just remember, trust no one and always watch your back – you never know who might turn on you next!

DadDebtDilemma

bills, christmas gifts, communication breakdown, DadDebtDilemma, emotional manipulation, family dynamics, Filipino culture, financial responsibilities, Financial Stability, financial struggles, financial support, heartbroken, inflation, long distance family, monthly allowance, parental expectations, Resentment, sibling support, standing my ground, unappreciated

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	1207
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	New Chunks Explored:	425472
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Zombie Dances:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Falling into the Void:	2

Are you tired of family drama and financial stress in real life? Come join our Minecraft server for a much-needed escape!

On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about bills or demanding family members. No more chaotic group chats or ungrateful relatives – just peaceful mining and crafting.

Join now and leave all the drama behind! Build your own balikbayan boxes filled with virtual goodies and enjoy a stress-free virtual life. And don’t worry, we won’t ask for extra money for Christmas – in fact, we’ll give you virtual gifts instead!

Escape to our server, where the only chaos is caused by creepers and the only drama is deciding what color to dye your sheep. Say goodbye to real-life family issues and hello to a world of endless possibilities in Minecraft!

RegretKidnappingMe – Minecraft SMP

Kidnapped Regret Captors Resistance Strength Survival Courage Self-defense Escape Fight back Tough Resourceful Resilient Determined Unbreakable Fearless Fierce Fighter Protector Warrior, Minecraft, RegretKidnappingMe, smp

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	6968
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit! We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, and we ride around on flying pigs while battling evil villagers. Plus, if you get kidnapped, our admin will swoop in on a dragon and rescue you with a sword made of pure awesomeness. Trust me, you do NOT want to miss out on this epic adventure! #JoinNow #BestSMPever #FlyingPigsFTW

CreeperCarnage: IdealDeathZn

CreeperCarnage, death contemplation, death fulfillment, death preferences, death reflection, death satisfaction, death scenario, death wishes, desired death, end of life, final moments, ideal death, ideal way to die, IdealDeathZn, mortality acceptance, peaceful departure, peaceful passing, perfect death, preferred death, preferred passing, ultimate death

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	3743
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	92	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only way to die is by falling off a cliff or getting attacked by a zombie? Well, look no further because on our server, we offer the most EPIC ways to meet your demise! Want to be squished by a giant flying pig? Done. How about being turned into a block of cheese by a mischievous wizard? We got you covered. Join our server for the ultimate death experience and see if you can survive the insanity!

Players:	110/500	Votes:	615
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	96
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Chimeras Created:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3