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KinkyCraft SMP: Spill the Beans!

acceptance, Beans, Boundaries, Communication, communication skills, consent, Desires, Exploration, fantasies, fetishes, Honesty, Intimacy, kinks, KinkyCraft, Open-mindedness, Partnership, relationships, sexual preferences, sharing, smp, Spill, Trust, Understanding, Vulnerability

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	8174
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Ores Mined:	6710
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3

So like, imagine this Minecraft server, right? It’s like, the craziest place ever man. We got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and creepers doing the cha-cha slide. It’s wild, I tell ya.

But wait, there’s more! We have this secret underground club where you can confess all your kinks and fetishes to your fellow players. Want to dress up as a sexy Enderman? Go for it! Have a thing for crafting tables? No judgment here, bro.

And get this, if you join our server, you get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows. Yeah, you heard me right. A freakin’ rainbow-farting dragon. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

So come join us, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who reads those anyway?). Let your freak flag fly high in the sky of this wacky Minecraft world.

CraftyMineJobs

career preferences, CraftyMineJobs, ideal job, important quality, job attributes, job characteristics, job criteria, job expectations, job fit, job preferences, job priorities, job qualifications, job qualities, job requirements, job satisfaction, Job Search, job specifications, job standards, job traits, job values

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	2559
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Love Letters Sent:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Emeralds Found:	3659
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	11	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Ores Mined:	8018	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is the answer to all your prayers!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs! Our server is so awesome that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us on weekends.

Looking for a job? Well, on our server, you can become the official Chicken Nugget Taste Tester or the Chief Llama Wrangler. And don’t worry, we pay in diamonds and emeralds, because who needs boring old money anyway?

So come join us on the most epic Minecraft server in the universe, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BalticCableBusters Minecraft Server

BalticCableBusters, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	8724
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Divine Spears Created:	20	Ores Mined:	9444
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	89	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

omg guys, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, we got ships being seized in the baltic sea and stuff! like, who even knew that was a thing in minecraft, amirite?? join us and be a part of the most insane investigation ever, where we try to figure out who’s causing all this chaos in the sea. maybe it’s herobrine or something, who knows?? come sail the high seas with us and uncover the truth behind the cable damage, it’s gonna be lit af! #shipwreckedminecrafters #seasofchaos #minecraftmystery

CableCuttersCraft

#authorities, act, apparent, Baltic Sea, CableCuttersCraft, Communication, Cutting, Damage, Incident, International, investigation, Maritime, norway, Russian, Russian-Crewed Ship, sabotage, SECURITY, Seizes, suspected, undersea cable, Vessel

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	1645
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Void Gems Collected:	28
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier adventures than norway seizing a russian-crewed ship suspected of cutting an undersea cable! we believe the ship was trying to find our secret diamond mine under the ocean, but we outsmarted them with our epic pvp skills.

we have insane builds like a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs, a roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano, and a secret underground base where we hide from the creepers.

join us for non-stop fun and chaos as we battle mobs, build amazing structures, and uncover hidden treasures. who needs undersea cable sabotage when you can have all this craziness in one minecraft server? come join us now and be a part of the madness!

No More Childish Cash

Adults, capitalism, Cash, childish, children, consumer behavior, consumerism, cultural norms, economic influence, financial power, generational differences, materialism, Maturity, MONEY, purchasing power, social conditioning, societal expectations, society, spending habits, teens, youth culture

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	3992
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Dimension Hops:	2
Crops Grown:	8217	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

So, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? Like, you gotta join because, like, we have unicorns that fart rainbows and, like, flying pigs that poop diamonds. It’s, like, totally insane, man.

And, like, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that spits fireballs and, like, protects you from all the creepers and zombies. It’s, like, the best deal ever, bro.

Plus, like, all the players on the server are, like, super cool and funny. We have, like, epic build battles and, like, crazy treasure hunts. It’s, like, a party in Minecraft land, dude.

So, like, if you wanna have a blast and, like, experience the most epic Minecraft adventures ever, you gotta join this server, man. It’s, like, the coolest place on the internet, no joke.

