PenisCraft: SchlongSlang

BIZARRE, funny, genitalia, long tail, odd, penis, PenisCraft, SchlongSlang, Slang, slang dictionary, slang expressions, slang for penis, slang language, slang phrases, slang terminology, slang terms, slang words, tags, UNUSUAL, weird, Word

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	7803
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Ores Mined:	1691	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Votes:	1149	Alien Abductions:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all your blocky adventures! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about the time a player on our server built a giant statue of a flying penis that shot fireballs out of its tip. That’s right, only on our server can you witness such majestic creations! And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about the time our players organized a massive chicken parade through the virtual streets, complete with feather boas and disco music. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most penis-filled Minecraft adventures of your life!

BrotherBlameGameCraft

Accountability, alcoholism, bipolar disorder, Boundaries, BrotherBlameGameCraft, college, Communication, family, financial struggles, forgiveness, Jealousy, mental health, parenting, personal responsibility, Resentment, self improvement, self worth, sibling relationship, sibling rivalry, success, toxic relationships

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	5265
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	17	New Chunks Explored:	545271
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, mine, and craft your way to relaxation and fun!

Join us and leave behind the craziness of family drama like the one described above. On our server, you won’t have to worry about your brother shaming you or blaming you for his problems. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new worlds.

Plus, on our server, you won’t have to deal with jealous siblings or crazy family dynamics. Just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun! So come join us and leave the real world behind for a while. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun here!

EndgameHauntsMeMinecraftSMP

Cinema, EndgameHauntsMeMinecraftSMP, ending, film, Haunting, haunting films, haunting moments, haunting movie endings, haunting movies, haunting scenes, Movie, Mystery, psychological thriller, Suspense, Thriller, unresolved, unresolved ending, unresolved mystery, unresolved plot, unresolved questions, unresolved storyline

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	5700
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Chimeras Created:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Void Armor Forged:	28	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Enchantments Applied:	88

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because it’s like the movie ending that haunts you forever, but in a good way! Like, imagine if the server was a movie and the ending was so crazy, you couldn’t stop thinking about it. That’s what this SMP is like, but with blocks and stuff.

Like, one time I was building a house and a creeper blew it up, but then a magical unicorn appeared and rebuilt it with rainbow blocks. It was so epic, I couldn’t believe my eyes. And then, like, a dragon swooped down and gave me a diamond sword that shoots lasers. I know, it sounds crazy, but it totally happened.

So, if you want to experience movie-ending-level craziness in Minecraft, you have to join this SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, there’s free cake for everyone who joins. Who doesn’t love free cake, am I right? Join now and prepare for the most mind-blowing Minecraft experience of your life! 🍰🦄🐉🌈 #MovieEndingSMP #CakeIsLife

LoveCraftMC

acts of service, appreciation, Communication, emotional connection, emotional needs, expressing love, Love And Communication, love and relationships, love language, LoveCraftMC, personal growth, physical touch, primary love language, quality time, receiving gifts, relationship dynamics, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, showing affection, Understanding, words of affirmation

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	6263
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	187	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just focus on building and survival? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up with a love language twist! That’s right, on our server, you can communicate with your fellow players using heart emojis, love letters, and even serenading them with love songs in-game.

But that’s not all! We have special events like speed dating where you can find your Minecraft soulmate, and couples building challenges where you and your partner can show off your teamwork skills. And if you’re feeling extra romantic, you can even propose to your in-game crush with a virtual diamond ring!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s all about spreading the love (literally), then join us now and get ready to experience a whole new level of gameplay. Who knows, you might even find your one true blocky love on our server!

TelAvivTNTBoomz

CASUALTIES, Conflict, Dozen, global crisis, Houthi, international news, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military attack, missile strike, Political unrest, RETALIATION, security threat, Tel Aviv, TelAvivTNTBoomz, Tension, Terrorism, violence, War, Wounds, Yemen

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	5962
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Star Shards Collected:	85
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing getting struck is your funny bone! we got more explosions than a houthi missile strike in tel aviv, but don’t worry, no one gets hurt except maybe your sides from laughing so hard. we’ve got crazy mini games like “dodge the creeper” and “sheep rodeo” where you can ride sheep like a pro. plus, our community is so lit, it’s like a firework show every day. so come on over and join the fun, because on our server, the only thing getting wounded is your boredom!

Aqua & Gruel: Neolithic Noms

agriculture, Ancient, Aqua, archaeology, Bread, Cooking, Culinary, diet, discoveries, Early Neolithic, Farmers, Food, grains, gruel, History, Meal, Neolithic, Noms, nutrition, research, Scandinavia, Scandinavian culture, Water

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	7398
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

hey u! ya u, lookin for a wild ride in minecraft? well u gotta join this server cuz we got WATER AND GRUEL – NOT BREAD! that’s right, we’re all about that neolithic farmer diet up in here.

imagine chowin down on some gruel while buildin a sick castle with ur pals. who needs bread when u got gruel, right? plus, we got a whole storyline about how the neolithic farmers in scandinavia survived on this diet and thrived. it’s like a history lesson, but way more fun cuz it’s in minecraft.

so come on over and join the party! build, survive, and eat gruel like a true neolithic farmer. u won’t regret it, trust me.