Ice Bear Energy Drive

arctic circle, Arctic ecosystem, Bear, climate change, climate crisis, DRIVE, ecological balance, Endangered species, energetic constraints, ENERGY, energy limitation, environmental impact, food shortages, habitat destruction, Ice, loss of ice, polar bear, population decline, predator-prey dynamics, sea ice loss, sentinel species, wildlife conservation, wildlife management, wildlife population

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	8026
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Emeralds Found:	608
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Farms Harvested:	254	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Buildings Constructed:	35	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11

Yo, yo, yo! Listen up, gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our wacky world where polar bears are the rulers and they’re facing a major crisis – ENERGY LIMITATION! That’s right, these polar bears are struggling to find food because the ice is disappearing faster than you can say “blocky building.” But fear not, brave adventurer, because you can help save the day by joining our server and embarking on epic quests to find the elusive energy sources that will keep these bears from going extinct. So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a hero in the battle against energy limitation!

Dang City Craft 1.21.2

1.21.2, bold statement, brought up., chances, chuuba, city, COMEBACK, Craft, da nang, dang, Do, dream, Freaks, Itch, logical move, Long Time, May, mike, Minato Aqua, phase connect, question.., Retirement, Sakana, Surprise

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	236
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Potions Brewed:	134
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Astral Projections Made:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42

Hey gamers, listen up! Ever wondered what it would be like if Minato Aqua came out of retirement and joined our Minecraft server? Well, the chances are at least 80% according to our resident expert, Mike!

Imagine Aqua making a bold statement in May and joining our cast of freaks on this server. It’s a lifelong dream for her to be a part of Phase-Connect, so it totally makes sense!

Join now and be a part of this epic journey with Aqua and the gang. Don’t miss out on the chance to game with a retired chuuba – it’s gonna be lit! Let’s make Đỗ in Da Nang proud with our epic Minecraft adventures!

PillowTossin’WifeBanter

anger, Assertiveness, Bed.., BEDROOM, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, emotional response, family, king size bed, Marriage, Marriage dynamics, personal space, Pillow, PillowTossinWifeBanter, relationship, Resentment, sleeping arrangements, sleeping habits, Space, Toddler

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	6776
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Potions Brewed:	57
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Farms Harvested:	586	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Void Gems Collected:	23

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of limited space in a king size bed! Join us if you’re tired of fighting for room with your significant other and toddler, only to be left with a tiny sliver of space. Our server is the perfect escape from pillow walls and blanket hogging!

We promise that on our server, you’ll have all the space you need to build your dream Minecraft creations without anyone stealing your virtual blankets. Say goodbye to arguments over who gets the most space in bed, and hello to a world where you can spread out and relax in peace.

So come join us and leave behind the drama of pillow throwing and blanket wars. Build, explore, and have a good laugh with our friendly community. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual king size bed all to yourself!

PretendPro SMP – Still Confused!

Baffling, bewildering, complexity, comprehension, Confused, confusion, Enigmatic, Faking It, ignorance, inscrutable, knowledge, lack of understanding, Mystifying, perplexing, pretending, pretending to know, PretendPro, puzzling, smp, uncertainty, Unclear, Understanding

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	704
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Secret Passages Found:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	146
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Chimeras Created:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10

LOL, join our Minecraft SMP for the most epic time of your life! We have flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can find. Trust me, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget how to mine diamonds. And don’t even get me started on the giant chicken boss that drops golden carrots like they’re candy. It’s like a never-ending party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most mind-blowing, pants-wetting, chicken-dropping adventure of your life!

BlockyBunkBedLies

BlockyBunkBedLies, childhood beliefs, childhood innocence, childhood memories, Deception, deception uncovered, embarrassing moments, false information, growing up, gullibility, hindsight, Innocence, learning the truth, Lies, misconceptions, misconstrued, mistaken beliefs, realization, truth revealed, uncovering lies

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	1550
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Mines Excavated:	1232
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	447	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Join our Minecraft server and discover a world where pigs can fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers are actually friendly creatures who just want to give you a hug!

Our server is so magical, you’ll start believing in all those childhood lies you were told, like how eating carrots will make you see in the dark or how kissing a frog will turn it into a prince.

But be warned, once you join our server, you may never want to leave. Who needs the real world when you can live in a land of endless possibilities and absurdities? So come on, join us and let your inner child run wild!