Crafted Survival

Additions, Bedrock Port, Community, crafted, Discord, Environment, Friendly, Fun, griefer-free, INCLUSIVE, Ip:, mojang, Playtime, Semi Vanilla, Server, Survival, Trailer, Trust, Tweaks, Vanilla, Voting, welcome

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	6494
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Mines Excavated:	1621	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Votes:	9475	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	28
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Crafted Survival Server Overview

Feature	Description
Land Claiming	Players can claim land to protect their builds
Shopping District	Dedicated area for player shops and trading
Homes and TPA	Players can set homes and teleport to other players
Live World Map	Interactive map of the server world
Mob Heads	Chance to get mob heads as drops
One Player Sleep	One player can sleep to skip the night
Ranks	Ranks based on trust, playtime, and voting
Active Player Base	Community of active players

Discord: https://discord.gg/qJAx8w3jcn

Server Trailer: https://youtu.be/qu5nJmSbEMA?si=U4bYORadEgOny1cm

IP: play.craftedsurvival.net

Bedrock Port: 19132

We can’t wait to welcome you to our server! ❤️

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Simply connect using the IP play.craftedsurvival.net

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, we have measures in place to prevent griefing and maintain a friendly community

Q: How can I claim land?

A: Use the land claiming feature to protect your builds

Azure Realm 1.20

4koma, AZURE, Balancing Schale’s Books, Banners, Binah, blue archive, Chise, christmas livestream, Commissions, Events, general, Grand Assault, guides, Hards, Haruna, Izuna, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mari, Mimori, Normals, patch notes, PVs, Realm, Resources, Scrimmages, shorts, Side Content, The Fury of Set, Yuuka

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	8421
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crops Grown:	6192	New Chunks Explored:	611926
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Void Armor Forged:	13
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Void Gems Collected:	23	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Yo, bros, come join this Minecraft server, it’s like a party in your brain but with blocks and stuff. We got guides and resources that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. And guess what? We have circles, clubs, and friends waiting for you to join so you can build epic stuff together.

Forget about reality, jump into this server and experience 4koma, manga, side content, PVs, and shorts that will make you question everything you know about Minecraft. Plus, we have limited edition characters like Yuuka, Mari, and Haruna waiting for you to collect.

Don’t miss our Christmas Livestream, it’s gonna be lit like a Nether portal on fire. And the events? Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council is the wildest thing you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Join us for Grand Assault with Binah and Limit Break Assault with The Fury of Set, it’s gonna be crazier than a pig riding a minecart.

And if that’s not enough, we have banners featuring Izuna, Chise, and Mimori in swimsuits because why not? Patch notes, events, and double everything – we got it all. So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and let’s make Minecraft weirder than ever before!

Fujimi Lovers Special – Minecraft SMP Oneshot – The End

adaptation, anniversary, anniversary release, Comic, commemoration, Conclusion, conclusion to story, Drama, End.., Fujimi, Fujimi Lovers, LA adaptation, long awaited, Lovers, Manga, Minecraft, OneShot, Release, romance, series, smp, Special, Story, TL inside

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	2598
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Void Armor Forged:	23	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53
Star Shards Collected:	158	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Chimeras Created:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs with no excitement or drama? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme!

Picture this: a server where the mobs have taken over and are now the rulers of the land. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to overthrow these mob overlords and restore peace to the server. But beware, the mobs are not your average Minecraft enemies – they have evolved into super intelligent beings with a thirst for power!

But that’s not all! Our server also features a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that the city is guarded by a giant chicken who only speaks in riddles. Will you be able to crack the code and claim the treasure for yourself?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a mysterious portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made out of candy. But be warned, the candy creatures are not as sweet as they seem and will do anything to protect their sugary world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what crazy shenanigans await you in this wacky world!

Dad vs Father-In-Law Minecraft Server

Communication, dad, DAUGHTER, Disappointment, facetiming, family, father in-law, Fatherinlaw, Gifts, GRANDPA, Grandparents, in-laws, luggage, Minecraft, minnie mouse, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, road trip, roadtrip, Server, suitcase, Surprise, text

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	8170
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11

Are you tired of family drama interfering with your Minecraft adventures? Join our server and escape the real world craziness! We promise no one will fight over suitcases here, unless it’s a virtual one filled with diamonds! Build your own Minnie Mouse suitcase (or two, we won’t judge) and embark on a road trip to explore our epic world. No need to worry about surprise gifts from grandparents, just pure, unadulterated fun! So come join us and leave the family drama behind – unless you want to bring it into the game for some hilarious role-playing shenanigans!

CraftyNickHater123

Assertiveness, Boundaries, chosen name, Communication, Confrontation, coworker, CraftyNickHater123, discomfort, hate, humor, Key & Peele, mispronunciation, name change, Nickname, personal identity, pronounciation, Respect, sensitivity, skit, work environment

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	8068
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

Don’t let a pesky coworker ruin your love for your new name. On our server, you can be called whatever you please, whether it’s your actual name or a funny mispronunciation. Let your creativity run wild and build a world where your name is always pronounced correctly, no matter what.

So come on over and join us on this epic Minecraft journey! Leave behind the real world worries and dive into a world where your name is respected and cherished, just like your love for Minecraft. Let’s build, mine, and explore together, because on this server, your name will always be pronounced with love and care.

NorwayVibes Minecraft SMP

#sustainability, clean air, cultural heritage, Fishing, Fjords, innovation, midnight sun, Minecraft, Nature, Nordic cuisine, northern lights, norway, NorwayVibes, oslo, outdoor adventures, quality of life, Scandinavian, skiing, smp, social welfare, travel destination, viking history, winter sports

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	1805
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Potions Brewed:	186
Alien Abductions:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	117
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Lol, bro, let me tell you about this insane Minecraft SMP server that is like, totally lit! So, like, this server is like the Norway of Minecraft servers, ya know? It’s like, so epic and cool and stuff.

First of all, the spawn area is like a magical forest filled with unicorns and rainbows and, like, flying pigs or something. And the best part is, you can ride the unicorns and pigs around the spawn area, like, how crazy is that?!

But wait, there’s more! The admins on this server are like actual wizards or something, because they can grant you wishes and stuff. Like, one time I asked for a diamond sword and they gave me a whole stack of them! It was insane, bro.

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground base that leads to a hidden treasure room filled with, like, stacks on stacks of diamonds and emeralds? Yeah, that’s a thing on this server.

So, like, if you wanna join a Minecraft SMP that’s as epic as Norway, then you gotta join this server, bro. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

DinoLoverzCraft

ancient creatures, ancient extinction events, ancient species, DinoLoverzCraft, Dinosaurs, dodo birds, extinct animals, extinct dinosaurs, extinct species, extinct wildlife, favorite extinct animals, fossilized remains, ice age mammals, mammoths, natural history, Paleontology, passenger pigeons, past 60 million years, prehistoric animals, saber-toothed tigers, Woolly rhinoceros

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	4710
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	164	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Love Letters Sent:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring themes? Well, look no further because our server is all about extinct animals from the past 60 million years! Join us and ride on the back of a T-Rex while battling a pack of saber-toothed tigers.

Ever wanted to see a woolly mammoth in real life? Well, on our server, you can ride one into battle against a giant sloth! And don’t even get me started on the dodo bird races we have every Sunday.

So if you’re a history buff who loves a good laugh, come join us on our server and experience the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life!

NukeCraft Server: Argentina’s Atomic Adventure

#sustainability, Adventure, argentina, Argentinas, ATOMIC, Development, electricity, ENERGY, energy independence, energy production, energy security, energy sources, Environment, Expansion, Government, Infrastructure, milei, nuclear energy, nuclear reactors, nukecraft, policy, power, renewable energy, Server, Technology

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	9839
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Magic Items Found:	7748
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	96
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	9140

come join our server for the most explosive experience ever! we have so much nuclear energy, you’ll think you’re in argentina! our reactors are so powerful, they’ll make your minecraft world glow like never before. who needs diamonds when you have radioactive materials to mine? join us now and help us reach our goal of having more reactors than argentina! it’s gonna be a blast! literally.

KidCraftWarz

Attack, child soldiers, Conflict, Europe, extremism, foreign policy, hiring children, intelligence, international relations, iran, Israeli targets, KidCraftWarz, Manipulation, MIDDLE EAST, Political, Propaganda, radicalization, SECURITY, Terrorism, violence, War

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	1879
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

so, like, this server is like, the craziest place ever, man. we got kids from iran, like, attacking israeli stuff in europe. it’s like, a total war zone, but in minecraft, ya know? join us if you wanna see some wild action and be part of the most intense battles in the virtual world. plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs, so like, why wouldn’t you wanna be here? come join the madness, bro!

FruitCraft: Pineapple Apple Sense

Ananas comosus, Apple, Botanical, Bromeliad, DELICIOUS, etymology, Food, Fruit, fruitcraft, History, juicy, Language, linguistic evolution, Meaning, name.., Pineapple, Plant, sense, SWEET, Tropical, word origin

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	5966
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Dimension Hops:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Secret Passages Found:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

join dis epic minecraft server where u can ride on flying pigs and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. our server has a secret underground disco party where u can dance with creepers and skeletons. there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a giant chicken named Sir Clucks-a-lot. also, we have a roller coaster made entirely of cake that takes u on a wild ride through a rainbow jungle. so come on and join the fun, cuz this server is more lit than a lava pit!