PoopCraft: Gut Microbe Madness

animal models, complex, digestion, digestive tract, ecosystems, fecal transplants, Gut, Gut microbes, health, health outcomes, influence, madness, Metabolic, Mice, Microbe, Microbiome, neuroactivity, PoopCraft, research, restoration, scientists, small intestine bacteria, study, transplant

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	9163
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

join our epic minecraft server where we recreate the complex ecosystems of gut microbes through fecal transplants in mice!!! 🐭🧫🔬

our small intestine bacteria are LIT AF and will boost your metabolic and neuroactivity to levels you never thought possible!! 💩🚀

come for the poop science, stay for the epic battles against giant mutant bacteria bosses!! 🦠💥

who needs boring old regular minecraft when you can join our insane server and experience the ultimate gut microbe adventure?! 🤪🎮

join now and let the fecal transplants begin!! 💩🌟🔥

Enchanted Realm 1.21.1

1.21.1, anti-foid propaganda, Chad, controversial opinions, cover my tracks, Deception, DISRESPECTFUL, Enchanted, gender dynamics, have a gf, hypergamy, Insecurity, internet, internet trolling, male specimen, Misogyny, online ranting, Realm, red pill ideology, relationships, toxic behavior, toxic masculinity, Women

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	1589
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Buildings Constructed:	34
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Mines Excavated:	1084	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

Join this Minecraft server if you want to escape the clutches of your girlfriend who doesn’t understand your anti-women rants!

Build your own world where only Chad-like players are welcome, no foids allowed!

Escape the oppression of hypergamy and create your own perfect male utopia in this server!

Don’t let your girlfriend catch you spreading anti-foid propaganda, come join us where you can be free to express your true feelings about women!

Join now and build a world where you can be the perfect male specimen without any judgment from foids!

BlockBrothersCraft

BETRAYAL, BlockBrothersCraft, business development, business disputes, Business growth, business ownership, business relationships, Career Change, Client Acquisition, Competition, Entrepreneurship, Ethics, family business, loyalty, market, non-compete agreement, Promises, sibling rivalry, Siblings, work ethic

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	295
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Void Armor Forged:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3221
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Towns Built:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Are you tired of being held back by family drama in the business world? Join our Minecraft server where you can start any business you want without any pesky non-compete agreements from your brother!

We promise raises that actually materialize, acknowledgment for your hard work, and a lack of unethical behavior (unless you count stealing diamonds from other players as unethical, but hey, it’s just a game, right?).

Join now and build your empire without any familial restrictions. And if your brother tries to stop you, just build a giant wall around his virtual house and claim his clients as your own. It’s all fair game in the world of Minecraft!

HatePretendingMinecraftSMP

disliking secretly, enjoyment, facade, fake enthusiasm, faking happiness, false enjoyment, forced smiles, hate, HatePretendingMinecraftSMP, hiding true emotions, hiding true feelings, keeping up appearances, masking true emotions, peer pressure, pretending, pretending to be happy, pretending to like, Pretending to love, putting on a show, social norms, societal expectations

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	5726
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Animals Bred:	167
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Dimension Hops:	14	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	45

Lol, like omg have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, totally the best place to be if you wanna have a blast and laugh your butt off. Like, the admins are so cool, they once built a giant statue of a potato just because someone said they liked fries. And get this, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to dance when no one’s looking.

But wait, there’s more! The server has this crazy rule where you have to wear a chicken suit every Tuesday or else you get turned into a block of cheese. And the best part is, there’s a rumor that if you find the legendary diamond banana hidden somewhere in the world, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical cow named Bessie.

So, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP server? It’s the place to be if you wanna have a good time and make some new friends. Plus, who wouldn’t wanna see a bunch of chickens busting a move on the dance floor? Join now and let the madness begin!

Block Party: Where Pixels Come to Play

BLOCK, Deep quotes, impactful conversations, impactful quotes, influential phrases, influential words, Inspirational Sayings, inspirational sentences, life changing, life lessons, life-altering quotes, meaningful phrases, memorable lines, motivational quotes, motivational words, Party, personal growth, pixels, Play, powerful messages, profound impact, significant impact, thought-provoking sentences, transformative quotes

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	4753
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	189	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	435
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Crops Grown:	1769
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Imagine a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide instead of exploding. On our server, you’ll embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Potato, battle evil llamas who shoot lasers from their eyes, and ride on the backs of majestic rainbow unicorns. Join us and experience a Minecraft adventure like never before!

Players:	97/900	Votes:	1455
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Divine Spears Created:	30